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Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008

Pillbug

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFO7YIK79So Haven't watched this one yet, but hey, it's failarmy so it's bound to be good.

Schadenfreude Thread: Straight Mitsurugi Style! Ooops...

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Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

oh dope posted:

So how many different kinds of cancer will they be dying from?

No clue but a whole lot of kids got tiny glass shards in their eyes from slamming each other down on top of them like morons.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

CZW is pretty schadenfreudy if you don't mind lots of blood and think these guys are stupid for trying it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2yRlep2_Ks

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Nuebot posted:

No clue but a whole lot of kids got tiny glass shards in their eyes from slamming each other down on top of them like morons.

The glass shards are the main concern, but fluorescent tubes also contain mercury vapor. Usually not a big deal if you break one, but a hundred...

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

In the UK we just fill them with burning petrol and use them as lightsabers.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Stoatbringer posted:

In the UK we just fill them with burning petrol and use them as lightsabers.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm

Begun, the Brexit wars have.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Sagebrush posted:

Sometimes, your imagination is better than any possible reality.



Kids are already oblivious to their surroundings, but if you put a kid on a scooter, it just gets amplified. Search for "scooter kid" and "crash," or "fail" or something like that on youtube and you'll see a ton of videos of kids on scooters getting absolutely wrecked in skateparks because they're just cruising around not paying attention to what's going on around them.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Scarf posted:

Kids are already oblivious to their surroundings, but if you put a kid on a scooter, it just gets amplified. Search for "scooter kid" and "crash," or "fail" or something like that on youtube and you'll see a ton of videos of kids on scooters getting absolutely wrecked in skateparks because they're just cruising around not paying attention to what's going on around them.

Sounds good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioEAoe5rWRQ

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Stoatbringer posted:

In the UK we just fill them with burning petrol and use them as lightsabers.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm

I can't believe the EU is willing to let you just walk away.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Several minutes of "where the gently caress are your pads, dude?"

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Was there a scheduling conflict here or something? Why is there a bull at this bubble soccer game? Or I guess why is there a bubble soccer game going on a a bull fight?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
It's the millennial version of Bull Poker. Damned kids trying to make every little thing safe.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
MY NAME'S JASON. I LIKE TRUCKS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQk6qOaZfMI

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

FCKGW
May 21, 2006


that kid's name is clearly ethan and it's really bugging me

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

He's no Saad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Ball fail comp was missing one of my favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w17-G-uRRIg

A rare case of repeated slow motion replays being worthwhile.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Nice reaction time, dude in front of him

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
http://i.imgur.com/TkyOfoL.mp4
:getin:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Dodgers fan but clearly not much of a Dodger himself

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

The little triumphant waggle at the end. :allears:

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

I'm kind of impressed with how sturdy that ball is.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

You just know that there is an entire backstory there.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Jesus Christ he just loving flies up :laffo:

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

spog posted:

You just know that there is an entire backstory there.

I would just about pay to hear the story/stories from the employees that have had to deal with it.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i worked at a gas station and some lady came in asking if we sold 5 hour energy and i pointed her to it and she bought some and said she needed to know what was in it because her nephew drank 4 of them and wound up in the hospital

cool story rite?

*and thats the stuff that IS an energy drink

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Long live the king.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.


There are just so many unanswered questions...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

TheSpiritFox posted:

There are just so many unanswered questions...

Chief among those is, "Where can I go do this?"

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Centripetal Horse posted:

Chief among those is, "Where can I go do this?"

I mean, now that I think about it, it would be possible but expensive to put together a bull-impact-resistant version of one of those human ball suits; throw enough money at polymers and you'll eventually get what you need. Pretty sure we just saw a marketable use case right there, and I for one eagerly await the coming decades of every-current-sport-plus-angry-bulls-and-inflatable-balls.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Centripetal Horse posted:

Chief among those is, "Where can I go do this?"

Around 15 ft off the ground and then 6 ft under.

Sam Faust has a new favorite as of 06:32 on Jul 2, 2016

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
Tourist dies posing for 'flying photo' at top of Machu Picchu

quote:

Oliver Paps had asked another tourist to take the snap after climbing over security barriers and entering a restricted area.

Witnesses claim the 51-year-old said: "I'm going to jump in the air - take a photo for me as a memory", before losing his footing and "falling into a deep abyss".

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Good.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Did the photo come out ok?

ianmacdo
Oct 30, 2012

Did the other guy take a good picture or not? thats what i want to know.

dogs named Charlie
Apr 5, 2009

by exmarx
Hey, buddy, and I mean this with every fiber of my being.

gently caress you.

Now post a picture of an old man who's about to die.

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Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

dogs named Charlie posted:

Hey, buddy, and I mean this with every fiber of my being.

gently caress you.

Now post a picture of an old man who's about to die.

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