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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Just Offscreen posted:

She leaves him.

gently caress that

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Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog

corn in the bible posted:

gently caress that

then tell the depressed cat to work on his drat problems! hesus!!!

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

I still think the funniest Achewood storyline was the one where Lil' Nephew goes to ancient Wales and teaches them about toilets and nachos and we get "disgrace that chair no longer, Nacho Judas!"

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
'I BOO THE NACHO AS HIS FATHER!' has always held a special place with me.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

R.C. Pro Am Porn posted:

Continued heavy drinking basically gives you diarrhea all the time.

The pimp skitters!?

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Honestly is Onstad an alcoholic? This could explain a lot

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
You lose your marriage over drawn cat dicks and see how little liquor you imbibe.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Somberbrero posted:

'I BOO THE NACHO AS HIS FATHER!' has always held a special place with me.

I love those two. The dad's "Son nooooooo" when his boy has no choice but to eat the nacho because he loves Wales so much is great.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

I love those two. The dad's "Son nooooooo" when his boy has no choice but to eat the nacho because he loves Wales so much is great.

Then a few strips later when Charley is about to introduce the blunt to Wales, the two of them are there going "wee-woo! wee-woo!" before Charley even starts the announcement

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
When do you think like the first blunt was actually smoked in Wales?

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

bongwizzard posted:

When do you think like the first blunt was actually smoked in Wales?

I don't know but I'm willing to bet Padrig-Faced Padrig really was there.

Toebone
Jul 1, 2002

Start remembering what you hear.

The Pony Incident posted:

Honestly is Onstad an alcoholic? This could explain a lot

I don't want to get too into theorizing on the dudes personal life, but the alt-text on this strip makes me feel Rays rehab arc is at least partially autobiographical.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Toebone posted:

I don't want to get too into theorizing on the dudes personal life, but the alt-text on this strip makes me feel Rays rehab arc is at least partially autobiographical.

A lot of the Ray in Rehab story arc is pretty uneven but it's almost redeemed by the line "Maybe you're the guy who's going to give the world an orgasm."

SacrificialGoat
Oct 8, 2003

Catjaw is a hero of the people
His middle name is Todd, I doubt it's a coincidence

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

The Pony Incident posted:

Honestly is Onstad an alcoholic? This could explain a lot

He definitely used to drink (See: The Neapolitan shooter, the characters' knowledge of drinks.) Then he started his own boutique soda syrup company, where the about page says "As a sober man with a menu always in his hand, he quickly realized that the needs of alcohol-free diners were markedly underserved."

The writer's mantra is "Write what you know." It's not difficult to connect the dots on this.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Toebone posted:

I don't want to get too into theorizing on the dudes personal life, but the alt-text on this strip makes me feel Rays rehab arc is at least partially autobiographical.

Woah, didn't that strip use to have a different Alt text? something about how the a trucker hat can hold the average barf? or was that from other strip/blog entry?

EDIT: VVVVVV yep, Thanxx

Zefiel fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Jul 4, 2016

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

A baseball cap can hold the average puke

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Man, Ray in Rehab was so terrible.

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
Medically speaking, well, yes. Ray is partying


is also a favorite of mine

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Tarranon posted:

Medically speaking, well, yes. Ray is partying


is also a favorite of mine

Doc Andretti's taste in waiting room posters occasionally fails him.

A line not to be forgotten

Chickenwalker
Apr 21, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I have a Prince Albert is, in retrospect, also a great punchline.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

corn in the bible posted:

gently caress that

Agreed, I like their relationship. It's flawed but they really do love each other

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Beef angers Molly by obsessing over the possibility of angering her with a mistake she'd let slide. Love is more powerful than a million unpaid water bills, but it can be eroded if one party refuses to receive it. If he gets sicker rather than healthier, it may make him more selfish than she is patient.

Lately, though, it's Teodor who's been used as the character who expresses the theme of the frustration of caring about someone who has depression. So things are looking up for him and Molly.

Meanwhile, with Ray, it's consistent that the exact thing Beef irrationally fears specifically ends up happening, but no disaster unfolds. You're bangin' a website indeed.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

SacrificialGoat posted:

His middle name is Todd, I doubt it's a coincidence

Suckin' dick bought this website?

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Molly is onstads wife. Molly leaving beef is canon.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different


:chanpop:

I think that's the first painting by Onstad that I really dig.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

he proved himself a coward who would paint a dying man

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


corn in the bible posted:

gently caress that

Please to learn the lore.

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Those pills are hormones, and that sassy lady is Beef himself.

A big hot tranny mess.

ElTipejoLoco
Feb 27, 2013

Let me fix your avisynth scripts! It'll only take me a couple horus.
:ironicat:

Anyway, new Achewoods have been good.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ElTipejoLoco posted:

:ironicat:

Anyway, new Achewoods have been good.

If nothing else, we'll always have Sondra forcing Ray to explain how babies are made as punishment for forgetting her birthday :allears:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Agreed, I like their relationship. It's flawed but they really do love each other

Two people who love each other can still be more or less incompatible in a romantic relationship.

Skrewtape
Sep 10, 2003
I like pie
:siren:New strip!:siren:

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
Neat! I feel like there were some better lines left on the cutting room floor though.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That's big talk from someone who churns out romance novels for a living.

I wonder if Cornelius just publishes directly on Amazon these days.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love it whenever Teodor thinks something is easy and then completely fails to emulate it.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

My Lovely Horse posted:

That's big talk from someone who churns out romance novels for a living.

I wonder if Cornelius just publishes directly on Amazon these days.

Cornelius doesn't want to see Teodor going down the same route he did :sad:

He wants to save him from himself

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
I lost my poo poo at "dance like there's a used condom in your sandal and you don't know how it got there."

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
"Dogs are our window into barking" is something I would deffo print on a decorative throw pillow

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
I liked the cartoon, but then Cornelius showed up and I loved it. :swoon:

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