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Who Killed WCW?
Eric Bischoff
Hulk Hogan
Vince Russo
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schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
I watched tank abbott beat up mark madden last night. It was pretty funny. Before i waste my time does he ever get a match with goldberg or does he just beat up more non wrestlers?

Sidenote: tank might be the most prime example of someone's voice not fitting their look

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Bobby Lashley

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

schweens posted:

I watched tank abbott beat up mark madden last night. It was pretty funny. Before i waste my time does he ever get a match with goldberg or does he just beat up more non wrestlers?

Sidenote: tank might be the most prime example of someone's voice not fitting their look

Tabk wrestled Goldberg

I mean he spent a lot of time beating up random dudes in the low to midcard like Big Al

Had an upper midcard run and then got thrown in as the bodyguard of a boy band themed tag team

All over the span of like 8 months.


Glacier and Prince Puma were also probably worse.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Glacier sounded exactly as I expected him to sound. A southern mid-20s karate enthusiast.

Then again, I don't know what an undead ice ninja would sound like so they may be miles apart?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
You haven't lived until you've heard a white Southerner talking through a karate class with a fake Japanese accent, because he learned from an old Japanese guy and slavishly imitates his sensei in all things.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


coconono posted:

Glacier sounded exactly as I expected him to sound. A southern mid-20s karate enthusiast.

Then again, I don't know what an undead ice ninja would sound like so they may be miles apart?
A massa movin ahce

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Halloween Jack posted:

You haven't lived until you've heard a white Southerner talking through a karate class with a fake Japanese accent, because he learned from an old Japanese guy and slavishly imitates his sensei in all things.

That sounds oddly....specific Jack. Is there something about you that we need to know?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
No, it's more common than you think. Karate schools are often full of that kind of thing. Generally, the more a school crows about being "traditional" martial arts, the more ridiculously they imitate another country's culture.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Now up in the midst of the network uploading all the remaining Nitros

The last one

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/EBischoff/status/749639334207295488

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Do you guys like poop? I thought so. Tune in Tuesday.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

Do you guys like poop? I thought so. Tune in Tuesday.

I have to watch the Hardy's Final Solution

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Then I haven't missed it! Boy, find me a goose! The biggest goose in all of London!

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

MassRafTer posted:

Do you guys like poop? I thought so. Tune in Tuesday.

Even If I have to call in sick from work I will be there

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Halloween Jack posted:

You haven't lived until you've heard a white Southerner talking through a karate class with a fake Japanese accent, because he learned from an old Japanese guy and slavishly imitates his sensei in all things.

I trained under a dude that looked and sounded like Shaft. But when he went on full Sensei mode, it was like Mr. Miyagi overdubbed Shaft.

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Oct 30, 2009

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MassRafTer posted:

Do you guys like poop? I thought so. Tune in Tuesday.

I like TO poop.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I'm ready for poop.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
When does it start, I haven't been able to watch in years because I had no internet that could access it. I'm so into coming back.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

pathetic little tramp posted:

When does it start, I haven't been able to watch in years because I had no internet that could access it. I'm so into coming back.

8 PM.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
POMM (Pumped Outta My Mind)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Guys I lied to you, tonight wasn't poop (it's next week I looked at the wrong run down.)

Tonight was lipstick and the start of RAP IS CRAP.

Also Hulk Hogan called the WWF "The XXX Porn Wrestling on the Other Station."

Funkchop
Jun 9, 2013
we also got a classic El Dandy moment

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the dropkick he counters by refusing to bump for is also stellar

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

exploding mummy posted:

Glacier and Prince Puma were also probably worse.

I think you mean Prince Iaukea.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Hoss Corncave posted:

I think you mean Prince Iaukea.

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea?

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I won't sit idly by while TAFKAPI is insulted

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week I jumped the gun and announced we'd be watching the start of the POOP FEUD. Well, we did see the incident that triggered poop feud, but tomorrow night we get POOP.

Take a look at what you get on this historic Nitro:

The Return of Eddy Guerrero!

Curt Hennig singing!

Erik Watts vs David Flair!

Transphobia!

The Jersey Triad!

A HUGE DEBUT!

Nash and Savage kick off the shittiest feud of all time!

All that and so much more, tomorrow night.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Not the shittiest. Just, the poopiest.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

I am missing the MST3K reunion show because I really don't want to miss this week's nitro from 17 years ago. Why am I broken inside.

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.
The greatest feud.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

we finally made it to the fireworks factory

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Worth the wait.

Also love that this episode has Eric Bischoff saying "Yeah, things have kinda been going horribly lately but we're gonna turn it around!"

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Maxwell Lord posted:

Worth the wait.

Also love that this episode has Eric Bischoff saying "Yeah, things have kinda been going horribly lately but we're gonna turn it around!"

I always love when companies go "Well, this show is poo poo, but it'll be better we swear!"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It's wonderful to find that so many people had no clue exactly how the poop feud kicked off.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Dave Meltzer endorsed poop feud!!! From the 6/7/99 Observer that went up this week. That means until the next PPV we'll be synced up to the Observers, then fall a week behind.

quote:

Nash came out in a big truck and cornered Savage's limo and poured sewage through the sun roof onto him and the girls. This was something you'd expect from Steve Austin on a WWF show. It was a great idea, but somehow it looked cheesy because of the camera work. Nash then said the segment was sponsored by the sewage company. That was funny as well. Sting vs. Rick Steiner in the cage with Tank as ref was anything but funny. They clearly hadn't trained Tank one second before throwing him out there to be lost. By the way, as a trivia note, the big bald guy that Tank runs around with is the same guy who ate Frank Shamrock's shoes after he poured Nachos on him and challenged him to a fight the night before a UFC show in late 1996. Anyway, this was boring. Tank didn't even know to count pins. Those idiot announcers were building Tank up as having the fastest hands in the world, as if. He's got a devastating power punch but his hand speed is nothing special. Anyway, he clocked Sting and left the cage. Rick Steiner beat on Sting but Sting made his own comeback

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I'm trying to imagine what would've happened if WCW got their hands on any UFC name that wasn't Tank. Imagine roided up Vitor or someone like that in 1999 :allears:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

MassRafTer posted:

quote:

By the way, as a trivia note, the big bald guy that Tank runs around with is the same guy who ate Frank Shamrock's shoes after he poured Nachos on him and challenged him to a fight the night before a UFC show in late 1996.

I know there probably isn't a video of this but goddamn do I wish there was.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

1st AD posted:

I'm trying to imagine what would've happened if WCW got their hands on any UFC name that wasn't Tank. Imagine roided up Vitor or someone like that in 1999 :allears:

Bob Sapp was in WCW developmental before the company was brought out by WWE. That could have been good.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Maxwell Lord posted:

Worth the wait.

Also love that this episode has Eric Bischoff saying "Yeah, things have kinda been going horribly lately but we're gonna turn it around!"

How many times did they do that in WCW? There's this time, and obviously the reboot in 2000, but I feel there were a few more occasions where Bischoff or Russo or Nash or Hogan stood up and said "This show sucks, and I'm going to make it better!"

And I'm pretty sure every single one of them did the exact same thing in TNA.

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

quote:

Those idiot announcers were building Tank up as having the fastest hands in the world, as if

I enjoy when Dave's teenage valley girl ways come through

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