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Nothing does it anymore! I can't get off to  or  . I tried going classic with poo poo like this  but no!Help me goons, you're my only hope 
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Jesus Christ posted:
Meh her tits are wack. 
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Jul 4, 2016 05:02
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Look up TSPussyHunters on TPB and get some of that.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:04
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Check this poo poo out, op.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:05
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I have to agree with OP, i've been jerking it to so much CO,CT that i started jerking it to just chicks with boob jobs or natural boobs, Help me TEH gbs!
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Jul 4, 2016 05:07
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YOu'RE GONNA have to start branching off into the illegal stuff. Being non-lawful adds a bit of spice
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Jul 4, 2016 05:09
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Jack off to this:
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Jul 4, 2016 05:10
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EorayMel posted:Jack off to this: Naw, gonna go back to DOOM in a sex.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:11
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have you tried modding skyrim or minecraft into a hentai nightmare hellscape
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Jul 4, 2016 05:11
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time to discover a horrifying yet weirdly specific new fetish
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Jul 4, 2016 05:12
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:time to discover a horrifying yet weirdly specific new fetish report back 
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Jul 4, 2016 05:13
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Have you tried not using porn and just whacking it? Power through. Use your imagination.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:15
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Jesus Christ posted:I tried going classic with poo poo like this Would it help if you imagined Zeus/Jupiter as being circumcised? I know I'd find that more attractive.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:18
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Ugh that was the most intellectual orgasm I've ever had. 
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Jul 4, 2016 05:18
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My penis is just a dead-zone it has lost the ability to feel pleasure long ago due to death grip. On the plus side I'm the best at thumb war!
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Jul 4, 2016 05:21
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He's like, come hither u sexy bitch.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:23
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Well OP tbh I dunno what u are into but if you like DP you could try geting into DAP and A2M I dont like anal too much but DPP is too hard to find imo, just look for porn with more dicks hope this helps
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Jul 4, 2016 05:27
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Order pizza and leave front door open Add some new twists Also stick a twig of ginger up your rear end
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Jul 4, 2016 05:27
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Lol, just lol if you don't include animal sacrifice in your pre-jo ritual. I prefer pigs, for they can feel and understand pain and fear.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:37
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try jerking it to black and white medical photos of people with long defunct disease induced mutations from the 1950s
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Jul 4, 2016 05:40
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Jerk off with orajel
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Jul 4, 2016 05:44
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Jul 4, 2016 05:50
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What about like cumming on technology. Like people opening their computers and jizzing in them, not like some weird humanoid robot poo poo. Or like an old stylee phone with a handle, and you cum on the phone right under the receiver and pick the handset up and down and there's just like glops of cum stretching out. Welp that's my idea.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:51
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Sounds like somebody hasn't been charging his jo crystals
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Jul 4, 2016 05:53
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op thats why furry porn was invented
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Jul 4, 2016 05:55
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Porn boredom is real and is a terrible affliction. A few weeks ago I found a video where the bottom dude had flipper arms and I totally got off on it but after I came I just thought "ugh what road are you going down now?"
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Jul 4, 2016 06:02
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VendaGoat posted:Naw, gonna go back to DOOM innit fuckin sick? get the faster+longer range glory kill
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Jul 4, 2016 06:03
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The Protagonist posted:innit fuckin sick? Did that first run through. Doing something different on hard. Game is a bunch of loving fun inn'it?
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Jul 4, 2016 06:05
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OP is mere days away from answering the siren call of child pornography, condolences
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Jul 4, 2016 06:07
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op did not tag thread with  now im in trouble!!
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Jul 4, 2016 06:08
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Check out Cotton Candi. She'll do it for you I swear
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Jul 4, 2016 06:21
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yes a urine bum
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Jul 4, 2016 06:23
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General Dog posted:OP is mere days away from answering the siren call of child pornography, condolences Seems you're familiar with the warning signs, is this how it happened for you?
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Jul 4, 2016 06:38
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Sperghetti posted:Seems you're familiar with the warning signs, is this how it happened for you? 
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:time to discover a horrifying yet weirdly specific new fetish this is the real answer. OP, you need to broaden your horizons. Find some freaky-rear end poo poo on Pornhub and make it your own. Or just convince your sister-girlfriend to indulge in whatever you used to jerk it off to.
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Jul 4, 2016 08:38
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dont jerk off so much let it build dont cum for a week andd youll have powerorgasm at even basic porn maybe even your own imagination will suffice
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Jul 4, 2016 08:42
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romance novels OP
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Jul 4, 2016 08:54
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veterinary surgery videos
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Jul 4, 2016 09:25
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Sorry OP, guess it's time to turn to the dark side. Say it with me... "I'm gay" Congrats, there's a whole new world of porn to pick from.
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Jul 4, 2016 09:36
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Record yourself jacking off to porn then jack off to that. It can go as deep as you want!
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