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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




cuck cuck im gay posted:

if there is BET why is there no WET white entertainment teleivison just asking the hard-hitting questions here folks

They just call it CMT

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Celebrating straightness ironically is the gayest thing ever.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ghlbtsk posted:

Celebrating straightness ironically is the gayest thing ever.

Nothing ironic about my heterosexual pride.

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm strai

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I am an ally

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

ghlbtsk posted:

Celebrating straightness ironically is the gayest thing ever.

We don't celebrate it so much as wrap ourselves in it like a smug, protective cloak.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
big dick butt fucks are the best kind of butt fucks

CrimsonSaber
Dec 27, 2005
Metaphysicist
I'm so straight it hurts. Like a lot.

In the crotchical region.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Maybe I have gay acquaintance ?? Idk, nobody acts like the gays on TV :(

Dave Stieb
Apr 15, 2010
I like titties and am proud of it

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Can you imagine going through life without having had another man's dick in your mouth? Some people *shakes head*

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Cnut the Great posted:

a man and a woman......together??? it just doesn't seem natural.

I don't discriminate against the straight community, but the heterosexual act itself disgusts me.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

King Possum III posted:

I don't discriminate against the straight community, but the heterosexual act itself disgusts me.

If it's disgusting, then you know you're doing it right.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I'm round

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
hello fellow heterosexual males, let's talk about the aesthetic virtues of the vulva

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

cuck cuck im gay posted:

if there is BET why is there no WET white entertainment teleivison just asking the hard-hitting questions here folks

haha check out tghis guys name

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I don't care what those guys do with girls, I just don't wanna know about it!

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
I was straight when I entered this thread but OP's username is starting to make me question myself.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Lots of homosexuals in GBS and thats ok. But for those of us who aren't gay, it's OUR day!!!


glad I didn't miss the other 364 days

E: the other 365 days this year

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

cuck cuck im gay posted:

if there is BET why is there no WET white entertainment teleivison just asking the hard-hitting questions here folks

i will never not laugh at what the word filter does to your name

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

mdm posted:

hello fellow heterosexual males, let's talk about the aesthetic virtues of the vulva

virtue #1 - looks good with my dilz in it

gyahahahahhaha

feel free to emptyquote that with my av btw

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Can you imagine going through life without having had another man's dick in your mouth? Some people *shakes head*

What about a woman's dick?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Sunswipe posted:

What about a woman's dick?

Well, for one, it's much to small, unless you are Chyna.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Well, for one, it's much to small, unless you are Chyna.

even her's was too small.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

even her's was too small.

perhaps this is more your speed?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

perhaps this is more your speed?



I won't even look at 10' or less

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Iron Prince posted:

perhaps this is more your speed?


I recognize those circle lenses!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Al Cowens posted:

I recognize those circle lenses!!

they are called boobs, friend

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Al Cowens posted:

I recognize those circle lenses!!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

they are called boobs, friend

Dude... You're looking at the droops.

The other guy meant higher up.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Dude... You're looking at the droops.

The other guy meant higher up.

what do you mean? her moe howard bangs? I was trying to ignore them

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Is it still pride day? I think im going to wear my 2 month old loafers instead of my 1 year old ones. Feeling pretty fabulous right now!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what do you mean? her moe howard bangs? I was trying to ignore them

The truth is somewhere in the middle.

I want to go play another game tonight.

You're on your own.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Short-haired MILF getting Boned!

:nws::nws:

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Wicker Man posted:

I don't care what those guys do with girls, I just don't wanna know about it!

Amen to that. Why do they insist on forcing us to accept their lifestyle and their unnatural mixed marriages?

But I admit I kinda like it when they shove it down my throat.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Gonna celebrate by showing my dick to girls at wal mart and saying, "its a child not a choice. "

naem
May 29, 2011

mdm posted:

hello fellow heterosexual males, let's talk about the aesthetic virtues of the vulva

http://www.theonion.com/article/male-orgasm-captured-on-film-629

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

they are called boobs, friend
not exactly sure about the color but it's definitely from the beaucon jewels line
https://www.honeycolor.com/beaucon-jewels-blue

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I've never understood why you would have pride in being gay or straight. Same goes for national identity or skin color. These are things nobody has any control over.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Hey guys when did y'all know when you were straight???

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
the first time I saw a wet as gently caress pussy irl and I knew I just had to chow down

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