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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im glad to see renegade maverick political outsider Donald Trump making a principled stand by parroting standard GOP pro-life horsecrap

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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Venom Snake posted:

Giant Meteor seems like a natural VP pick for Trump, helps balance the ticket.

the power, the devastation, is important to him

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

im glad to see renegade maverick political outsider Donald Trump making a principled stand by parroting standard GOP pro-life horsecrap

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/748545122808242176

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Zelder posted:

Tay, first of her name, holy martyr

robert morrow is version 2

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan
I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

H5N1 fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Oct 18, 2016

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

when was that

couple days ago

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Tautologicus posted:

the opposite happens too, the clinton supporters are realllll quiet when things are positive for trump. and then when all the polls are ahead for Earth Mother you rub it in our fat faces

have you called your psych yet?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Tautologicus posted:

couple days ago

i dont think so tim

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Crowned posted:

have you called your psych yet?

don't have one, never will. can you drop it? i don't want to derail. and i will. got a hamilton in my hand to do it

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



As it turns out, Trump actually has a time machine and is currently giving a speech in front of the Hooverville in Central Park.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
things havent been positive for Trump since he had to sell the Trump Princess to some snotty oil scion

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
[qatarishly] wheres your boat now, orange infidel bitch? oh thats right, in my marina that is shaped like caligraphy art of Khalid ibn al-Walid smoking a joint

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Holy poo poo Hillary just got DUNKED UPON!

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Baloogan posted:

robert morrow is version 2

We never would have survived terminator 2 if they sent morrow after Jon Connor

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Thank you for that analysis ms coulter, we now bring you live coverage of Donald Trump's speech at the site of James Dean's car crash. He appears to be shrunken down to a mere 4 inches tall in order to use Dean's severed head and death stare as a full backdrop.

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

Venom Snake posted:

Giant Meteor seems like a natural VP pick for Trump, helps balance the ticket.

https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/748546146965020673

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Vice President Tay will bring humanity the giant meteor it deserves!

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Tautologicus posted:

don't have one, never will. can you drop it? i don't want to derail. and i will. got a hamilton in my hand to do it

Sounds like you're unable to control your impulses. Probably should see someone about that.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Oiled and Ready posted:

>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
------------------
You are here
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>Trump will never pivot to the GE
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never get 270
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never build the wall
>Trump will never block risky shitskins
>Trump will never deport spics
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xenos

Karl Sharks posted:

at what point do you think he'll show his true power level?

i mean you're saying in the fall, does that mean he's waiting until august/september to start fundraising and building his organization to the levels of a proper presidential campaign? what if hillary is able to buy up all the ad time that isn't at 3am from here to election day? how do you get good people that are willing to try and tie their political careers to a sinking ship, whether or not it's a feint, and turn it around with a severely shortened time period to work with?

like hillary has been preparing her ground game for months already, if i had an offer from trump and i was serious about my career maybe i'd accept the job now as a state director or whatever, but accept it in august/september??? that's insane

reposting because i'm legitimately curious what you think

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013

Subterfrugal posted:

Field:


Which part? The strategy, the abuse, or the chicanery?

My favorite guy to call with was this dude named Tom. Whenever someone screamed at him on the phone, he'd immediately call them back.

:phoneb: Oh hey, I think we got cut off. So anyway, Sherrod Brown believes...
*click*
:phoneb: Would you be interested in taking our complaint survey?
*click*
:phoneb: Hey man, you want to buy a vacuum cleaner?

Please get plat so that I can message you

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/748548501798158337

:newjersey:

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Karl Sharks posted:

reposting because i'm legitimately curious what you think

If you don't think it's possible to ever recover professionally from doomed presidential campaign, remember that's where our likely future president got her start!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i dont think "right hand man" is the correct term for what Christie is

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Does anyone have a link or more info about Trump's press conference today? I'd like to catch it live (online) if possible. Thanks!

EDIT: nevermind: will be at 3:30pm at Osram Sylvania Building

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
NBC reporting that the FEC paperwork required to turn Trump's $45M loan into a donation has yet to be filed.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/after-saying-he-forgave-loans-campaign-trump-won-t-release-n601596

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pook Good Mook posted:

Sounds like you're unable to control your impulses. Probably should see someone about that.

I just don't have much to lose. please don't do this

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

they call him the bag man

the mcdonalds bag man

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Donald Trump spotted giving a speech at he bottom of every bar fly's beer glass

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
they call Christie "the Fixer"

because whenever Donald gets hungry, he shouts "hey fatty, fix me a sandwich"

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Joementum posted:

Trump's press conference today is on a loading dock of a closed plant.



So is Trump doing a tour of America's saddest places?

The next rally is in the Dunking Donuts parking lot where Johnny struck out with Sheila after the prom.

:sad:

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Karl Sharks posted:

reposting because i'm legitimately curious what you think

The networks are legally required to offer Trump comparable ad slots for the same price if he wants them. The same applies to any candidate for president and also applies to interviews. For some reason Clinton doesn't want 1 to 1 interviews with the press but she has that right if she changes her mind.


Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal-time_rule

DrPlump fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jun 30, 2016

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Venom Snake posted:

Giant Meteor seems like a natural VP pick for Trump, helps balance the ticket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

H5N1 posted:

I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb Convention!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Al! posted:

Donald Trump spotted giving a speech at he bottom of every bar fly's beer glass

Oh, that explains why I hear noises at the bear

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

Oh, that explains why I hear noises at the bear

dont look now dude but i think someone stuck you with a Tiny Friend Ben in your glass

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

paul manafort's great contribution is realizing that when your message is "make america great again" the corollary is "america sucks right now" so now he's booking trump in the most depressing places. i expect to see him in the strip mall a couple miles from my house that has a frozen yogurt store that's never open, a vape shop and a persian rug emporium

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Mr. Pumroy posted:

paul manafort's great contribution is realizing that when your message is "make america great again" the corollary is "america sucks right now" so now he's booking trump in the most depressing places. i expect to see him in the strip mall a couple miles from my house that has a frozen yogurt store that's never open, a vape shop and a persian rug emporium

upstate NY suddenly in play

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If Trump wanted to he could steal 50% of Clinton's ad time at cut-rate prices and then resell it to American companies to advertise and pocket the difference.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
it is great strategy. dunno what to call it but the people who latch on every little thing to criticize in every direction as long as it comes from trump are just fools and do not gently caress, or score, or win

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Trump hologram to be simulcast to every abandoned mall in America

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