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Lurdiak posted:I really liked Bale as Bruce. I didn't want to cut the Batman sex jokes short but since we're on a new page, Bale is my favorite Bruce and least favorite Batman.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:30
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Travis343 posted:I didn't want to cut the Batman sex jokes short but since we're on a new page, Bale is my favorite Bruce and least favorite Batman. We can have both.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:33
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I always imagine that every woman expects Batman to be a little kinky at least. But when he asks them to flip onto their stomach, their hearts drop a little. When they wake up, Bats is always explaining to them about how they passed out from all the good sex, and not because he put them in a sleeper hold before anything happened.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:46
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This conversation topic reminds me of the excellent GBS goldmined thread of long ago, "does colossus have a metal penis?"
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Jun 30, 2016 22:13
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it would be real weird if he didn't have a metal penis
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Jun 30, 2016 22:18
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Pacra posted:This conversation topic reminds me of the excellent GBS goldmined thread of long ago, "does colossus have a metal penis?" Deadpool movie shows he at LEAST has metal balls. So I imagine a metal dick can't come far behind
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Jun 30, 2016 22:24
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There's no reason he wouldn't have a metal penis
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Jun 30, 2016 22:28
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Maybe the metal forms a flat surface between his legs, like a Ken doll.
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Jun 30, 2016 22:29
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I dunno, having everything but his dick be metal because reasons would make about as much sense as anything else Marvel does.
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Jun 30, 2016 22:30
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Wasn't there a few times where he had to stay metal for a real long time, like days, because of a deadly environment or something? If he just closed up like the 89 Batmobile how would he pee? You telling me he just didn't pee that entire time?
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Jun 30, 2016 22:35
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Everyone's always asking about metal dicks or rock dicks or acid dicks, nobody ever asks about buttholes or if the Thing poops, everything is a sham. edit: ^^^that's close enough, thanks
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Jun 30, 2016 22:36
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Maybe the pee was metal too.
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Jun 30, 2016 22:39
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There is absolutely a panel of thing's room with an obvious toilet that's like a huge rock grinder. Might have been ultimate or something
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Jun 30, 2016 22:41
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WickedHate posted:Maybe the pee was metal too. My point is that regardless of whether or not the pee was metal he had to have a dick, unless you're suggesting he loses his dick and grows a metal cloaca or something, which is frankly ridiculous
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Jun 30, 2016 22:42
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Welp, that's my headcanon now. I'm going to get a job at Marvel for the sole purpose of making that official. Gonna sneak it into a guidebook or something.
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Jun 30, 2016 22:45
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 Ultimate Fantastic 4, one of the first issues.
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Jun 30, 2016 22:46
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Nah, there's definitely one that actually shows his toilet and it's a full on industrial grinder. It's an overhead somewhat isometric panel from memory. It's been posted in here or one of the chat threads before, I just can't remember where it's from and googling "thing toilet poop" at work already got me fired once.
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Jun 30, 2016 23:03
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Lurdiak posted:I really liked Bale as Bruce. West is best. 
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Jul 1, 2016 01:26
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Uthor posted:Someone on tumblr made a great Spider-Man comic. So, this comic? You can get it along with a bunch of other Spider-Man comics from the artist on Hannah Blumenreich’s Gumroad for pay-what-you-want. It's only 20 pages, but every one is good. https://gumroad.com/hannahblmnrch/
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Uthor posted:So, this comic? You can get it along with a bunch of other Spider-Man comics from the artist on Hannah Blumenreich’s Gumroad for pay-what-you-want. It's only 20 pages, but every one is good. they are all fantastic especially the one about basketball
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Jul 1, 2016 03:29
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Say Nothing posted:West is best. 
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Jul 1, 2016 03:37
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the alternatives to colossus having a metal schlong are that everything but his dick turns metal, or else his dick retracts into his body. both of those are kind of disturbing.
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oh right, i guess his dick could also get sent to the negative zone when he transforms, like the old captain marvel/rick jones thing. that sounds pretty plausible to me.
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Jul 1, 2016 03:39
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No wonder Annihilus is always in a bad mood.
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Jul 1, 2016 03:42
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Ghostlight posted:No wonder Annihilus is always in a bad mood. Why? We've seen inarguable proof that HE uses the toilet...
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Choco1980 posted:Why? We've seen inarguable proof that HE uses the toilet... Because the Negative Zone is apparently full of wangs
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Serious Frolicking posted:the alternatives to colossus having a metal schlong are that everything but his dick turns metal, or else his dick retracts into his body. both of those are kind of disturbing. Like Rockslide and that guy with the red metal skeleton, he just has no junk.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:32
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Mettle has explicitly confirmed the existence of red iridium skeleton dick.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:40
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:You make it sound as if there's other options. Adam West and Kevin Conroy are also acceptable answers.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:43
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The real horror is that Colossus does have a metal dick but every makes fun of him for the time that Kitty ended up Christmas Storying him and the Professor used it as a danger room lesson 
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Jul 1, 2016 06:22
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Colossus has a metal dick, but all the time, even when he's not metal.
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Jul 1, 2016 07:17
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When he transforms Colossus' dick very slowly slithers up into his body with a sound like someone sucking jello through a crazy straw
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Jul 1, 2016 07:32
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Kitty stopped dating Colossus because he wouldn't stop calling his metal dick his "soulsword".
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:When he transforms Colossus' dick very slowly slithers up into his body with a sound like someone sucking jello through a crazy straw Bozhe moi! this is the funniest dumbest discussion I've seen in a long time
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Travis343 posted:Wasn't there a few times where he had to stay metal for a real long time, like days, because of a deadly environment or something? If he just closed up like the 89 Batmobile how would he pee? You telling me he just didn't pee that entire time? In Exiles, Mimic had to stay in Colossus form for a ridiculously long time because his internal organs had been shredded and reverting to flesh would insta-kill him, so it's pretty fair to assume metal form Colossus doesn't need to pee. Ghostlight posted:That's Jack Brewer Leave it, people don't care about the truth behind gifs.
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Jul 1, 2016 09:26
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Is his penis ridged like the rest of his body when he's metal? HMMM
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Jul 1, 2016 09:47
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if his dick is made of metal to begin with, can it still get harder?
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Jul 1, 2016 09:49
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Do his pubes form a solid block like his scalp hair?
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