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# ? Jul 5, 2016 18:51 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:11 |
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12 HOURS LEFT UNTIL SIGNUPS CLOSE Again, if you haven't already, please double-check the second post and make sure you're on the list!
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:13 |
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Come on Joementum! Don't miss the deadline!
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 23:47 |
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Entry sent. I cut it rather close.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:19 |
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SIGNUPS ARE NOW CLOSED! The answer reveals will start this evening at 6pm Pacific time. Answers are now locked in, so feel free to discuss them in the thread. I'd appreciate it if people didn't just dump their entire entries here, but if you want to post something like, "Man, I put X for question Y, but it was really hard," then that's fine. See you all in 18 hours!
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 08:00 |
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I'm curious about the breakdown of serious versus comedy answers for #2.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 09:24 |
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Never before have I hoped to be so average
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 10:44 |
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Technogeek posted:I'm curious about the breakdown of serious versus comedy answers for #2. There is comedy in anyone Trump picks for his VP.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 13:06 |
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Technogeek posted:I'm curious about the breakdown of serious versus comedy answers for #2. There is no possible difference. Remember that the current front runners for serious answer are and Chris Christie.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 13:15 |
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Rye posted:There is comedy in anyone Trump picks for his VP. Ron Paul!?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 14:49 |
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Guess I've missed the deadline, but here are what my tips would have been so I can still play along at home: 1. This person will be Hillary Clinton's vice-presidential pick. - Elizabeth Warren 2. This person will be Donald Trump's vice-presidential pick - Nikki Haley 3. Following the 2016 elections, the new Speaker of the House will not be Paul Ryan, but instead this person. - Nancy Pelosi 4. Following the 2016 elections, the new Senate Majority Leader will not be Mitch McConnell, but instead this person. - Harry Reid 5. If Donald Trump wins the presidency and the Republicans retain control of the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Trump signs into law, in one to three words. - Build a wall 6. If Hillary Clinton wins the presidency and the Democrats take back control of the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Clinton signs into law, in one to three words. - Minimum wage increase 7. If Hillary Clinton had never existed, this person would have become the 2016 Democratic nominee. - Bernie Sanders 8. If Donald Trump had never existed, this person would have become the 2016 Republican nominee - Marco Rubio 9. This issue will be the defining issue of the 2016 presidential election. - Economy 10. Among people who did not participate in any party’s presidential primary for 2016, this person will have the biggest effect on the 2016 presidential election. - Barack Obama 11. This state will have the most unexpected result in the 2016 presidential election. - New Hampshire is going red. 12. It's late October, and Donald Trump unveils a staggering revelation that causes Hillary Clinton to lose in a landslide. Name it. - Bill Clinton sex scandal. 13. It's mid-July, and Hillary Clinton unveils a staggering revelation that causes Donald Trump to drop out of the race before the convention. Name it. - Forged birth certificate 14. If Hillary Clinton wins the presidency, this will be the first thing Donald Trump publicly blames for his loss. - Immigrants 15. This will be the first thing Barack Obama does after leaving office. - Founds a charity 16. This person will be the next President of the United States. - Hillary Clinton If you put anything different then ead, you're gonna lose.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 16:16 |
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I half-expect everyone who put "Donald Trump" for every single answer is going to win this thing
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:48 |
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gently caress I should have said Puerto Rico for 11.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:13 |
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Meatbag Esq. posted:gently caress I should have said Puerto Rico for 11. 11 is kind of hard anyway, if you know it's going to be unexpected, is it actually unexpected?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:46 |
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:SIGNUPS ARE NOW CLOSED! Pretty much everything that could be brought up by Trump has been, and if it's "Bill Clinton sex scandal" then I still think Hillary would win, cuz the collective US reaction would be "oh god shut up, we already did that with Monica Lewinsky, no one cares anymore". fade5 fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Jul 6, 2016 |
# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:57 |
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fade5 posted:The one that stumped me was number 12. Most of the other stuff I could come up with something plausible (or something that I thought other goons might say), but I just drew a complete blank on anything Trump could possibly come up with that would make Hillary lose. I found something. Goon hivemind probably won't agree, but it would work.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 20:17 |
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Gyges posted:11 is kind of hard anyway, if you know it's going to be unexpected, is it actually unexpected? I definitely went all in on trying too hard to be funny.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 20:33 |
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12 was the hardest for me too, but I'm happy with my answer. Also, I'm pretty sure I got the only correct answer to 10.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 20:37 |
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Blurred posted:Guess I've missed the deadline, but here are what my tips would have been so I can still play along at home: This is boring. You're boring. I went about half and half funny and serious. 12 was really easy, but I couldn't come up with 3 for the life of me, because I desperately wanted to say a name other than Pelosi. 15 was easily my favorite one to answer though. I have like three I had to choose between, but I made the right call.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:12 |
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Yoshifan823 posted:I went about half and half funny and serious. 12 was really easy, but I couldn't come up with 3 for the life of me, because I desperately wanted to say a name other than Pelosi. 15 was easily my favorite one to answer though. I have like three I had to choose between, but I made the right call. See, I just stuck with a Republican for 3 as my super boring answer. And yeah, 15 is gonna be full of winners.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:21 |
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Capfalcon posted:See, I just stuck with a Republican for 3 as my super boring answer. Same, but I'm probably wrong I hope at least one person put Eric Cantor though, just for kicks...
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:29 |
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The hardest one for me was 6. In the end I went with a dumb meme for that one. I could think of two answers to 12. One was "Bill raped a girl on Epstein's jet," which I guess would have been lumped with "Bill Clinton sex scandal," but I decided against it.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:21 |
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Your Harry Reid guess is almost certain to be IRL wrong, for what its worth, seeing as he's retiring this cycle.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:35 |
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All right, time to get this show on the road! Here's how this is going to work:
Question 1: This person will be Hillary Clinton's vice-presidential pick.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:00 |
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Question 1: This person will be Hillary Clinton's vice-presidential pick. Julian Castro - 21 seiferguy Quovak Necc0 Dolash Junior G-man Venomous Ogmius815 Haschel Cedricson Koishi Komeiji Aesculus MaxNV DemeaninDemon Slaan Super Librarian ieatsoap6 Brigadier Sockface The Iron Llama True Blue Triumph Capfalcon Reason Nessus Tim Kaine - 16 KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD Riptor Technogeek Lord Hydronium Gyges whitey delenda est Alris Grundulum Pinterest Mom AKA Pseudonym Ron Roenicke FairGame One More Fat Nerd MisterJed MaxxBot ComradeCosmobot Elizabeth Warren - 9 System Metternich Coohoolin Rye Chokes McGee Cliff Racer DarklyDreaming StandardVC10 Adar Silver2195 Tom Perez - 5 Phi Fi Fo Fum Salvor_Hardin Grey Fox fade5 HisMajestyBOB Bill Clinton - 3 Meat Recital SHISHKABOB Budzilla Joe Biden - 2 tentative8e8op Don We Now Bernie Sanders - 2 Vegetables bewilderment ACES: a milquetoast moderate white dude - Alfred P. Pseudonym An empty can of root beer - Goldfish Marco Rubio - gently caress HARAMBE Joaquin Castro (or is it Julian? the world may never know) - Yoshifan823 Head Coach of the most Glorious Ohio State University Urban Meyer - C. Everett Koop Email Server that Writes Directly to Truecrypt with 2 Factor Authentication - Meatbag Esq. Fidel Castro - Cruel and Unusual
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:05 |
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It begins! Let's do this!
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:07 |
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Joaquín Castro
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:08 |
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Well, I think we know who the optimists and pessimists are now.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:09 |
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Tied for an early lead
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:09 |
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Scores after question 1:code:
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:10 |
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Thus continues a proud tradition of being in the third or fourth placed group every question!
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:11 |
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Oh god dammit! Why didn't I guess Vince McMahon? It seems so obvious now.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:13 |
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Question 2: This person will be Donald Trump's vice-presidential pick. Chris Christie - 24 Coohoolin KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD seiferguy Phi Fi Fo Fum gently caress HARAMBE Lord Hydronium Rye Chokes McGee Ogmius815 Cliff Racer Haschel Cedricson Koishi Komeiji Aesculus MaxNV Alris Slaan Super Librarian bewilderment Brigadier Sockface Ron Roenicke Budzilla Capfalcon Reason fade5 Newt Gingrich - 14 Quovak Riptor Dolash DemeaninDemon Adar Salvor_Hardin Pinterest Mom AKA Pseudonym Grey Fox Cruel and Unusual FairGame One More Fat Nerd MaxxBot ComradeCosmobot Ivanka Trump - 5 Necc0 Gyges StandardVC10 Grundulum HisMajestyBOB Donald Trump - 4 Technogeek Yoshifan823 ieatsoap6 MisterJed Vince McMahon - 2 Venomous The Iron Llama David Duke - 2 Meatbag Esq. Nessus ACES: Michelle Bachmann - Meat Recital Joe the Plumber - System Metternich Bill Clinton - SHISHKABOB Joe Biden - tentative8e8op Mike Tyson - Alfred P. Pseudonym ditto - Goldfish Joni Ernst - Junior G-man Oprah Winfrey - Vegetables Mary Fallin - whitey delenda est Franklin Graham - DarklyDreaming Bernie Sanders - Don We Now Head Coach of the most Wonderful Ohio State University Urban Meyer - C. Everett Koop Ben Carson - True Blue Triumph Sarah Palin - Silver2195 TheOneAndOnlyT fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jul 7, 2016 |
# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:15 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Oh god dammit! Why didn't I guess Vince McMahon? It seems so obvious now. Nah, looks like you made the right call the first time. EDIT: That John Miller vote really should have counted for Donald Trump if you ask me. ComradeCosmobot fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Jul 7, 2016 |
# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:17 |
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drat I did not expect to lose my perfect score this early.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:19 |
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I really thought more people would have gone with Ivanka.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:19 |
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Scores after question 2:code:
TheOneAndOnlyT fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jul 7, 2016 |
# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:20 |
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ComradeCosmobot posted:EDIT: That John Miller vote really should have counted for Donald Trump if you ask me. EDIT: Answers and standings should now be accurate.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:21 |
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Question 3: Following the 2016 elections, the new Speaker of the House will not be Paul Ryan, but instead this person. Nancy Pelosi - 28 seiferguy System Metternich Quovak Riptor Phi Fi Fo Fum Dolash Vegetables Lord Hydronium Cliff Racer Aesculus MaxNV DemeaninDemon Slaan Yoshifan823 Adar Super Librarian ieatsoap6 bewilderment Grundulum Pinterest Mom AKA Pseudonym Brigadier Sockface Cruel and Unusual The Iron Llama True Blue Triumph MisterJed Silver2195 Nessus Kevin McCarthy - 8 KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD Junior G-man Rye Haschel Cedricson Alris Salvor_Hardin Budzilla Capfalcon Louie Gohmert - 4 Meat Recital Alfred P. Pseudonym FairGame MaxxBot Elizabeth Warren - 2 SHISHKABOB Koishi Komeiji Jim Jordan - 2 Necc0 Grey Fox Steve Scalise - 2 gently caress HARAMBE Ron Roenicke Donald Trump - 2 Ogmius815 HisMajestyBOB Daniel Webster - 2 whitey delenda est ComradeCosmobot ACES: Bill Flores - Coohoolin Jim Clyburn - tentative8e8op Elmo - Goldfish Steve King (R-IA) - Technogeek Rand Paul - Venomous Newt Gingrich - Chokes McGee Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage - Gyges Dianne Feinstein - DarklyDreaming Hologram Ronald Reagan, the only simulated person the entire GOP caucus can still unite behind - StandardVC10 who cares? - Don We Now Co-Offensive Coordinator of the most Fabulous Ohio State University Ed Warriner - C. Everett Koop Boris Johnson after Reclaiming His US Citizenship - Meatbag Esq. Paul Ryan - One More Fat Nerd Marco Rubio - Reason Chuck Schumer - fade5
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:25 |
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Scores after question 3:code:
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:30 |