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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Groovelord Neato posted:

i like how david williams brings up a scenario that has never and will never happen.

wasn't that basically what the fort hood shooter thought he was doing?

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Groovelord Neato posted:

i like how david williams brings up a scenario that has never and will never happen.

here you go

http://www.afn.org/~guns/ayoob.html

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

here's another too

https://m.facebook.com/notes/ebmas-...65193/?__tn__=C

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


lmao the irony of the first one.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
10 years ago - how do you not have a facebook?
today - you still use facebook??

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

quote:

Beckwith told me later, "I could have killed all five of them, at the end, when they were running away and exposed to me. But I was no longer in danger from them, so chose not to shoot them."

Beckwith had high praise for the professionalism of the Alachua County Sheriff's Deputies in general, and particularly for those who responded that night - with one possible exception.

Yeah especially since cops couldn't imagine withholding death

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




Mmmmmmkay?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Genuinely surprised there isn't a 24-hour clock

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Preach it!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

2+2 spread the wealth.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

"As a former soldier" I can tell you this is the worst loving idea anybody ever had.

"Hey kid, got any percocets? Motrin crunched up with oxy?"

FBIASSMAN69
Aug 15, 2006


how could this ever work, there aren't nearly enough to go around. ive seen veterans with less than two arms, but never more, no way in hell there are enough to post one at every school

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



It is good it is 3-4. It is as if the people making these are finally understanding that the gunman will ambush the armed guards and try to kill them first before continuing the rampage.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



ElGroucho posted:

"As a former soldier" I can tell you this is the worst loving idea anybody ever had.

"Hey kid, got any percocets? Motrin crunched up with oxy?"

1st rule? Don't touch my percocets. 2nd rule. Do you have any percocets?

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
There was an armed cop on-duty at Columbine (true, look it up) who exchanged gunfire with the gunmen yet dozens still ended up eating a bullet.


Wait until this program ends because of a massive sex scandal involving the freshly-turned 18 year old seniors.

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

American soldiers have a proud history of always following local laws regarding statutory consent wherever they're deployed

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Justin Godscock posted:

Wait until this program ends because of a massive sex scandal involving the freshly-turned 18 year old seniors.

Lmao, if you think the soldiers would wait until the students legal!

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Justin Godscock posted:

There was an armed cop on-duty at Columbine (true, look it up) who exchanged gunfire with the gunmen yet dozens still ended up eating a bullet.


Wait until this program ends because of a massive sex scandal involving the freshly-turned 18 year old seniors.

They'd have to get in line behind the teachers.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Don't name your child this god drat

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

TheMostFrench posted:

Don't name your child this god drat


Birthday girl and nephew Anakin.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




Ya mooostash hairs is in violation. PO-LICE THAT MOOOSTASH!

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Anderron Shi posted:

Birthday girl and nephew Anakin.

I didn't read it that way before, and now it's funnier.

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

Gotta throw that bit about evolution in there

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



What

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

I think they're being incredibly passive-aggressive over friends and family not helping them pay for a birthday.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
same person:

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003



This girl cold as ice

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:



This girl cold as ice



I wonder if they're still friends

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Please tell me there's more of this, even if it's ~3yrs old

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Justin Godscock posted:

There was an armed cop on-duty at Columbine (true, look it up) who exchanged gunfire with the gunmen yet dozens still ended up eating a bullet.


yeah, this gem is pretty crucial:

quote:

While exiting his patrol car in the Senior lot at 11:24, he heard another call on the school radio, "Neil, there's a shooter in the school".[34] Harris, at the West Entrance, immediately fired his rifle at Gardner, who was sixty yards away.[34] Gardner returned fire with his service pistol.[43] He was not wearing his prescription eyeglasses, and was unable to hit the shooters.[44]

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jonny 290 posted:

yeah, this gem is pretty crucial:

:wow:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Remember Weekend Web? Well now there is a version of it you can access LIVE without even crawling into some musty weird corner of the Internet and I guarantee the posts will be stupid as poo poo

But they're also from people you know/knew

Thanks FB!

Zuul the Cat
Dec 24, 2006

Grimey Drawer

Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:


This girl cold as ice



Haha, holy poo poo. This is the most hardcore way to call someone out.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:

This girl cold as ice



I need to know this woman. Not everyday, but just to invite her out every once-in-a-while to watch her destroy all of my other friends.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

The Human Crouton posted:

I need to know this woman. Not everyday, but just to invite her out every once-in-a-while to watch her destroy all of my other friends.

When you play with fire, you get burned. This chick is a loose cannon and lol if you think she'll be finished once she destroys your friends.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

notZaar posted:

When you play with fire, you get burned. This chick is a loose cannon and lol if you think she'll be finished once she destroys your friends.

I already thought of and accepted that.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Anderron Shi posted:

same person:


same person again:

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

no holds fuckin barred

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