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That game you really like and are emotionally attached to, that's the real stinker. Boy are you an idiot.
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notZaar posted:That game you really like and are emotionally attached to, that's the real stinker. Boy are you an idiot. You gently caress
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Jun 29, 2016 14:45
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Junk posted:Cyanide's Blood Bowl releases. I paid for that drat game twice, and from what i hear there are even more full retail versions out and they still havent finished implementing all the rules beacuse it's not a priority... BUT SOMEHOW realtime mode IS a priority? gently caress that poo poo, just play fumbbl. Its even worse than you think. They stopped updating it with new versions, and started all over with Blood Bowl 2, so now there are less races in the game than there were 5 years ago
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Jun 29, 2016 14:49
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CubanMissile posted:I remember as a kid desperately trying to make my Friday the 13th purchase worthwhile, but I never could figure out what the hell to do in it. I guess now it's considered somewhat innovative but gently caress that game. this is your problem, not the game. get good scrub! Friday the 13th on NES was one of the better games of the entire system
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Jun 29, 2016 14:50
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Junk posted:Yeah gently caress The Ship, how far up their own rear end they were that they thought their dinky HL1 mod was worth paying for... looks like it wasnt!! not sure if this is a joke or not, but they are remaking the ship
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Rutibex posted:this is your problem, not the game. get good scrub! Friday the 13th on NES was one of the better games of the entire system jesus christ no it wasn't, but it wasn't nearly the worst
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Rutibex posted:this is your problem, not the game. get good scrub! Friday the 13th on NES was one of the better games of the entire system The best game on the NES in other words the smartest retard on the short bus lol Console games weren't even worth playing before the Dreamcast came out.
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Jun 29, 2016 14:53
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ninety posted:if you like boring weapons, boring enemies, boring environments, and uskippable cutscenes i would recommend Official PC Game of the Millenium HALF LIFE TWO and in addition to all that it caused motion sickness for me. It did give us Steam, for better or worse.
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Jun 29, 2016 14:54
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notZaar posted:The best game on the NES in other words the smartest retard on the short bus lol I didn't know that at the time, give me a break I was a kid 
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Jun 29, 2016 14:54
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I enjoyed my Nintendo Entertainment System, but many games were impossible to control well.
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Jun 29, 2016 14:56
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The commodore 64 owned the poo poo out of the NES and Sega MegaSystem.
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Jun 29, 2016 14:58
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notZaar posted:The best game on the NES in other words the smartest retard on the short bus lol Thats one of the dumber things I have seen posted, and if you aren't being ironic or a troll the same thing can be said by some kid 10 years younger than you about Xbox One or PS4 or some poo poo.
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Jun 29, 2016 14:58
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Junk posted:Cyanide's Blood Bowl releases. I paid for that drat game twice, and from what i hear there are even more full retail versions out and they still havent finished implementing all the rules beacuse it's not a priority... BUT SOMEHOW realtime mode IS a priority? gently caress that poo poo, just play fumbbl. The whole point of Blood Bowl is about team development and then getting bored at between 1400-1600TV and doing a different set of guys in a different way. BB:CE is still pretty good although the playerbase is really, really split nowadays. OK there's a couple of bad bugs but hey FumBBL has a couple of bugs itself and more importantly has the all of blood bowl forever problem where at a certain level of TV it's just Murder Chaos vs Murder Chorfs vs Murder Nurgle, whoever gets the first ClawPOMB cas wins. Agility teams tend not to do so well past 1600-1700 where the whole enemy line probably has Tackle, Guard, probably tentacles on a Big Guy, whatever else. That's maybe an insoluble problem though. Bad game I do not recommend: the Wargame series by Eugen, unless you are really interested in fighting a daunting army builder full of cold war units with very similar names to one another just to get trashed repeatedly by people who know what the objectively best builds are and/or are all on Mumble or TS or Discord etc. and so will just organise better than your own team.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:00
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JakeP posted:Thats one of the dumber things I have seen posted, and if you aren't being ironic or a troll the same thing can be said by some kid 10 years younger than you about Xbox One or PS4 or some poo poo.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:04
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notZaar posted:PC gaming was where it was at until like 1999. I will concede two exceptions: Metroid 3 and chrono trigger. Is Metroid 3 Super Metroid? PC gaming was not where it was at until very recently, and I say this as someone who was always a PC gamer. Everyone had a NES, or a Genesis, or a SNES in the early 90s. The internet was something that just about nobody had at this point, and PC gaming was basically for autistic nerds that had no friends, since there was no reliable way to play multiplayer PC games. The N64 and PS1 era is the same for the most part. The internet was becoming more widespread at this point, where most people had some kind of internet access (56k, mostly AOL users). Compare the sales for PS1 Resident Evil vs the sales for the PC version and you will see it wasn't even close. Consoles still dominated. When Xbox came out it was still a console dominated market, though things were changing. People that have never played a FPS on PC were playing Halo on their Xbox. PC gaming didn't really start becoming mainstream until somewhere in the Xbox 360 PS3 lifespan.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:13
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i didn't like dr mario when i first played it as a kid, probably cos i was expecting a sweet platformer.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:14
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symbolic posted:Talos Principle Man gently caress that game.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:20
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lorn Wayne posted:i didn't like dr mario when i first played it as a kid, probably cos i was expecting a sweet platformer. same, i asked for it for christmas, and then after i got it realized it was just a weird tetris game
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Jun 29, 2016 15:23
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Yes Metroid 3 is... ugh  Super Metroid
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Jun 29, 2016 15:30
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notZaar posted:Yes Metroid 3 is... ugh The good'un.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:38
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notZaar posted:That game you really like and are emotionally attached to, that's the real stinker. Boy are you an idiot.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:48
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Has anybody said Sword and Sworcery yet? Because that.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:53
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Applewhite posted:Has anybody said Sword and Sworcery yet? Unironcally that game was crystalized pretension
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Jun 29, 2016 15:56
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Uncle Wemus posted:Unironcally that game was crystalized pretension I liked the music.
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loving Brink. Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory is one of my favorite multiplayer shooters ever, so I picked that piece of poo poo up bright & early on launch day. gently caress Brink and gently caress Splash Damage.
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Jun 29, 2016 16:19
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Uncle Wemus posted:You have made a powerful enemy Lets beat him with a lead pipe!
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Jun 29, 2016 16:35
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Uncle Wemus posted:You have made a powerful enemy What? Muscular Freddie Mercury?
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Jun 29, 2016 17:27
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Cover art significantly more rad than game
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Jun 29, 2016 17:29
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That's how they get you, it's the same for fantasy novels and erotic doujin
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Jun 29, 2016 17:31
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Uncle Wemus posted:Cover art significantly more rad than game yeah it looks like a wild ride but turns out it's horseshit
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Jun 29, 2016 17:31
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Any Atari 2600 sports games. They're retro and classic! (and not very good)
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Jun 29, 2016 17:37
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Are there any games that actually look like a frank frazetta drawing
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Jun 29, 2016 17:48
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Uncle Wemus posted:Are there any games that actually look like a frank frazetta drawing I would say Dark Souls except it's missing the crucial component of the hot naked babes.
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Rutibex posted:this is your problem, not the game. get good scrub! Friday the 13th on NES was one of the better games of the entire system That and cobra triangle
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For whatever reason I never really liked any final fantasy game I played but on a whim the other day I downloaded final fantasy tactics because I heard it was different and pretty fun. So far it is alright but also kind of confusing and mixing different jobs is weird. I think I am retarded, which to give myself credit is a pretty big concept for a retard to grasp. .
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JediTalentAgent posted:Any Atari 2600 sports games. They're retro and classic! (and not very good) There was a pretty fun baseball, tennis and football game, and a decathalon game. Sure by todays standards they aren't playable, but I passed some time with them as a kid.
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notZaar posted:That game you really like and are emotionally attached to, that's the real stinker. Boy are you an idiot.  Applewhite posted:Man gently caress that game.
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notZaar posted:I would say Dark Souls except it's missing the crucial component of the hot naked babes. Armor covers too much skin. There was something realistic but not quite about frazetta and vallejo drawings but not uncanny valley. I feel like a game that tried to mimic their style would look too cheap or, god forbid, like poser art
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