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Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

ScreamingLlama posted:

:gonk:


I'm legit curious about how countries can function like that. Don't we need working government to set budgets, interact with foreign powers and generally keep things ticking over? If a caretaker government were to find a way to delay vote-counting indefinitely, that would be a great backdoor into a dictatorship.

Maybe if Australia were to dissolve into anarchy it might prompt the Governor-General to get off his arse ;)

As I understand it they basically passed as is spending bills and the civil service ran the country per the previous chaos policy settings.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

His greatest achievement was bombarding the thread with pages of pony porn after the media linked it when a forumer broke news of improper conduct with his lecturer handing out assignments that was literally 'write Liberal party propaganda for me' then using that at his party job.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

norp posted:

A permabanned user who's calling card is my little pony porn for pages and pages

Welp it's probably just all the drinks I had with dinner out but that's the funniest thing I've heard all week

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
A quick search for permabans in 2012 brought it up
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3509461&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=26#post408357093

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
He used to do it quite regularly, but the last time he did it was the QLD election, and oh how glorious was the combination of Campbell Newman's demise and the pony porn.

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

Weatherman posted:

Welp it's probably just all the drinks I had with dinner out but that's the funniest thing I've heard all week

There is nothing quite like checking on Auspol thinking "oh looks like something has happened" and instead finding page upon page of horrifying images.

Bonus points if you're checking it on a train or in some other public area.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

SynthOrange posted:

His greatest achievement was bombarding the thread with pages of pony porn after the media linked it when a forumer broke news of improper conduct with his lecturer handing out assignments that was literally 'write Liberal party propaganda for me' then using that at his party job.

I remember actually seeing the pony porn before it got deleted. It was pretty, uh, interesting :gonk:, as you'd expect from a re-reg called 'a pony prolapse'.

It didn't particularly surprise me that there's so much porn of the show out there, but the sheer amount of prolapse-related porn did. What an age we live in.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
On the front page of SMH we have one article explaining the Liberal's lost because unlike every other Liberal leader before they didn't let him lead in his own right but just warmed over Abbott's policies.

Then we have an article that the Liberal's lost because western sydney rebelled on Malcoliar for srabbing Trusty Tony in the back.

No one knows what the gently caress.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
I like how Raptorfag was presented in the Sims 3 LP as a horrible technocolour horse that nobody liked.

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service

EvilElmo posted:

the Greens talked about the ALP all campaign if anything damaging their vote rather than improving it.

What, is this, like, loving backwards day or some poo poo?

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


What would happen right now in the case of a national emergency? Is the previous house of reps and senate still technically available to sit? Like if war broke out, who would be in charge right now?

KennyTheFish
Jan 13, 2004

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

What, is this, like, loving backwards day or some poo poo?

Its the ALP. They are bitter about a progressive party pushing progressive policy to progressives. This is the greatest evil apparently.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Governor General I guess. I suppose for practical reasons they'd just shoulder tap whoever they felt like and let the opposition demonize themselves blocking supply in a time of war

Edit: appointing a PM in a hung parliament is part of the role description I just read so this is likely exactly what they'd do.

G-Spot Run fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Jul 5, 2016

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Malcolm Turnbull is still the prime minister.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Senor Tron posted:

What would happen right now in the case of a national emergency? Is the previous house of reps and senate still technically available to sit? Like if war broke out, who would be in charge right now?

Nice try, Malcolm, but we're not giving you any more ideas.

homebrew
Mar 13, 2007

Needs more (safer) beer.

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

What, is this, like, loving backwards day or some poo poo?

Watch this and it will become much clearer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrDVsprWRCQ

homebrew
Mar 13, 2007

Needs more (safer) beer.
And for good measure then watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9foi342LXQE

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
They speak legends of the Raptorfag, he appears like a ghost and disappears into the night, leaving his gifts of night-mares and despair.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Anidav posted:

They speak legends of the Raptorfag, he appears like a ghost and disappears into the night, leaving his gifts of night-mares and despair.

Both of which are preferable to Pauline Hanson.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

homebrew posted:

Watch this and it will become much clearer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrDVsprWRCQ

Gotta be honest, was expecting friendlyjordies.

Ian Winthorpe III
Dec 5, 2013

gays, fatties and women are the main funny things in life. Fuck those lefty tumblrfuck fags, I'll laugh at poofs and abbos if I want to

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

Saying that Pauline Hanson voters are moronic is true, but misses the point.
The lesson to be learnt from her successful Senate bid, and from the rise of Trump, and Brexit, is that moderate conservatism doesn't exist.
What connects the supporters of those movements is that they are angry, disenfranchised and - yes - racist. But how did they get that way?
You get that way when your poorly funded public education fails you to prepare you for rewarding or well paying work and you work a dead end job. You get that way when your healthcare is unaffordable and you're on long public waiting lists for treatment. You get that way when you can't afford a house. You get that way, due to neoliberal economic policy.

A key element of which is consistently high levels of immigration without the attendendent provision of services or amenity, so in that respect they're making a pretty rational decision in voting for One Nation.

As for 'dead end jobs', they're going to get a lot more common in the coming decades

quote:

And you blame immigrants and foreigners for taking your job, freeloading on healthcare, buying up property and leaving you out of the loop. When really, blame should be placed at the foot of a government that has inadequately supported you to live a fulfilling life.

Pretty sure that's exactly what a lot of them were doing when they ticked the One Nation box.

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

Ian Winthorpe III posted:

A key element of which is consistently high levels of immigration without the attendendent provision of services or amenity, so in that respect they're making a pretty rational decision in voting for One Nation.

As for 'dead end jobs', they're going to get a lot more common in the coming decades


Pretty sure that's exactly what a lot of them were doing when they ticked the One Nation box.

Sup IWC. The services provided to immigrants / refugees that make it through our tortuous process are actually close to world's best practice so you've missed the mark there, but you're not wrong that dismissing the One Nation vote as "bunch of uneducated racists" doesn't really capture what's going on in the electorate.

Margo Kingston's recent article on this is really interesting:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/jul/04/pauline-hanson-takes-centre-stage-again-but-this-time-we-should-listen-not-lampoon

As is Yassmin Abdel-Magied's blog post on the same thing:
http://www.yassminam.com/rtn/we-must-listen-to-pauline-hanson-trump-and-leave-supporters

Or alternatively we could just post about how 90% of australians are racist garbage fuckwits then unironically follow it up with the greens-cant-win-because-nobody-votes-for-the-greens-because-the-greens-cant-win gif.

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
Lumping One Nation with brexit (or even Trump) is an insult to brexiters - apart from One Nation having like 2% of the vote instead of 52% I agree with leave apologists who say they basically voted on vague ideas of shaking off Brussels bureaucrats and fixing the economy,(though xenophobia/racism clearly helped leave) and dismissing them all as racists is missing the point.

While One Nation voters may be similarly disenfranchised and economically disadvantaged 100% of them support the party because they fear Muslims and foreigners, this is the entire reason why the party exists and why anyone knows Pauline Hanson's name.

Maybe I only think that because I'm an out of touch liberal elite though.

Ian Winthorpe III
Dec 5, 2013

gays, fatties and women are the main funny things in life. Fuck those lefty tumblrfuck fags, I'll laugh at poofs and abbos if I want to

Tirade posted:

Sup IWC. The services provided to immigrants / refugees that make it through our tortuous process are actually close to world's best practice so you've missed the mark there,

Hardly, i'm using a broad view of services and amenity - whether it's an Afghan refugee catching the train from Merrylands or a Nu-Rich chinese millionaire stashing his money in the cozy bolthole of an inner city apartment, they're presence puts strain on the capacity of our transport, health, education and housing affordability.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
so with 80% of the vote counted in Grey, NXT are on 28% primary, and Labor 22% primary.

Clearly it's the greens fault then that the NXT are only on 44% primary after they made Labor run a split preference between Liberals and NXT.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

quote:

It seems to be a post-election taboo to answer the question, "who did you vote for", let alone to ask the question in the first place. So for what its worth here's my answer. As a lefty (Vote Compass confirms my coordinates somewhere right of the Greens and left of Labor) my first preference for the House of Representatives in the federal electorate of Higgins went to the Greens.
This was largely due to Higgins being touted, pre-polling, as a potential upset for the Liberals. It turned out to be a safe seat. I've had time to reflect on this and I regret my vote. Not the sentiment driving my decisions, but the potential ramifications.
Firstly, my disinterest in the election was largely caused by my lack of buy-in to the central issues. Not to mention the seemingly dull similarity between the two major parties and their leading, white, male and frankly downright sensible leaders: Turnbull and Shorten. Brexit and Trump were simply more interesting.
But I feel I've let our system down. I care about politics in this country, and I didn't pay attention. The first murmurs of this future regret came on the eve of the election when The Age publicly backed the Coalition.

They reasoned that the Shorten campaign, strong as it had become, did not merit the unseating of a first-term government. Most importantly, we needed more time to see if Malcolm Turnbull could deliver on his progressive promise. He needed the majority support of the electorate to do it in order, to unshackle him from a divided party. I read The Age's editorial not so much as a vote for the future of the nation but for the future of the Liberal Party.
We often accuse the media and government of pandering to short-term news and electoral cycles and I feel the electorate has become the guilty party. We've cut off our noses to spite our faces. By undermining the Turnbull government we've provided ammunition for the right wing to claim vindication. They can now argue that it was wrong to depose Abbott in the first place and that Turnbull, after all, was just an ambitious, populist usurper. Abbott was right all along! I can just hear the rattle of the revisionist typewriters going to work.
Turnbull didn't need to transform the nation, he needed to do something more vital; save the Liberal Party from its own heavy-fisted fringe. To deny the party the chance to rediscover and reinstate its own conservative brand of progressive government in this moment is to hand it back to the re-enfranchised far right, and in so doing we may just witness an even uglier government emerging from the ashes.
By failing to shore up a Liberal victory, we've killed the one chance the party had to explore its less polarising, more progressive side while simultaneously demonstrating that conservative politics can be a great and worthwhile force. I contributed to that stuff-up. Sorry, Australia, I was sleepwalking with the Brexiters. Cue Abbott's return and an even uglier future government to come.
Sean Layh is a Melbourne based artist and a student of biological sciences at Monash University. He lives in the federal electorate of Higgins.
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Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Abbott cometh

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Is there a good comprehensive article somewhere on this electoral reform, and on the election, let's pretend I was put in cryostasis after the Liberal spill where Tony was ousted.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Antti posted:

Is there a good comprehensive article somewhere on this electoral reform, and on the election, let's pretend I was put in cryostasis after the Liberal spill where Tony was ousted.

Now you get to direct your own preferences in the senate without having to number every box on the 2 metre wide ballot, rather than have a party you've never heard of receive your vote through backroom deals.

Malcolm ran a bad campaign.

Death is likely.

Ian Winthorpe III
Dec 5, 2013

gays, fatties and women are the main funny things in life. Fuck those lefty tumblrfuck fags, I'll laugh at poofs and abbos if I want to

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

Lumping One Nation with brexit (or even Trump) is an insult to brexiters - apart from One Nation having like 2% of the vote instead of 52% I agree with leave apologists who say they basically voted on vague ideas of shaking off Brussels bureaucrats and fixing the economy,(though xenophobia/racism clearly helped leave) and dismissing them all as racists is missing the point.

While One Nation voters may be similarly disenfranchised and economically disadvantaged 100% of them support the party because they fear Muslims and foreigners, this is the entire reason why the party exists and why anyone knows Pauline Hanson's name.

Maybe I only think that because I'm an out of touch liberal elite though.

And Greens voters support them because they fear homogeneity, running businesses and traditional gender roles. Im not sure that people voting with their anxieties and identities and insecurities is some kind of slamming indictment on One Nation.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Imagine being a Greens voter that wanted to see the coalition become more electable and not shoot themselves in the foot.

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Sounds like someone conflicted inside

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
labor's negative gearing/housing affordability policy is justification enough for anyone who says "the two parties are the same :qq:" to be castrated with an axe

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts
Killing phone users.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

starkebn posted:

Facebook just told me Belgium once waited 541 days so we've got a ways to go yet

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v33/n17/john-lanchester/the-non-scenic-route-to-the-place-were-going-anyway

Quarterly GDP data don’t, on the whole, tend to make the person studying them laugh out loud. The most recent set, however, are an exception, despite the fact that the general picture is of unrelieved and spreading economic gloom. Instead of the surge of rebounding growth which historically accompanies successful exit from a recession, we have the UK’s disappointing 0.2 per cent growth, the US’s anaemic 0.3 per cent and the glum eurozone average figure of 0.2 per cent. That number includes the surprising and alarming German 0.1 per cent, the desperately poor French 0 per cent and then, wait for it, the agreeably frisky Belgian 0.7 per cent. Why is that, if you’ve been following the story, laugh-aloud funny? Because Belgium doesn’t have a government. Thanks to political stalemate in Brussels, it hasn’t had one for 15 months. No government means none of the stuff all the other governments are doing: no cuts and no ‘austerity’ packages. In the absence of anyone with a mandate to slash and burn, Belgian public sector spending is puttering along much as it always was; hence the continuing growth of their economy. It turns out that from the economic point of view, in the current crisis, no government is better than any government – any existing government.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Anyway I wake up to Triple J informing me that the Liberals have won a further 3 seats and are now likely to form government, while the AEC website still has Labor 1 seat ahead. I have had the difference in counts explained to me and I still don't get it, so gently caress it, I'm backing the AEC.

edit - Like I know we all love Anthony Green and he's an Australian institution, etc, but he seems determined to forecast rather than report. One of the comments on his blog said Melbourne Ports should still be in contention given we don't know how the preference flows will go yet, and he simply said "the Greens do not do well in postal votes in Melbourne Ports." It's that word that bothers me - "do," present tense, as though it's a universal truth that will never change.

freebooter fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Jul 5, 2016

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

ALSO here's a nightmare for you, which I thought of courtesy of Chris Bowen's petulant foot-stamping Q&A response about how Labor will NEVER deal with the Greens or minor parties: how long do you think before the major parties try to shore up their mutually shrinking primary vote by collaborating in legislation to remove preferential voting and replace it with first-past-the-post? Is preferential voting protected by the constitution? How amenable do you think Joe Sixpack would be to further voting reform "in the interests of clear election results and strong government?"

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

freebooter posted:

it turns out that from the economic point of view, in the current crisis, no government is better than any government – any existing government.

A lesson we should all learn from

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Solemn Sloth posted:

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drat, I wish I still worked on that campus so I could laugh in his face. Then punch it

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EvilElmo
May 10, 2009

freebooter posted:

ALSO here's a nightmare for you, which I thought of courtesy of Chris Bowen's petulant foot-stamping Q&A response about how Labor will NEVER deal with the Greens or minor parties: how long do you think before the major parties try to shore up their mutually shrinking primary vote by collaborating in legislation to remove preferential voting and replace it with first-past-the-post? Is preferential voting protected by the constitution? How amenable do you think Joe Sixpack would be to further voting reform "in the interests of clear election results and strong government?"

:lol:

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