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Decades
Apr 12, 2007

College Slice
I'm the lady casually pointing my rifle directly at Monson's dick

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jeff Monson: Power Bottom. Willing to gently caress and get hosed for free. On Don King TV.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Wise Learned Man posted:

So Mitrione came pretty darn close to getting KO'd yesterday (personally I thought Big John could have stopped it when Mitrione crumpled) before coming back and winning, and said after the fight that he had no memory of getting dropped.

Bellator has him scheduled to fight Oli Thompson in 3 weeks. I've never liked Mitrione, but for his sake I hope he gets to see a real doctor at some point before that fight.

Update

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/748932824556789760

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

blessings to Mitrione's big stupidly thick skull.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Marching Powder posted:

Now that trump is President, America is finally great again *continues to live in dilapidated shack with firearms*

Jeff Monsoon wants to gently caress Obama for fringe leftist reasons and Not republican reasons, iirc.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Work Friend Keven posted:

Jeff Monsoon wants to gently caress Obama for fringe leftist reasons and Not republican reasons, iirc.

yeah jeff monson is a straight up anarchist in the classic non sex pistols sense of the word and also has a sweet powerpuff girls tattoo, whereas obama perpetuates the system that oppresses us and has unknown opinions about mojo jojo

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

quote:

As a lifelong communist, I believe that socialism is the only way as a human species that we’re going to survive. I’m an ardent believer in equality, and being in the Communist Party is a way to spread this form of socialism and freedom for all the people. Thank you.

I don't think this man would be a fan of Trump

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I don't know if anyone else watches Legacy Fighting Championship on AXS but Kevin Aguilar/Tony Kelley for their featherweight title is worth going out of your way to see, that was an amazing fight. They've always got good fights on Friday nights.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Marching Powder posted:

Now that trump is President, America is finally great again *continues to live in dilapidated shack with firearms*

That would be Travis Fulton.

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

yeah jeff monson is a straight up anarchist in the classic non sex pistols sense of the word and also has a sweet powerpuff girls tattoo, whereas obama perpetuates the system that oppresses us and has unknown opinions about mojo jojo

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Bob Sapp is still fighting, apparently.

https://twitter.com/ZPGIFs/status/749240600126300160

Well, "fighting", anyways

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I really wonder what Bob Sapp is getting paid for these fights nowadays considering he apparently retired fairly well off in 2014.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
sapp is vice president of roadfc so he might see it as a way to drum up publicity for the org

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Bob Sapp Please (Stop Fighting)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
That big fat weird Asian baby really knows how to put his feet in a wide stance and slang. Don't know if I'd call it banging though.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


He'll go for precisely as long as people pay him to throw fights.

Officer Sandvich
Feb 14, 2010
Is that the guy who kept punching a dude with Herb hanging off his arm or was that a different fat Road guy?

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Officer Sandvich posted:

Is that the guy who kept punching a dude with Herb hanging off his arm or was that a different fat Road guy?

I think so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqmxWpvzV4w&t=20s

On a related note, why do you never see skinny guys fighting in rashguards?

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Boco_T posted:

Bob Sapp Please (Stop Fighting)

He stopped fighting about 7 years ago. These days he just shows up.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
that road fc event got 38 million viewers

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Le Saboteur posted:

I really wonder what Bob Sapp is getting paid for these fights nowadays considering he apparently retired fairly well off in 2014.

There's an interview where he talks about his money management strategies, and he seems much more business savvy than most. He must get stupid money to fight because he clearly doesn't love it for its own sake.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Triticum Guzzler posted:

that road fc event got 38 million viewers

Great googly moogly

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Triticum Guzzler posted:

that road fc event got 38 million viewers

Bob Sapp is a god damned genius.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I love Bob Sapp.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
Russia is a magical place in which some blonde Ramsey Bolton motherfucker seems legit talented.

https://youtu.be/2Z1aWB6RolI

Officer Sandvich
Feb 14, 2010

Triticum Guzzler posted:

that road fc event got 38 million viewers

nice

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

that road fc event got 38 million viewers

Plus the 280 people that torrented it!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

colonel_korn posted:

I think so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqmxWpvzV4w&t=20s

On a related note, why do you never see skinny guys fighting in rashguards?

outside of JMMA, the only place I see rashguards consistently is KSW and that's usually because the dude has illegal tattoos.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Asen Yamamoto vs Krazy Horse is rumoured for the next Rizin show lol

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Apparently Road FC signed Aerts and LeBanner for their fat guy tournament.......

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
I thought aerts retired a while ago

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Aerts is going to have more retirement fights than he does championships by the time he keels over

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

Aerts is going to have more retirement fights than he does championships by the time he keels over

Aerts vs Terry Funk, winner retires forever

loser also retires forever

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/752472594583093248

Ah.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Did anything happen with that whole "Kimbo passed medicals while literally dying from heart failure" thing?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Did anything happen with that whole "Kimbo passed medicals while literally dying from heart failure" thing?

It's Texas so there was probably a bunch of malfeasance and/or negligence at work here and it's probably gonna get buried.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Luigi Thirty posted:

Did anything happen with that whole "Kimbo passed medicals while literally dying from heart failure" thing?

there was something about the texas commission refusing to tell journalists which doctor performed the ekg, i guess eventually there'll be some kind of freedom of information request to force their hand and things will move

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Luigi Thirty posted:

Did anything happen with that whole "Kimbo passed medicals while literally dying from heart failure" thing?

i hope the truth comes out. he may have lived a goofy life but he shouldnt have died like that. its bad for the sport, his family, his friends, mma fans, and all of the people who are in a position to let things like this happen again

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Guess who's still a garbage person?

quote:

COSTA MESA – A mixed-martial artist who has a history of run-ins with law enforcement was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of assaulting a police officer – for spitting in the officer’s face – assault and battery, and public intoxication, authorities said.

Jason “Mayhem” Miller, 35, of Mission Viejo, who returned to the ring in May after a four-year retirement from professional fighting, was at Saddle Ranch Chop House in Costa Mesa’s Triangle Square shortly after 2 a.m. Sunday when he got into an argument with two women, one of whom he grabbed and tried to punch before security “took him down and handcuffed him,” said Sgt. Dan Miles of the Costa Mesa Police Department.

“While being detained, he spit on one of the officers,” Miles said, “which is disgusting.”

One of the women slapped Miller, prompting him to grab her and try to punch her, Miles said.

Miller was taken to a local hospital because of injuries to his face apparently suffered when the security guards brought him to the floor. One of the security guards also went to the hospital for a possible sprained wrist, Miles said.

Miller later was taken to jail, where he was being held Sunday afternoon.

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mewse
May 2, 2006

I think we can safely relegate Mayhem's continual legal problems to the b-league thread

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