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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Sir Unimaginative posted:

SIB: Chrome and Firefox will not display images from insecure hosts on a secure page on principle - Chrome will show them broken and Firefox not at all - and a lot of goons are using the secure version of the Forums on principle. EDIT: Unless the images have already been viewed somehow else, apparently. Just a heads-up.


Sold.

imgur was being annoying last night so I had to host those images on my own page. I'll move them across as soon as I can
cheers for letting me know, I forgot about that

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Poland Spring posted:

"The only boss I see around here is you, Bill. I hate tibia prick but unless you want the SKU running this op I suggest you offer my friend a contract or go bone yourself. I'm sure your compatriots would hate to be ribbed of the opportunity to work because you had to swing your pelvis around like you owned the place."

Edit: I'm all for beating the poo poo out of this guy but let's at least try not to gently caress up our success in the flashback

I guess pick a fight but in a way that we just have to fight this guy

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

Poland Spring posted:

"The only boss I see around here is you, Bill. I hate tibia prick but unless you want the SKU running this op I suggest you offer my friend a contract or go bone yourself. I'm sure your compatriots would hate to be ribbed of the opportunity to work because you had to swing your pelvis around like you owned the place."

Edit: I'm all for beating the poo poo out of this guy but let's at least try not to gently caress up our success in the flashback

I guess pick a fight but in a way that we just have to fight this guy

This is a fine option.

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Poland Spring posted:

"The only boss I see around here is you, Bill. I hate tibia prick but unless you want the SKU running this op I suggest you offer my friend a contract or go bone yourself. I'm sure your compatriots would hate to be ribbed of the opportunity to work because you had to swing your pelvis around like you owned the place."

Edit: I'm all for beating the poo poo out of this guy but let's at least try not to gently caress up our success in the flashback

I guess pick a fight but in a way that we just have to fight this guy

Yeah. Yeah!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Poland Spring posted:

"The only boss I see around here is you, Bill. I hate tibia prick but unless you want the SKU running this op I suggest you offer my friend a contract or go bone yourself. I'm sure your compatriots would hate to be ribbed of the opportunity to work because you had to swing your pelvis around like you owned the place."

Edit: I'm all for beating the poo poo out of this guy but let's at least try not to gently caress up our success in the flashback

I guess pick a fight but in a way that we just have to fight this guy

Last page complete:



I think 194's our go-to here:



If we fight him the other skeles won't get involved, but he's no pushover (and we kind of are). Then again we have some tricks up our sleeves.

What should we do?


E: re-uploaded last night's images to imgur, you can see them on the second post ITT if you missed them because of my hosting.

Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Jun 28, 2016

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
Debone that fucker.

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
Hardmod you idiot.


:black101: rip and tear :black101:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
We don't have to hit him hard, we just have to hit him once.

Distract him with our mob of loyal followers and debone him good.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Zore posted:

:black101: rip and tear :black101:

They don't have guts, huge or otherwise. Shame, really.

Still, we got the deboning spell, and it'd be a shame to keep all our toys on the shelf.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Install Hardmod. Show Big Bill who is the difficult one!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
>De-bone Bill

gently caress you Bill Hardmod was our buddy!

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE.

Deboning also works, but just to Bill. The other skellys seem nice enough.

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

Pyroi posted:

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE.

Deboning also works, but just to Bill. The other skellys seem nice enough.

Also put Hardmod's bones/stuff/bits/bobs in a bucket in case he reanimates or whatever down the line.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Star Bastards spoiler:

I started playing Star Bastards today and did my first "skeleton" reference with Bones at 153; so proud of myself great work SIB!

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Blasphemaster posted:

Also put Hardmod's bones/stuff/bits/bobs in a bucket in case he reanimates or whatever down the line.

We can do this probably (edit; I mean get him as a companion or nab one of his parts or something, we've been raised and we've been raising everyone else, unless there's some dumb plot reason I'm forgetting)


And this bastard just got rid of our bone buddy so it's only fair he be de boned in turn

Poland Spring fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jun 28, 2016

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Debone- Help our buddy

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
>Make a deal with Big Bill

>Go In to Shake Big Bill's Hand

>Cast De-Bone as a contact spell

>:hb:

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Kill Bill.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

>Make a deal with Big Bill

>Go In to Shake Big Bill's Hand

>Cast De-Bone as a contact spell

>:hb:


This is pretty smart.

"No hard feelings, you can have the crypt, shake on it?"

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Outrail posted:

This is pretty smart.

"No hard feelings, you can have the crypt, shake on it?"

It's either that or an arm(s) wrestling contest!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Paradox Man
Oct 22, 2008

Pyroi posted:

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE.

Deboning also works, but just to Bill. The other skellys seem nice enough.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




It's time for a hostile takeover of this union.
Debone Bill.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Get him with the five point palm exploding heart technique!

Oh wait, no heart. Deboning it is.

Big Black Brony
Jul 11, 2008

Congratulations on Graduation Shnookums.
Love, Mom & Dad
We need to rise up as the ultimate union leader, end this hogwash and turn these coats into the one true labor union we can be.

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
What happened to our giant crew of reanimated dudes? We can't throw a lot of weight around without our boys. But yeah, let's go ahead and debone Billy.

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

It's either that or an arm(s) wrestling contest!

Winner Take it all!
Loser takes the Fall, Got to take it over the TOP!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
DEBONE THAT loving GUY

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

ok, looks like we'll be killing bill using the deboning spell. I'll get the update out asap. Unfortunately it'll be tomorrow because of Reasons (if it seems like the update schedule is spottier than usual it's because it is)

We're getting right up to the end once we're out of these caves so stick with it

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Yes, it is a chore reading your LP but we do what we have to do.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

>Make a deal with Big Bill

>Go In to Shake Big Bill's Hand

>Cast De-Bone as a contact spell

>:hb:

Big Black Brony
Jul 11, 2008

Congratulations on Graduation Shnookums.
Love, Mom & Dad
After we debone, I think we are long overdue for a union sanctioned smoke break, we have been all work since we started our long quest.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

:ok:

We're about to Kill Bill

194 complete:


We can't let him do that to our.. friend? whatever. To 89:



so with our 2 FISTS and ESPRIT of 5 that means we're hosed. But we know the spell and Ro'Bharr's still alive somewhere, so we can take a beating for a while.

You don't need to expend any ESSENCE on a round of combat and in this case it'd be a bad idea. We take 2 injuries instead, leaving us with just one. We'll turn into powder if we get hit again.

And then turning to 7:



What now?

Here's the adventure sheet:



It's not easy to heal in this game so we should try to avoid getting hit again (unless you want to wish for health but a monkey paw isn't a great thing to wish on unless you have to).

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


We should check on Hardmod, he would probably appreciate us saving his pelvis. If he is totally done for there is always possible raising, looting, parts, etc.

Also see if the other skeles that didn't seem to like Bill and acted like they owe us something from taking out Kevin are interested in joining up, or at least have anything for us for freeing them from Bill.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

recruit the Bobs

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Now that both hard heads are chilled down, ditch them and go drink with the cool centralist union buddies.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
> Harvest Big Bill

> Check Hardmod for signs of un-life

> Recruit your old SWU buddies

> Recruit Rho'Barr and Adventurers willingly or upon pain of skeletonizing

> Attach EVERYTHING ELSE AVAILABLE to yourself (Harvest dead fighter in hall, loot Hardmod's home, etc)

> Form the Grand Re-Union Party (GRUP) and roll out! :hb::margeball::hb:

(e: we're coming for you Wizard/Warlock/Goblin King!)

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

> Harvest Big Bill

> Check Hardmod for signs of un-life

> Recruit your old SWU buddies

> Recruit Rho'Barr and Adventurers willingly or upon pain of skeletonizing

> Attach EVERYTHING ELSE AVAILABLE to yourself (Harvest dead fighter in hall, loot Hardmod's home, etc)

> Form the Grand Re-Union Party (GRUP) and roll out! :hb::margeball::hb:

(e: we're coming for you Wizard/Warlock/Goblin King!)

This seems to cover everything.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Dinosaurmageddon posted:

> Harvest Big Bill

> Check Hardmod for signs of un-life

> Recruit your old SWU buddies

> Recruit Rho'Barr and Adventurers willingly or upon pain of skeletonizing

> Attach EVERYTHING ELSE AVAILABLE to yourself (Harvest dead fighter in hall, loot Hardmod's home, etc)

> Form the Grand Re-Union Party (GRUP) and roll out! :hb::margeball::hb:

(e: we're coming for you Wizard/Warlock/Goblin King!)

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

> Harvest Big Bill

> Check Hardmod for signs of un-life

> Recruit your old SWU buddies

> Recruit Rho'Barr and Adventurers willingly or upon pain of skeletonizing

> Attach EVERYTHING ELSE AVAILABLE to yourself (Harvest dead fighter in hall, loot Hardmod's home, etc)

> Form the Grand Re-Union Party (GRUP) and roll out! :hb::margeball::hb:

(e: we're coming for you Wizard/Warlock/Goblin King!)

Often in these games you can't do everything, but this is a good order to start doing stuff.

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