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muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
There's got to be somebody to blame! Right? -Trey Gowdy before being informed that poo poo happens and you have no control over it at all sometimes

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ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
It's hilarious that in the span of a week everybody on the right has just decided to give up pretenses on Texas' abortion regulations and the Benghazi committee.

2 weeks ago this poo poo was, "we're just trying to make abortion safer!" and "this isn't about politics, we just need to get to the bottom of WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!" Now it's, "abortionist supreme court strikes down anti-abortion law!" and, "what a failure, the committee couldn't put Hillary in jail or impeach Obama!"

What's next? Widespread admission that voter ID laws are about making sure Democrats don't vote?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

ErIog posted:

It's hilarious that in the span of a week everybody on the right has just decided to give up pretenses on Texas' abortion regulations and the Benghazi committee.

2 weeks ago this poo poo was, "we're just trying to make abortion safer!" and "this isn't about politics, we just need to get to the bottom of WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!" Now it's, "abortionist supreme court strikes down anti-abortion law!" and, "what a failure, the committee couldn't put Hillary in jail or impeach Obama!"

What's next? Widespread admission that voter ID laws are about making sure Democrats don't vote?

Define widespread.

https://youtu.be/EuOT1bRYdK8

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

I've never really bought into calling that an "admission." It could be read as "Obama was going to win PA through massive fraud, but ID laws will stop it." Which still wouldn't be true, but I don't think it's as damning as people make it out to be.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Jurgan posted:

I've never really bought into calling that an "admission." It could be read as "Obama was going to win PA through massive fraud, but ID laws will stop it." Which still wouldn't be true, but I don't think it's as damning as people make it out to be.

Yeah, this flickers at the back of my mind whenever it comes up, then I decide the GOP can go gently caress itself.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Wider than a small handful of state level GOP'ers.

Yes, I'm aware of the Daily Show clip as well. Thank you for asking.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I have a winner here!










pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

#heterosexualprideday is trending on twitter

https://twitter.com/Genophile/status/748051321866027008

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


quote:

If you know me, then you know I don't post political crap, nor do I endorse either candidate, but if you support, or are going to vote for Hillary Clinton, you are an idiot and feel free to unfriend me. Sheep.

EDIT: Also it's Old Faithful's birthday as of 20 minutes ago. He's not the source of this quote, just felt like saying it.

Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Jun 29, 2016

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I expected heterosexual pride would be celebrations of the love between a man and a woman. But the tweets are all about how terrible gay people are, how strange.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Well we can try to offset that!

Uhh...I think girls are good and cool and I like titties!


...does that help?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

SSNeoman posted:

Well we can try to offset that!

Uhh...I think girls are good and cool and I like titties!


...does that help?

Not hetero enough, that could be from a woman's perspective for all we know

TURN IT OFF!
Dec 26, 2012

I Before E posted:

Not hetero enough, that could be from a woman's perspective for all we know

My penis becomes engorged with blood at the sight of human female upper ventral region.
#heterosexualprideday

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

TURN IT OFF! posted:

My penis becomes engorged with blood at the sight of human female upper ventral region.
#heterosexualprideday

Too many big words. You some kinda sissy, boy?

Try this: gently caress THAT BITCH HER TITS ARE HUGE.

Though statistically speaking isn't it men who spread most STDs? Gay men, straight men, doesn't matter. gently caress, Gacy went to his grave insisting he wasn't gay. Maybe in his mind he wasn't.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

It looks like #heterosexualprideday is now mostly people giving the people tweeting it unironicly poo poo.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Happy 181st Heterosexual Pride Day in a row!

It's my second favorite celebration, after all twelve White History Months

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Are bi people welcome at #heterosexualprideday like at gay pride or is it a strict 'no queers' policy?

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

Guavanaut posted:

Are bi people welcome at #heterosexualprideday like at gay pride or is it a strict 'no queers' policy?

You can't have even seen another man's penis.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

MasterSlowPoke posted:

You can't have even seen another man's penis.

Does that include in porn? Because if so, this is going to be a very small thing. [insert dick joke here]

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

MasterSlowPoke posted:

You can't have even seen another man's penis.

Doesn't that mean you've only ever masturbated to lesbian porn?

Cerepol
Dec 2, 2011


ya man I'm okay with the lesbs its the gays that are just wrong and weird. i dont want him looking at my junk,.

Gounads
Mar 13, 2013

Where am I?
How did I get here?

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I have a winner here!
...

Wow, 3 consecutive numbers being the same... there's like a 2.7% chance of that happening in 5 digit numbers. With a few hundred entries, it'd be unreasonable not to find a bunch.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Fulchrum posted:

Doesn't that mean you've only ever masturbated to lesbian porn?

Skinmags and pinups are the only acceptable wank material.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



seiferguy posted:

Not a crazy forward, but a pretty pro one on the Benghazi report that came up today:

What's the original source for this?

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

Fulchrum posted:

Doesn't that mean you've only ever masturbated to lesbian porn?

POV porn is acceptable, because that's your penis and you're a cool dude.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Thump! posted:

What's the original source for this?

https://www.facebook.com/Stonekettle/posts/1040577039311032

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
Every one of these conservative attempts at making a hot new meme (#TrumpGirlsBreaktheInternet, #heterosexualprideday) are like throwing gasoline on a fire and forgetting that you need fuel to actually keep it going. And there's really no luddite excuse for it because the right has been eager to close the social media gap ever since 2008. Every time they do this and it fizzles out it's because no one actually cares for their views.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
#TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet is hilarious for a number of reasons, not least of which being that if horny idiots want to see tits... it's the internet.

Also, it's just too long a hashtag.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Rick_Hunter posted:

Every one of these conservative attempts at making a hot new meme (#TrumpGirlsBreaktheInternet, #heterosexualprideday) are like throwing gasoline on a fire and forgetting that you need fuel to actually keep it going. And there's really no luddite excuse for it because the right has been eager to close the social media gap ever since 2008. Every time they do this and it fizzles out it's because no one actually cares for their views.

It's also funny when they lose control and it becomes a tool for the other side.

IIRC something sequestration was a thing, they made a twitter tag called Obamaquest and some goon turned it into a twitter text adventure game or something.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
#Obamaquester was their tag.

Some goon grabbed @Obamaquester

https://twitter.com/obamaquester/status/301775107150450689

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
#RomneyDeathRally remains the best USPol hashtag.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
So the Philippines had its new President inaugurated today. This is the transcript for his speech.

I must thank this thread for getting me to identify, purely by memory, the misattribution of this old thread favorite:

quote:

And from (Abraham) Lincoln I draw this expression:

“You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong;
You cannot help the poor by discouraging the rich;
You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer;
You cannot further the brotherhood by inciting class hatred among men.”

I wouldn't have caught him making the same mistake Reagan did if it weren't for all the times that's shown up on Facebook feeds from people whining about taxation and the poor belabored upper classes.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Lol good luck tiny America.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice


- a man who lied about his military service one of the many, many times he confused movies with real life

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Today on Imgur:



quote:

'We need infinitely more black people in Hollywood movies! White people need to let them into their white invention and award them for it!' This is the narrative we hear daily. And it's a fair point - let's have some more diversity. It's a diverse country, so movies should accurately reflect the demographics of a nation.

And we ARE seeing it. We are seeing people of color being given a staggering number of TV and movie roles right now, disproportionate to the majority Anglo population. And next year's Oscars will just be 3 hours of smiling white people handing gold statues to black people while other white people give them a standing ovation.

And then we hear this:

"We're done watching and waiting while this invention called whiteness uses and abuses us. Burying black people out of sight and out of mind, while extracting our culture." - Jesse Williams, 2016 BET Awards

And this was followed by a deluge of anger at Justin Timberlake for saying he was #inspired by it. Because gently caress him, right? He's an oppressor! After all, he shouldn't even be ALLOWED to make music that was popularized by a person of color!

Whether you like it or not, we're all on this rock together, and no one gets out alive. Might as well not be a loving cockwomble and just be decent to each other.

Screaming 'cultural appropriation' is just begging for division and controversy, and it fosters hatred by everyone.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
A few people on my wall are posting this claim Napolitano made on Fox News (sigh) that nobody died at Pulse until the Orlando SWAT entered. Am I insane or is this complete bullshit?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Kro-Bar posted:

A few people on my wall are posting this claim Napolitano made on Fox News (sigh) that nobody died at Pulse until the Orlando SWAT entered. Am I insane or is this complete bullshit?

that article posts a source which doesn't claim what the headline or copy says it does but keeps asserting that someone, somewhere listed the time of death as 5:13 am

so it's lack of reading comprehension, either on purpose or through sheer ignorance. people interested in pushing conspiracy theories are often real fuzzy on the facts or make up their own facts to fit their narrative

Neowyrm
Dec 23, 2011

It's not like I pack a lunch box full of missiles when I go to work!

I love it when people with poor vision post memes

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Trilas
Sep 16, 2004


Man, the guy didn't age a day. I wonder what his secret was.

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