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I accidentally made it through TSA with a live round in my coat pocket on my outbound flight, then on my return flight they caught it but I wasn't detained and they just confiscated it and let me go on my way. Took 5 extra minutes tops. I'm guessing they just didn't want to fill out the paperwork on what was obviously not a threat.
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:I accidentally made it through TSA with a live round in my coat pocket on my outbound flight, then on my return flight they caught it but I wasn't detained and they just confiscated it and let me go on my way. Took 5 extra minutes tops. I'm guessing they just didn't want to fill out the paperwork on what was obviously not a threat. So how white are you? I'm guessing a lot.
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Jul 2, 2016 03:42
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Karma Monkey posted:So how white are you? I'm guessing a lot. Ghostly.
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Jul 2, 2016 03:52
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AlbieQuirky posted:SROs are unarmed in California? They're armed here in Mass. I'm in California and our SROs are armed. It actually kinda sucks. It freaks kids out who already have a bad relationship with law enforcement and in my ten years of service nothing bad enough to warrant drawing a gun has ever occurred. I'm not that attached to my opinion here on whether or not SROs should be armed to be honest. But I'm definitely not for armed guards at all ten entrances into our school as my father expressed after some other shooting that happened. Pops please, no one will even pay teachers what they're worth how are you going to pay guards to sit there and do literally nothing. Plus it makes for a bad campus climate. We do creepy lockdown drills twice a year that's enough. Anyway the SROs in CA have guns. People have no loving clue what goes on here dumb yokels.
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Jul 2, 2016 04:06
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Security guards are an unneeded expense. We just have to arm and train all our teachers so they can shoot any one of their students at a moment's notice.
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Bast Relief posted:I'm in California and our SROs are armed. It actually kinda sucks. It freaks kids out who already have a bad relationship with law enforcement and in my ten years of service nothing bad enough to warrant drawing a gun has ever occurred. I'm not that attached to my opinion here on whether or not SROs should be armed to be honest. But I'm definitely not for armed guards at all ten entrances into our school as my father expressed after some other shooting that happened. Pops please, no one will even pay teachers what they're worth how are you going to pay guards to sit there and do literally nothing. Plus it makes for a bad campus climate. We do creepy lockdown drills twice a year that's enough. Read the Freep thread sometime. People who believe that poo poo think liberal cities are full of pansy white liberals running from the rampaging hordes of conservative boogie men.
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Jul 2, 2016 04:27
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Karma Monkey posted:So how white are you? I'm guessing a lot. I caught a flight with a box cutter in my pocket, no one gave a poo poo. I am very white.  I didn't even realize it was there until I reached into my pocket looking for some gum and was like "Huh, that's not juicy fruit, that's not juicy fruit at all."
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Jul 2, 2016 04:34
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How did you get past the metal detectors? When I was going through it found a tiny piece of metal in a cheap disposable pen I had.
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Mu Zeta posted:How did you get past the metal detectors? When I was going through it found a tiny piece of metal in a cheap disposable pen I had. I have no clue, I can only assume I must have taken it out with my keys and wallet and dropped it in the bin and the guy checking things just gave no shits because the alternative is that the metal detector didn't work.
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Jul 2, 2016 04:46
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I once went through tsa with a pocket knife in my carry on bag that I completely forgot about until I got home. The only thing I got stopped for was a box of magic cards that I guess couldn't be seen through; they searched through the bag to check for other stuff but somehow didn't find the pocket knife.
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Jul 2, 2016 04:56
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So yeah pretty much the whole TSA thing is a sham and waste of time. None of us are safe.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Security guards are an unneeded expense. We just have to arm and train all our teachers so they can shoot any one of their students at a moment's notice. Strangely enough this was the first suggestion. The armed guards came up after I painted a picture of an armed teacher trying to make her way through an overcrowded classroom. Teachers don't just lecture in the front of class. So you've got a holstered loaded weapon in lovely McShitfuck's face and you think if that kids having a bad day nothing terrible is going to happen? Or maybe teachers should just go back to lecturing. Shoot the phones right out of a kid's hand if distracted. DemeaninDemon posted:Read the Freep thread sometime. People who believe that poo poo think liberal cities are full of pansy white liberals running from the rampaging hordes of conservative boogie men. I've been there. I can see the little thingy that says I have 2000+ posts I haven't read. Never again!
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I used to think my story of bringing a pocket knife through TSA was special until stories like this: http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/11/04/surprise-tsa-is-still-sucking-terribly-n2075370quote:An internal investigation of the Transportation Security Administration revealed security failures at dozens of the nation’s busiest airports, where undercover investigators were able to smuggle mock explosives or banned weapons through checkpoints in 95 percent of trials, ABC News has learned.
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Jul 2, 2016 06:03
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I took a flight from colorado to florida with a bag of thc gummybears in my pocket which went totally fine, but I got held for an hour when traveling from Oslo, Norway to Honolulu, via LAX to meet my girlfriend. The dude asked how i paid for the trip and I told him my girlfriend had paid for it. The security guy refused to believe she could afford 11 days in hawaii including airfare from europe on one salary. Lol
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Jul 2, 2016 07:09
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Nuebot posted:I caught a flight with a box cutter in my pocket, no one gave a poo poo. I am very white. I genuinely wonder why middle Eastern terrorists haven't cottoned on to skin whitening procedures, or why they don't try to recruit white people.
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Jul 2, 2016 07:41
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EvilGenius posted:I genuinely wonder why middle Eastern terrorists haven't cottoned on to skin whitening procedures, or why they don't try to recruit white people. They have used white people, like the guy who attempted to shoe bomb a plane.
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I hope reviews count. I won't post the actual thing because it would be too easy to find the office, but on one of my specialist doctor's (i.e. not a GP) online reviews it said:quote:Beware this office if you look like you're rich! They tried to sell a bunch of unnecessary procedures to me! Then the secretary at the front (who was obviously family and in on it) told me they didn't want me as a patron!!! I hope the doctor that's pregnant has complications in labor and her baby gets hurT!!!" I changed the words up a bit but that's pretty much exactly what they said. a) a doctor would only not want you as a patient if you suck, b) this review says way more about YOU than the doctor's office, c) what kind of sick person says something like that?
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EvilGenius posted:I genuinely wonder why middle Eastern terrorists haven't cottoned on to skin whitening procedures, or why they don't try to recruit white people. Don't be silly, white people can't be terrorists. They're mentally ill lone wolf outliers who could never do such a thing.
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Thin Privilege posted:I hope reviews count. I won't post the actual thing because it would be too easy to find the office, but on one of my specialist doctor's (i.e. not a GP) online reviews it said: A rich one.
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SpacePig posted:This is like a perfect storm of pro-gun stuff. Black man with illegally obtained gun is stopped by good guy with conceal carry license. Nobody died, either, so the guy is a hero. It probably didn't make the news because it's par for the course in a surprisingly large part of America, like you said. Related: a friend of mine on Facebook was complaining about people "mansplaining" to her and someone had this response, almost exactly word-for-word: http://www.manfeels-park.com/comic/recursion/ Btw this is a person who I unfriended a few years ago because they have no problem with racial slurs. I wish I'd had the presence of mind to think of that during the conversation, instead of three weeks later.
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:They have used white people, like the guy who attempted to shoe bomb a plane. Shoe bomb guy was a black English dude. Underpants bomb guy was a Nigerian dude. But there are plenty of blonde, blue-eyed Chechens and Bosnians.
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Serperoth posted:Don't be silly, white people can't be terrorists. They're mentally ill lone wolf outliers who could never do such a thing. Ahhhh, so it wouldn't even get called terrorism, got you.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Shoe bomb guy was a black English dude. Underpants bomb guy was a Nigerian dude. Ok, looking it up Reid was mixed race(mom was white, dad was mixed also), but I'd definitely say he looks way more like a tannish white dude than a light skinned black dude.
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Ok, looking it up Reid was mixed race(mom was white, dad was mixed also), but I'd definitely say he looks way more like a tannish white dude than a light skinned black dude. Lighter or darker than a paper bag?
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"Real" white people willing to do stuff are lazy slacker-terrorist, slacker-ists. See the Oregon Standoff. Tarpman was an except to the rule.
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Eyyy, good ol' imgur is at it again. Now most top comments call out the bullshit, but it still made it to the frontpage.       This comment was pretty on the point quote:Imgur: 50% look at these boobies 50% MEN NEED MORE RESPECT Tagged "Current Events"
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Those are some boobies alright.
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Fathis Munk posted:Eyyy, good ol' imgur is at it again. When will these pricks realise that 'having to hold a door open' is not on the same level as 'dangerous to walk alone at night because might get raped'? That widespread male violence and psychological manipulation against women is not the same as getting slapped for grabbing her rear end at the bar? EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 21:59 on Jul 2, 2016 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Eyyy, good ol' imgur is at it again. This poo poo is from a few years back and iirc used actors'/actresses' images without permission on top of the patent idiocy
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EvilGenius posted:When will these pricks realise that 'having to hold a door open' is not on the same level as 'dangerous to walk alone at night because might get raped'? Never because being yelled at by their mom for not holding the door is the most harrowing moment of their lives and they'll never forget it.
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Nuebot posted:Never because being yelled at by their mom for not holding the door is the most harrowing moment of their lives and they'll never forget it. Aside from anything, real woman don't really expect that anyway. Oh, except the only women these guys know are caricatures that exist only their heads.
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HiroProtagonist posted:This poo poo is from a few years back and iirc used actors'/actresses' images without permission on top of the patent idiocy Yeah that's pretty much what I assumed.
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Fathis Munk posted:Eyyy, good ol' imgur is at it again. Apparently it's from some Indian "lifestyle" site? Here's another one from the comments:  That said, imgur is the lowest of low-hanging fruits... which is why I kinda enjoyed having a separate thread for it. There's literally dozens of posts every day that are jaw-droppingly stupid, racist or otherwise horrible. Like how they're still on about this thing:  You know, the chat bot that 4chan got to repeat racist jokes and holocaust denial. FIRST AI TO REACH SENTIENCE. e: you know stuff like this:  and they also reposted this image, which is basically everything-wrong-with-the-internet.jpg 
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You mean Brad Pitt didn't agree to be on a poster saying "Small Dick, Big Dick, Fat Dick"? Glad you were here or I'd have lost a hero.
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Jul 2, 2016 22:13
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but a fat dick is good
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Jul 2, 2016 22:15
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why do women discriminate against my small big fat dick
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Jul 2, 2016 22:32
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Fathis Munk posted:Eyyy, good ol' imgur is at it again. Oh my god, this is just precious. "So maybe women have to worry about getting assaulted, raped, or even killed whenever they go out with a stranger. But what about all the free drinks they're getting in return?!?!?!" 
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Jul 2, 2016 22:41
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Why can't women be paragons of virtue, like men, who have never made fun of a woman for having too big or too small titties.
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also let's not forget that labiaplasty is a thing, that women often get because they feel ashamed of their vulva not looking like the stereotypical-woman-in-porn ones (they also get them for other reasons, and i ain't judgin' either way, but it is a thing)
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