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A 50S RAYGUN: Aug 22, 2011

behold the wide eyed horror of a man unsure if he is hearing Princeton fireworks or Trenton gunfire

edit something something gunfire page snypa etc

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# ? Jul 5, 2016 06:13

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jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

NotAnArtist posted:

Hey Jeff can you tell me where I could find a woman with a similar haircut and gym aesthetic local to me? Just like, asking for a friend.

Try colorado because this hair seems to be pretty popular here!

# ? Jul 5, 2016 06:27

Kumaton: Mar 6, 2013; OWLBEARS, SON

recoverytrouble posted:

I don't really take selfies, or sit for pics without my team. Have been lurking though, nice goons itt with generally good attitudes toward each other. Keep it up hotties!

I'm not the infant, the champion, nor the fox. Just a scruffy mutt who got super lucky

You look like the coolest dad. Can we shoot bottle rockets on your lawn?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 06:31

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Goons are looking sharp lately. Keep it up, folks.

Celebrating Memorial Day at a brewery.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 06:47

recoverytrouble: Jan 28, 2008

Kumaton posted:

You look like the coolest dad. Can we shoot bottle rockets on your lawn?

"YOU NO GOOD KIDS STAY OFF MY DANG LAWN! Just kidding son, I'll go get you some matches."

It's a balancing act trying to be a cool dad as well as responsible disciplinarian, especially with my 13 year old boy. My end goal is to wind up a really cool granddad. That would be a sweet legacy to leave.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 09:55

recoverytrouble: Jan 28, 2008

Detective Thompson posted:

Goons are looking sharp lately. Keep it up, folks.

Celebrating Memorial Day at a brewery.

That's a dark brew. Looks like it shocked your shirt!

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:00

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

jeff smisek posted:

Dudes and dudettes, can i post a flex selfie? Ive been killin' it at the gym and I've been rather proud of myself. I used to be rail-thin, and I've gained 20lbs of muscle over the past year. Gym life rules

This makes me have feelings.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 12:09

Sarcopenia: May 14, 2014

jeff smisek posted:

Dudes and dudettes, can i post a flex selfie? Ive been killin' it at the gym and I've been rather proud of myself. I used to be rail-thin, and I've gained 20lbs of muscle over the past year. Gym life rules

Don't ever ask if you can post a picture in this thread again. I demand that you do. :allears:

# ? Jul 5, 2016 12:40

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

titties posted:

This makes me have feelings.

https://youtu.be/ksJpuznVJFM

# ? Jul 5, 2016 13:52

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

If we're still.posting reactions to Jeff Smisek's pic I just wanna say that as a 35-year old dude I wish I had your arms.

I've probably got sexier legs though. :colbert:

# ? Jul 5, 2016 14:40

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

I am worried a lot of goons aren't hydrating very well, be safe! :ohdear:

# ? Jul 5, 2016 14:58

Sarcopenia: May 14, 2014

Quiet Feet posted:

If we're still.posting reactions to Jeff Smisek's pic I just wanna say that as a 35-year old dude I wish I had your arms.

I've probably got sexier legs though.

Now you have to post those gams.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 15:19

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Yeah we all got it; Jeff the Flatfish is extremely hot and gets all the attention. Now can you turn it back to me for a moment?

Here is me having some delicious sprouts. Also I am willing to pay anyone $1,500 as a finders fee for anyone that can help find me a girlfriend. (I will give you a extra $1,000 as a bonus if this turns into marriage, I offer this extra bonus as I hope it will motivate you to find me a woman of great quality)

# ? Jul 5, 2016 15:25

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Yeah we all got it; Jeff the Flatfish is extremely hot and gets all the attention. Now can you turn it back to me for a moment?

Here is me having some delicious sprouts. Also I am willing to pay anyone $1,500 as a finders fee for anyone that can help find me a girlfriend. (I will give you a extra $1,000 as a bonus if this turns into marriage, I offer this extra bonus as I hope it will motivate you to find me a woman of great quality)

Post the real teeth farts

# ? Jul 5, 2016 15:32

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

These are my real teeth.

Also I have a 7 inch penis.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 15:35

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

Quiet Feet posted:

If we're still.posting reactions to Jeff Smisek's pic I just wanna say that as a 35-year old dude I wish I had your arms.

Thats sad

# ? Jul 5, 2016 15:37

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME REMEMBER THIS THINGS

# ? Jul 5, 2016 15:37

Sarcopenia: May 14, 2014

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Yeah we all got it; Jeff the Flatfish is extremely hot and gets all the attention. Now can you turn it back to me for a moment?

Here is me having some delicious sprouts. Also I am willing to pay anyone $1,500 as a finders fee for anyone that can help find me a girlfriend. (I will give you a extra $1,000 as a bonus if this turns into marriage, I offer this extra bonus as I hope it will motivate you to find me a woman of great quality)

I come to this thread to get some joy and beauty. Please do not post Romeo Rose ITT.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 16:00

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Romeo Rose in the awkward/ugly thread was so good. Man what a shitshow.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 16:15

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Sarcopenia posted:

I come to this thread to get some joy and beauty.

Alright I'm sorry. Does this redeem me in the eyes of this thread?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 16:18

Sarcopenia: May 14, 2014

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Alright I'm sorry. Does this redeem me in the eyes of this thread?

... Yes

# ? Jul 5, 2016 16:21

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

You have very nicely groomed stubble

# ? Jul 5, 2016 16:39

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

I went for a "falsely n�glig�" look that day. Usually I'm clean shaven and my hair is shorter

# ? Jul 5, 2016 16:43

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Ok Fella posted:

Romeo Rose in the awkward/ugly thread was so good. Man what a shitshow.

The Romeo Rose saga was pretty much the reason that thread lived as long as it did. rip AUG thread, you were occasionally well-behaved between bouts of vitriolic in-fighting

# ? Jul 5, 2016 18:13

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

jeff smisek posted:

Dudes and dudettes, can i post a flex selfie? Ive been killin' it at the gym and I've been rather proud of myself. I used to be rail-thin, and I've gained 20lbs of muscle over the past year. Gym life rules

# ? Jul 5, 2016 18:50

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

The Romeo Rose saga was pretty much the reason that thread lived as long as it did. rip AUG thread, you were occasionally well-behaved between bouts of vitriolic in-fighting

I miss the thread.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 18:54

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

The Romeo Rose saga was pretty much the reason that thread lived as long as it did. rip AUG thread, you were occasionally well-behaved between bouts of vitriolic in-fighting

Yeah I miss it. We just can't have nice things around here apparently.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:00

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

When it was behaving itself it was one of my favorite threads in the sub. unfortunately it often did not behave itself :saddowns:

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:25

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Three months in after being cleared from my broken ankle. Working on getting the weight I lost back, currently sitting at about 225.

I'd bare my midriff but it's made of pizza and creatine

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:58

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

NotAnArtist posted:

Three months in after being cleared from my broken ankle. Working on getting the weight I lost back, currently sitting at about 225.

I'd bare my midriff but it's made of pizza and creatine

wow dude you look incredibly slim in your other pictures, almost too much to have that much bulk on you. nice

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:00

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

When it was behaving itself it was one of my favorite threads in the sub. unfortunately it often did not behave itself

Were there any good stories from this, or is it all 'lets agree to pretend this never happened' type stuff?

Not gonna lie, I'm starting to feel like I really missed out.

edit: wait I think I misread. it was the awkward/ugly thread y'all were talking about, not the dating thread. I can see how the awk/ug thread could have gotten messy.

Ignite Memories has a new favorite as of 20:05 on Jul 5, 2016

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:03

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

NotAnArtist posted:

Three months in after being cleared from my broken ankle. Working on getting the weight I lost back, currently sitting at about 225.

I'd bare my midriff but it's made of pizza and creatine

Did you shave your eyebrows?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:04

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Ignite Memories posted:

edit: wait I think I misread. it was the awkward/ugly thread y'all were talking about, not the dating thread. I can see how the awk/ug thread could have gotten messy.

Yeah, that's the one. It was a magnet for PYF drama, and while I miss having a thread for things/people like Romeo Rose the sub is probably better off without it.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:15

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

NotAnArtist posted:

Three months in after being cleared from my broken ankle. Working on getting the weight I lost back, currently sitting at about 225.

I'd bare my midriff but it's made of pizza and creatine

Dem guns