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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Take care when setting off fireworks

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jpps-fireworks-psa/

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A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
If you don't have lovely rear end Pat McCory as governor your state is better.

God he's the worst.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Bruce Rauner is worse

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Scott
Walker

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Let me google the Kansas governor again...

Anyway this is actually a decent read out of Ricardo Lockette, and Marshawn Lynch is involved.

It's Sam Brownback, he is the worst. Yes worse than Scott Walker.

e: oops I thought this was N/V, still that's not a bad article.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
I love my big, fat, undoubtedly sexually repressed governor.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
My governor is currently in Croatia



Why are you wearing a chef's outfit Governor Dayton

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Jul 5, 2016

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
John Hickenlooper owns

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Mary Fallin is terrible

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
-snip-

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Pops Mgee posted:

Scott
Walker

I hope he dies

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Top Hats Monthly posted:

My governor is currently in Croatia



Why are you wearing a chef's outfit Governor Dayton

Cooking up some grub before the special session to figure out the god drat budget. :suicide:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
After 8 years of Bobby Jindal, I'm happy to have John Bel Edwards as Louisiana's governor. I just hate that everything is now being blamed on him when he's only been in office since January.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Between Scott Walker and Paul Ryan Wisconsin is a top tier fuccboi state

I got drunk last week and spent an hour or so tweeting insults at Paul Ryan

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
As a resident of North Carolina, I still can't say that Pat McCory is worse than Brownback.

There's poo poo-tier and then there's Brownback.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

sam bradford lmao posted:

John Hickenlooper owns

Yeah, he's pretty good. Weed legalized under his watch has been smooth sailing.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
We had Arnold Schwarzenegger and now we have a re-tread

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Yeah, he's pretty good. Weed legalized under his watch has been smooth sailing.

Dude was against it so it's pretty cool that he hasn't tried to block it and gently caress with it

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ross Angeles posted:

We had Arnold Schwarzenegger and now we have a re-tread

A retread so old there is a song about him from back when Jello Biafra was tolerable

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

A retread so old there is a song about him from back when Jello Biafra was tolerable

It's like when the Redskins re-hired Joe Gibbs

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Silly Burrito posted:

After 8 years of Bobby Jindal, I'm happy to have John Bel Edwards as Louisiana's governor. I just hate that everything is now being blamed on him when he's only been in office since January.
hrmmmmm this sounds all too familiar

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I got drunk last week and spent an hour or so tweeting insults at Paul Ryan
And?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I got drunk last week and spent an hour or so tweeting insults at Paul Ryan

Woah I didn't realize Mel was John Boehner

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Bristol is insanely good fun because the cars at the end are driving without hoods, completely messed up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZmaNx-W5k

Woah, noise warning for nascar. I have babies in the next room.

Also the new (old) Cali gov is pretty cool. We keep getting lovely technocrats in WA though.

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Jul 6, 2016

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

effectual posted:

Woah, noise warning for nascar. I have babies in the next room.

Also the new (old) Cali gov is pretty cool. We keep getting lovely technocrats in WA though.

I apologize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLDtJItc1WA&t=11576s

Here is a louder one, babies love the sound of V8s.

The crash bent the steering wheel :gonk:

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
I couldn't sleep so I began work on a Cowboys season preview

Get here soon, season.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
What week does Zeke tear his ACL

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
Early enough to tank the season but enough games in to see the potential that he'll never reach post-surgery.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Swickles on the latest podcast! Very informative, only a couple of dick jokes, and we got to pretty much all the good questions posted a few pages ago

https://soundcloud.com/david-rappoccio-950910196/intentional-sounding-13-podcast-md

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
How many concussions does it take though, Swickles. How many?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Top Hats Monthly posted:

How many concussions does it take though, Swickles. How many?

You get 4 free ones. 5 if you were a moron already.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
/Laurent Robinson approaches field holding helmet and a nearly filled out punch card

Let's shake this etch a sketch mother fuckers

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


This podcast is really cool so far, just wanted to say I enjoy this kind of discussion a lot!

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Why didn't you answer me Swickles, you MD

Major Dick :v:

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Once you become Wes Welker concussion level it's over.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Wes Welker probably thinks his doctor's name is Dr Swickles.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Can't believe you had to explain the gray dick joke :smith:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Vince Naked
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/vince-wilfork-the-centerfold/

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg

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Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

If you haven't already tweeted that to him, you certainly should. He certainly seems like the type to have a good sense of humor, and that is a drat fine joke.

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