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axolotl farmer posted:
Oh God, that's awful. I was just talking to my girlfriend on Sunday about magic tricks like that, and how there's a video of a magician doing it with styrofoam cups where he messes up and slams his hand on the wrong cup. Her reaction was something like an extended 
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chitoryu12 posted:Oh God, that's awful. I was just talking to my girlfriend on Sunday about magic tricks like that, and how there's a video of a magician doing it with styrofoam cups where he messes up and slams his hand on the wrong cup. Her reaction was something like an extended Mostly, I feel bad for the lady, but there is definitely some hilarity in there. Notice the "illusionist" laughing like they're in on a joke together, then doing a double-take and making GBS threads his pants when he realizes he's just stabbed a woman on live television. Also, the way the hostess slowly wobbles, and sinks down until just her eyes are visible over the counter. Finally, notice how the "illusionist" immediately covers the hole with his thumb as soon as he realizes what's up; it looks like this might not be the first magical mishap puncture wound he's had to treat. Final schadenfreude: quote:In a video posted to Facebook following the show, Ms Rogalska appeared alongside her Question for Breakfast co-presenter Tomasz Kammel and the illusionist to stress there was no bad blood with the talent show contestant.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Her overlords made her go on television and pretend not to want the guy's balls surgically removed and made into a necklace for her to wear as a warning to future guest performers. Or, here's a thought, maybe she realized it was an accident and that he didn't mean to hurt her?
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Chichevache posted:Every 6 months Take No Prisoners! releases a compilation of every motorcycle wreck they can find. The motorcycle forums find it very useful as a teaching aid I didn't make it too far but does the girl ever manage to start her scooter with kickstarting the stand?
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30 seconds into the motorbike crash super-compilation a dude crashes into a stone wall and start making that waking snoring noise that usually indicates "My brain has stopped working properly for the moment". I hate that noise so much. 
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Chichevache posted:Every 6 months Take No Prisoners! releases a compilation of every motorcycle wreck they can find. The motorcycle forums find it very useful as a teaching aid Is that Gettin' Jiggy Wit It in the first clip?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:30 seconds into the motorbike crash super-compilation a dude crashes into a stone wall and start making that waking snoring noise that usually indicates "My brain has stopped working properly for the moment". I hate that noise so much. If that's the case, it must be awful having to listen to yourself make it constantly!
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Magic Hate Ball posted:If that's the case, it must be awful having to listen to yourself make it constantly! godammit 
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Magic Hate Ball posted:If that's the case, it must be awful having to listen to yourself make it constantly! 
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Started watching it and was like "Wow that's taking a long time to move, this must be like a 20 min compilation!" and nope, 2 1/2 hours. I'm about 30 mins through it, and 99% of these seem to be people on bikes either being retarded or just loving up. There's the occasional "Whoops there's a semi" (that truck one in the beginning where the guy bounces off the sign is loving brutal), but man for as much as I see people bitch about HOW DARE YOU NOT BE CAREFUL CYCLISTS ON BOTH MOTORBIKES AND BICYCLES HAVE RULES OF THE ROAD AS WELL TREAT ME LIKE A SPECIAL VEGAN FLOWER OF THE ROAD most of these guys in the video just seem like tards. No wonder they call these things organ donors. Only thing is, after the big hits, I don't think the organs are in the best shape anymore...
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If you watch a Russian dashcam compilation you'd feel the same way about cars.
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Trudat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R64htYJSk7I So many fireworks in so many buttholes... FAILARMY
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Imagine four motorcycles at the edge of a cliff. Cars work the same way.
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I didn't bang chicks in a cliffside view on a motorcycle, that's for drat sure.
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Thank you work for providing me with such a boring day that I watched an entire two hour and forty three minute video of motorcycle crashes.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Trudat. Waited 5 minutes, but was rewarded with the OH JESUS man.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Started watching it and was like "Wow that's taking a long time to move, this must be like a 20 min compilation!" and nope, 2 1/2 hours. As I said in CA these crashes almost all break down into three categories: - Inappropriate speed for the conditions - Inappropriate talent for the conditions - Russia. Obviously there's a lot of overlap in those categories but that middle one accounts for by far the majority of them, and in some cases "conditions" includes "being on any road". The sheer amount of crashes that are just either target-fixating off the outside a corner or dumping the clutch at low speed is terrifying.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Waited 5 minutes, but was rewarded with the OH JESUS man. One of my favourite videos of all time, just when you think it's over he freaks out again about the bush. Glorious.
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Rich sports man doesn't pay his taxes. Rich sports man not rich enough to weasel his way out of it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36721892 Rich sports man going to jail.
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Don't worry, it's Spain, I doubt the bribes will be too expensive
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88h88 posted:One of my favourite videos of all time, just when you think it's over he freaks out again about the bush. Glorious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5aNplaUbtc
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ultrabindu posted:Rich sports man doesn't pay his taxes. Rich sports man not rich enough to weasel his way out of it. Literally in the article you linked it says they won't be going to jail.
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ultrabindu posted:Rich sports man doesn't pay his taxes. Rich sports man not rich enough to weasel his way out of it. It's literally the 4th line BBC News posted:However, neither man is expected to serve time in jail.
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I was thinking it and there it is... 
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Lol if you thought Messi is going anywhere near a jail.
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exploding mummy posted:
Russel Brand got fat.
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Bip Roberts posted:I hope they were injured, and badly. This should be the new thread title.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Trudat. Who's the guy at the end of this? E: oh wait, it's the parachute guy, never mind. Thought it was a different clip with someone else I was supposed to recognize.
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exploding mummy posted:
The schadenfreude is on wrestling fans for wanting TNA to die.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Waited 5 minutes, but was rewarded with the OH JESUS man. I talked about that on the 4th after we finished our fireworks display. Unfortunately I missed it because I was still driving around the circle to the house (the neighborhood had a bunch of houses around a lake and everyone gets in their backyards and shoots fireworks over the lake), but apparently a few houses down the launcher tipped over and began firing at the house. My girlfriend's dad had a nasty accident 4 years ago that was entirely the fault of him being a stupid redneck. He always prides himself on huge fireworks displays with expensive, illegal fireworks like big mortars. Long story short, he piled up all the fireworks in one spot near the launch area and some sparks fell on them. People were diving under tables (yanking kids down with them) or climbing fences to get away from the explosion. Future father-in-law ended up in the hospital for burns so severe that he was bedridden for days after he got home. He's safer now, but you still end up occasionally having a fragment falling on your head if you stand too close to his displays.
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Testekill posted:The schadenfreude is on wrestling fans for wanting TNA to die. 
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goddamnedtwisto posted:As I said in CA these crashes almost all break down into three categories: One of the crashes is someone driving into the sun, audibly saying "I can't see anything." Then accelerating straight into the back of a car.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Trudat. Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Schadenfreude Thread: So many fireworks in so many buttholes.
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Data Graham posted:Who's the guy at the end of this? Was that dude trying to land on the torch and just missed?
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Speaking of horrible motorcycle accidents, its not always the motorcyclists fault. We're just apparently invisible. I stopped for a school bus that was unloading (and had kids literally in the street crossing it) when a lady rear-ended me going ~30 miles per hour. I went up onto her hood and my head smashed a big hole through her windshield. Then when the cops showed up she started screaming at them. Turns out she had a fake license, fake insurance, stolen plates, and my insurance wouldn't cover it because the police mis-filed the report. So -1 motorcycle. Also I got super lucky to not snap my spine, because I had a license plate in my backpack for my other bike that I was coming back from the tax office with that took the brunt of the blow to my lower back from her hood.
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