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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RoRz0r posted:



am i doing this right?

da motha fuckin share zone

Yes! Not on it!

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Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to

treiz01 posted:

For a while I was banging this chick, but what killed it was in the morning when we were both looking at our phones she would bray like a donkey every 5 seconds and just have to show me a minion meme on facebook. She was a good little cocksucker and on the pill too, but goddamn I can only stand so much.

Lmao u typed this

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

All anglo-saxon names. White chicks be cray-cray.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
It's missing Chelsea, so it's wrong as gently caress

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

ElGroucho posted:

It's missing Chelsea, so it's wrong as gently caress

This name definitely belongs on there.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

My dogs name is Abby uh oh

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

this owns

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Ill Peripheral posted:

Lol what do your Facebook posts look like?

Nothing really, I've given up on Facebook.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Rap Music and Dope posted:

Lmao u typed this
he had sex, of course he's gonna brag about it. personally i think it's a disgusting act that no one should do but i'm not gonna sexshame

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009












Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Lmao god loving dammit. Is this person actually on your Facebook?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


NUUUUUUU THAR GUNNA POISON AR GUMBALL

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

americans comparing political issues to candy, junk food

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
*shares some more Amiri King videos and memes*

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

:wtc: What is even the point of this one?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

if you see this you must post "glory be to mr skeletal on high" or you will be cursed by Minion memes forevermore

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Dreddout posted:

:wtc: What is even the point of this one?

That Jesus is a piece of poo poo that made a little girl watch her dad do a murder-suicide and did nothing to stop it

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Dreddout posted:

:wtc: What is even the point of this one?

Combination email chain nonsense and share scamming. Praying on two kinds of idiots at once.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

notZaar posted:

Praying on two kinds of idiots at once.
nice

HASSAN CHOP!
Jul 5, 2016




Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Quote-Unquote posted:

That Jesus is a piece of poo poo that made a little girl watch her dad do a murder-suicide and did nothing to stop it

Ummmmmm........ actually God works in mysterious ways. Go to church

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
God was calling her parents to heaven early, they lucked out. If the little girl hadn't been hiding she could have escaped earth sooner as well.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
da share zone

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Excuse me da motha fuckin share zone

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

vyst posted:

Excuse me da motha fuckin share zone

Namaste

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Captain Yossarian posted:

Lmao god loving dammit. Is this person actually on your Facebook?

Yes, I grew up with her, too. Not sure when she turned super wacko but she posts creationist poo poo from time to time.

Hilarious poo poo. I never comment.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

vyst posted:

Excuse me da motha fuckin share zone

Still wrong =

da motha fuckin share z0ne

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

um the whole point of easter was they took jesus down off the cross and put him in a grave cave and then he came back to life and moved the stone away and was all lol

HELLO DO YOU EVEN READ UR BIBLES

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Howard Beale posted:

um the whole point of easter was they took jesus down off the cross and put him in a grave cave and then he came back to life and moved the stone away and was all lol

HELLO DO YOU EVEN READ UR BIBLES

Lol if you think literally anyone that talks about Jesus in fb has ever read a Bible

a cloth map
Oct 29, 2011

No thanks. I'm a Government man.


Those Christian bakers.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Spend one fat dime by the looks of that guy

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Still wrong =

da motha fuckin share z0ne

poo poo. namaste

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Spend one fat dime by the looks of that guy

I doubt he's ever turned down vienna sausage or potted meat in his life.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Tricky D posted:

I doubt he's ever turned down vienna sausage or potted meat in his life.

he looks more like a liver mush guy to me.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

my brother shared this one a few years ago

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

you know how facebook never loads comments on an item shared by a page unless you click "view comments?" seemingly the only exception are pages that share pics that say "TYPE 'AMEN' IF YOU AGREE," which means that every two seconds someone else types in "AMEN" and fucks with your newsfeed

i'm sure this is a feature and not a bug because zuckerberg is a piece of poo poo

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

a cloth map posted:



Those Christian bakers.

Is this the same guy that talks about putting lipstick on pigs?

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Anderron Shi posted:

Is this the same guy that talks about putting lipstick on pigs?

LYING LIBTARD SWINE with CHEAP COMMIE loving LIPSTICK on their POUTING BEAUTIFUL LYING PIGGY LIPS

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
He fuckin loves swine lol

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