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Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Baronjutter posted:

Why are you a cat now?!

Also I've been seeing a lot of stump-tailed coons lately. Maybe it's a trend?

All of them were fully tailed, this one just ended up on the other side of the fence.

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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Nah I mean I real life. I've been seeing a lot of stump-tails in my hood.

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:

Baronjutter posted:

Why are you a cat now?!

Also I've been seeing a lot of stump-tailed coons lately. Maybe it's a trend?

They have made a terrible deal with evolution, giving up one ring's-worth of tail for every advance toward opposable thumbs. If you ever see a raccoon with -no- tail, know that no lock will keep them from their trashy goals.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Our locks keep the homeless people out, but we have to keep the locks on the bottle recycling bin unlocked because they just cut those. When raccoons start walking around with bolt cutters I'll be worried.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Baronjutter posted:

Our locks keep the homeless people out, but we have to keep the locks on the bottle recycling bin unlocked because they just cut those. When raccoons start walking around with bolt cutters I'll be worried.

Are you sure the raccoons aren't already carrying around bolt cutters?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Good ol' Bob Ross and friend!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:


Mistakes were made

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
This guy, @RaccoonTodd, periscopes his local raccoons. He's streaming right now.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Don't call them trash pandas. The correct term is Toilet Bear

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I watched that stream for a while last night and the guy was saying how one of the babies that visits is completely blind, but the mom make sure she gets enough food. It didn't look any skinnier than the other kits.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

twistedmentat posted:

I watched that stream for a while last night and the guy was saying how one of the babies that visits is completely blind, but the mom make sure she gets enough food. It didn't look any skinnier than the other kits.

URL? And what time does the fun begin?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Bored posted:

URL? And what time does the fun begin?

He's on Periscope under @RaccoonTodd, you can just add him to follow and it will tell you when he's on air.

Oh yea, there's a site for them too http://rocketraccoon.net/

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
http://i.imgur.com/39eBpsF.mp4

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Raccoon Hitler

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

He's just waiting for a high five!

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/searexx/status/753030735271829504

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I have never wanted to be able to talk to animals more

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Pokemon Go is even popular among Raccoons!

Faithless
Dec 1, 2006

The Woke Coon

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

twistedmentat posted:

Pokemon Go is even popular among Raccoons!

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

So I'm visiting a little island and heard an amazing story. A local b&b owner hated coons so would live trap them then take them to a huge cliff and threw them off. On day the coon got the upper hand and he ended up falling off instead.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
What the gently caress kind of piece of poo poo would do that to an animal he got exactly what he deserved

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

The local wildlife rescue lady hated him and was not sad. She apparently wanted to leave a stuffed toy raccoons on his grave. Local residents were joking "raccoons 1 humans 0". Although the dude probably threw a lot of them over the cliff.

I only ever hear crazy stories like this on these little odd islands.

Also the humming birds here are out of control and one landed on my hand !

Can't find a news article to back up these stories just one of a dog chasing a coon falling off. But they say they try to keep drama like this out of the media for the surviving family's sake.

Baronjutter has a new favorite as of 07:16 on Jul 17, 2016

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Baronjutter posted:

Also the humming birds here are out of control and one landed on my hand !

Are you, in fact, Snow White?

Irving
Jun 21, 2003

Well, don't leave him hanging!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I read that a Racoon can loose up to 50% of its bodyweight during the winter. Guess that means I should leave more food out for them.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
They're just preparing for the beach

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


Stop doing that to the poor raccoons :mad:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

and stop doing that to my poor browser

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
All Raccoons Deserve Birthdays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM0I_tlD2pQ

Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004

A few nice raccoons live in my neighborhood.





goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
In honor of reaching 3333 posts on this god-forsaken website here is another dump of PRECIOUS fur babies wow











Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Adorable toilet bears!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Adorable toilet bears!

Shower bears!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




pictured: me trying to find myself

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Wasabi the J posted:

Shower bears!



He's just trying to help him wash.

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

puck puck goose posted:

In honor of reaching 3333 posts on this god-forsaken website here is another dump of PRECIOUS fur babies wow



It's so weird to me that so many raccoon pets are in Russia. And also that that there's so many KFC food/drink options there.

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