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and why the gently caress would I want to give half-me my half-problems
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Maoist Pussy posted:I guess turning a woman into a factory for making copies of yourself is sorta alpha? ixian as gently caress
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seems half-stupid iyam ![]()
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Tuxedo Gin posted:get them to do all the chores Yeah this, first thing that came to mind. ![]()
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I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:get them to were you people ever children jfc Edgar posted:I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend. thanks for being honest
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"When are you going to give us a grandchild?" When are you going to start finishing in our daughter? When are you going to start raw dogging our daughter until such time as she is with child? All the same question.
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when are is your cum going to shoot into and then seep out of our baby girl's pussy hole
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we will be so happy when we know that your balls unleashed a load that penetrated deeply up into our daughters insides
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logical phalluses posted:when are is your cum going to shoot into and then seep out of our baby girl's pussy hole Yup. you got it.
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get up into them guts, so that we can successfully check off another late-life milestone, if it isn't too much trouble
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prove you had sex. with a girl. this one time (so you are told)
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Robot Pride posted:Reasons to have children:
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Robot Pride posted:Reasons to have children:
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logical phalluses posted:when are is your cum going to shoot into and then seep out of our baby girl's pussy hole Now there's a poster who could give you some reasons to have kids.
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I've always thought Human birth should be like the noble arachnids where the offspring immediately devours the parent after being born.
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Who would pay the mortgage? No one is hiring babies.
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oldpainless posted:I've always thought Human birth should be like the noble arachnids where the offspring immediately devours the parent after being born. It would certainly be more humane that way
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who else is going to tend the crops
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There are reasons but none of them are good
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all the work and money required to raise them to the age to operate lawn equipment far exceeds just paying someone to do it or doing it yourself run the numbers and feel deep shame at making that post
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if you are a woman, having children means that you can get to work late and leave early an unlimited amount of times and if your employer doesn't like it you can sue them for being racist or something
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The best reason to have a kid is that it makes killing yourself immoral because you are responsible for someone else. Without a kid there is no good reason not to just kill yourself.
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Robot Pride posted:all the work and money required to raise them to the age to operate lawn equipment far exceeds just paying someone to do it or doing it yourself it is a reason I never claimed it was a good reason
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:it's only half-you, dingleberry at least it'll be a healthy BMI
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hth posted:at least it'll be a healthy BMI untrue, half of 60 is still obese
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City of Tampa posted:if you are a woman, having children means that you can get to work late and leave early an unlimited amount of times and if your employer doesn't like it you can sue them for being racist or something Yeah but the downside of that is you have a kid.
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script kitty posted:Yeah but the downside of that is you have a kid. whatevs. you can just hand them a bowl of spaghetti-os and park them in front of a TV. Kids aren't hard to deal with.
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They make great human shields.
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do not have kids http://imgur.com/a/jdRX6
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Malf posted:do not have kids http://imgur.com/a/jdRX6 pro click this is what you deserve if you procreate
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Reasons to have children. Your partner is so attractive you can't stop loving them.
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VendaGoat posted:Reasons to have children. anal
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Robot Pride posted:anal So attractive you just have to stuff yourself inside any hole.
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Malf posted:do not have kids http://imgur.com/a/jdRX6 same but 19 years old and unconscious on the floor of a crackhouse
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Dammit, Pantera, get me a beer!
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