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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Applewhite posted:

Whatever happened to doctor/patient confidentiality??

I have a doctorate in deception :chloe:

Edit: also please don't post all the furry fanfic I sent you tyia

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm beginning to suspect the dick sucking lessons you offered were fraudulent as well...

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Whoa now, who here doesn't like Kyoon

Lowtax, I assume, since he always gets banned right out the gate

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
For added forum entertainment, make it so random PMs also get posted as their own threads to GBS.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
I don't fully understand what's happened but I'm glad that people are suffering.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
It's because I'm an intolerable jackass of a human being, I think

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

zen death robot posted:

There's a reason you're still single I think, maybe. Just spitballin here

What are your HTML skills?

Can I add u on linkedin?

Been struggling to get work and could do with some decent references to be honest.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
man it has been a while since somebody deployed vapid oval office as a nail in the coffin insult

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Applewhite posted:

I'm beginning to suspect the dick sucking lessons you offered were fraudulent as well...

Straight up slander! Mods??

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I like my messages like I like my dances. Private.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
You're the mod now, dog

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
ill make the website

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
PMS = private message spam

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Maybe you guys should just pay some actual professional to moderate the forums rather than picking the saddest of sad sacks.

I'm now accepting resumes for professional moderator please post them itt

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Colonel Cancer posted:

PMS = private message spam

Random weird pms are the best

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Hector Beerlioz posted:

Random weird pms are the best

they're the best thing about plat

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Maybe you guys should just pay some actual professional to moderate the forums rather than picking the saddest of sad sacks.

I'm now accepting resumes for professional moderator please post them itt

Ionce stumbled across a forum for forum moderators. Maybe check that out.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
this is big thread to wake up to but the fact that you would even consider making w98 a mod is :psyduck: and makes it seem like you could do better job getting a name out of a hat rather than hand picking at this point

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



vols bitch posted:

this is big thread to wake up to but the fact that you would even consider making w98 a mod is :psyduck: and makes it seem like you could do better job getting a name out of a hat rather than hand picking at this point

if you don't pay attention to what people say about what he's done and don't read more than the first post of any of his threads he makes a good impression.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

plain blue jacket posted:

Applewhite has one toe that is essentially a cluster of fungal spores

rename applewhite to "Fungus Amongst Us"

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

rename applewhite to "Fungus Amongst Us"
what the gently caress is that tag

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

what the gently caress is that tag

zdr doing a goof on ol' hellcrew :razz:

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
So who is the mod now?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



facebook jihad posted:

So who is the mod now?

im mod

e: rately confused on this topic as well

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

zdr doing a goof on ol' hellcrew :razz:
i assume Hellcrew = the old Hellthread regulars

still learning this here history on good ol' SA

e: lmao there's a filter for that? since when?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

is Windows giving you red titles from beyond the grave or do you have another special friend

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

is Windows giving you red titles from beyond the grave or do you have another special friend

guessing it's windows

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

i assume Hellcrew = the old Hellthread regulars

still learning this here history on good ol' SA

you got it chief

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

guessing it's windows

loooooool

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

zen death robot posted:

Anime is Blood hates everyone involved with running the site but also is too depressed to just autoban himself and go to reddit so I figured I'd help improve his mood with a little prank. He can always buy back his little tag if he really wanted to.

hey bub I don't hate Lowtax or LadyAmbien, and I complimented your deradiumization

at least give credit where it's due

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
wait, is this thread is about windows 98 the idiot and not windows 98 the computer operating system?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
im a windows 95 man because i loved jezzball and skifree

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



8-Bit Scholar posted:

Maybe you guys should just pay some actual professional to moderate the forums rather than picking the saddest of sad sacks.

I'm now accepting resumes for professional moderator please post them itt

- exp being a big babby bitch for 23.35 years
- too fat to leave my room
-

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

make me a mod and i'll whip this place into shape so fast your head will spin. i'll be like fuckin harry potter except instead of casting wizard spells i'll 6 hr your bitch rear end :boom:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
here is my mod resume

im cool gently caress you

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

make me a mod and i'll whip this place into shape so fast your head will spin. i'll be like fuckin harry potter except instead of casting wizard spells i'll 6 hr your bitch rear end :boom:

Hell Yeah will build a wall and make SA great again

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Hell Yeah, more like Hell No, haha

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

also i'll take over modding the most annoying threads from genesplicer. don't worry genesplicer i've got your back gonna pound these suckers lol :redass:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm in charge around these parts and I say that Hector has got to go

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm gonna do a cartwheel over all the corpses i produce in my first day as moderator of gbs :hellyeah:

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm in charge around these parts and I say that Hector has got to go

Bad dog
*hits you with rolled up newspaper*

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