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About thirty people here. Half are college aged. Lots of big stinky beards and bikinis filled with fat. Many of the conversations are switching off between someone who works at Nickelodeon named Dan Schneider and how some people here think he's a pedophile and some think he isn't. People are also trading stories about which of their friends were raped the worst. about four guys here all wore a Captain America shirt. Half the women have buzzed heads. One girl is a little too concerned with the fact that there's a boy about 11 or 12 years old wading in the lake up to his knees, twenty feet from us. She keeps asking if there's an adult watching him. The food is actually delicious and there's a shitload of beer. But everyone is talking under their breath about the neighbors a few houses up who are all drinking liquor, riding their dirt bikes up and down the street, and lighting off serious fireworks. You know, fun poo poo.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 14:23 |
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Jesus Christ. Bathe them in fire.
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You should do a murder there.
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Chief McHeath posted:You should do a murder there. See, this guy knows what's up.
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"How about yellow? gently caress your gender norms." No context. Really can't make this poo poo up. Happening right in front of me.
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Pick up some packaging some food came in and look at it disgustedly "seriously you guys use THIS brand I guess you're okay with the inhumane living conditions for their livestock and their infamous exploitation of their farmers" or whatever
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Bad parties are god's way of showing us that you can't always make things gravy just by putting in the effort. It doesn't make them any less depressing though.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:"How about yellow? gently caress your gender norms." people really say things like "gently caress your gender norms" outside of the internet?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:The food is actually delicious and there's a shitload of beer. But everyone is talking under their breath about the neighbors a few houses up who are all drinking liquor, riding their dirt bikes up and down the street, and lighting off serious fireworks. You know, fun poo poo. you know what to do. go say hello. also steal the beer
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Hammerite posted:people really say things like "gently caress your gender norms" outside of the internet? yes
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Unzip your fly and stick a bratwurst in it, then zip it back up so the bratwurst is sticking out.
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Hammerite posted:people really say things like "gently caress your gender norms" outside of the internet? Sadly, yes. It's everyone you never want to be around.
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op why are you at this party it sounds like you dont like these people
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hey baby. you wanna gently caress my gender nor,ms??
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logical phalluses posted:op why are you at this party it sounds like you dont like these people Friends of girlfriend's friend. To be fair I got to spend the first half the day chilling on my couch watching Red Dawn slow grilling some chicken. So I really can't complain.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Friends of girlfriend's friend. Yup, when trim is on the line, you'll do stupid poo poo.
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I'm so glad I am a goon and thus am not expected to put up with other real people or their bullshit. Anyway my recommendation to you from hazy memories of my going to lovely parties days is that you should get fantastically drunk pronto.
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get roaring drunk and say you'll vote for trump and that bernie is a commie
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Eat some baked beans, slam a lovely beer and start crop dusting.
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Glasgow Kiss posted:get roaring drunk and say you'll vote for trump and that bernie is a commie Ya. "Welp, party sucks. Down periscope!"
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Glasgow Kiss posted:get roaring drunk and say you'll vote for trump and that bernie is a commie Do this! Report back!
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Hammerite posted:people really say things like "gently caress your gender norms" outside of the internet? I just spent a week in Provincetown, MA and I didn't hear a peep of this poo poo. Most chilled out town I've been to in a while. Then I come to this one BBQ, where tumblr apparently lives.
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Is yellow a gendre norm
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Apparently the cat likes to eat on the toilet.![]()
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Apparently the cat likes to eat on the toilet. INSENSITIVE That is a not a "cat", shitlord. It is a non-human sentient.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Apparently the cat likes to eat on the toilet. Two toilets
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if i was at a bbq i wouldn't be wasting precious drinking and eating time on the internet son
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 14:23 |
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sounds gay op
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