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Customer Service, invented by humans, innovated on by Clown Emporium, doesn't work yet.
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Community Management, invented by the games industry, innovated on by Clown Emporium, has created a rabid toxic fanbase, doesn't work yet
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Jul 6, 2016 22:56
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Developer Videos, invented by the games industry, innovated on by Clown Emporium, have now been cancelled
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Jul 6, 2016 22:57
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SomethingJones posted:Room decompression: SOMETHINGJONES VS. MOMA "Begin!" 
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Jul 6, 2016 22:57
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SomethingJones posted:Armour Types: hahaha
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Jul 6, 2016 22:57
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Releasing a game, invented by game publishers, innovated on by Clown Emporium, 5 years and $117 million later and doesn't work yet
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Jul 6, 2016 22:58
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SomethingJones posted:And then try and pass it off as an "investment". Lol @ people who call their video game purchase an "investment". Throwing money into the SC dumpster fire, putting it into a mutual fund, same difference
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Jul 6, 2016 23:00
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I'm waiting for one single piece of innovation. Where is it? Even if it's in one of their """""""concept"""""""" videos? Where is it? Disco Lando said to the whole Star Citizen community just yesterday, "Show don't TELL" - so show me? Where is it? Where is it? If someone tells me "the CONCEPT is innovative" they will literally be laughed off the internet.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:01
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Foo Diddley posted:Lol @ people who call their video game purchase an "investment". Throwing money into the SC dumpster fire, putting it into a mutual fund, same difference That sound you hear is 1.3 million monocles popping out and hitting the floor
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Jul 6, 2016 23:03
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My MoMA said, "To get things done you better not mess with Major Tom."
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Jul 6, 2016 23:05
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Foo Diddley posted:Lol @ people who call their video game purchase an "investment". Throwing money into the SC dumpster fire, putting it into a mutual fund, same difference i like it when they call it an investment and then casually go "well win some lose some its a risk" As if losing 100% of your "investment" is a common occurrence.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:10
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SurfaceDetail posted:i like it when they call it an investment and then casually go "well win some lose some its a risk" Even in the best case scenario, they're just going to get a video game. You're not exactly gonna send the kids to college with that But then again, who will need college when we're all living in the 'verse? Those kids will be the haves and all us skeptics who didn't buy in early enough will be the have-nots
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Jul 6, 2016 23:13
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SurfaceDetail posted:i like it when they call it an investment and then casually go "well win some lose some its a risk" All those people have 'invested' all that money in Chris Roberts, and the only innovation that has occurred is that PayPal won't chargeback crowdfunding payments anymore
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Jul 6, 2016 23:13
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Jul 6, 2016 23:19
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well yea the whole investment argument is retarded to begin with. But extra retarded because they think investments are like betting on black on roulette. Honestly they seem like preorders pretty straightforward, at least for game packages and ships. I paid for access to a game and digital goods to use in the game. Preorders by precedent are refundable according to several cases. Its not a donation. You clearly pick out what game package and ship you want, then buy it. Its not like the loving red cross where you just cut them a check. "well theyre gonna use it on development, its a donation".. Well no poo poo poo poo for brains. Every company uses the revenue it receives to make products. CIG is not unique or a special snowflake company. I mean any commando reading this, if you preordered BF1/Mass effect/etc and they cancelled the game, you gonna go "well win some lose some?" You can preorder any game right this second and then get a refund at any point up until you play the game.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:22
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Jul 6, 2016 23:24
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these are good I approve. Tthought they had 25 year banned you.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:25
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SurfaceDetail posted:i like it when they call it an investment and then casually go "well win some lose some its a risk" Gonna go to atlantic city and invest in some blackjack and slots.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:25
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Wafflz posted:Gonna go to atlantic city and invest in some blackjack and slots. I invested in the Eagles last year to at least make it to the NFCCG. Well easy come easy go thats investing for ya.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:27
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SurfaceDetail posted:I invested in the Eagles last year to at least make it to the NFCCG. Well easy come easy go thats investing for ya. I bought some shares in that big powerball fund but it didn't pan out.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:28
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Welp, guess it is time to hunker down with my slippers, robe and pipe and feast my eyes on the Wing Commander novel. Time to stoke up the fireplace as I settle in for the night.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:29
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SurfaceDetail posted:these are good I approve. Tthought they had 25 year banned you. So did they  
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Jul 6, 2016 23:30
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Lol, m0ma got rekt by our official scribe.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:32
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Foo Diddley posted:Even in the best case scenario, they're just going to get a video game. You're not exactly gonna send the kids to college with that You gotta love the citizens. The honestly believe that this will be the game to end all games. Everyone will want to be in on this . Real businesses will need to have a presence in Star Citizen if they want to compete in the marketplace! Like Second Life, but better! Of the 7 billion people on the planet, 1 out of 100 will be on star citizen. Guaranteed! That's like 700 million people! And the people holding the ships will be the ones wielding the power. So look out Taco Bell! If you want to set up shop in this corner of the verse, you need to pay for protection from my mighty fleet! Hey, how is Second Life doing anyhow? I haven't checked in since the Second Life Safari days.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:32
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"Afterburner" is a feature listed on the Star Citizen Features list. Pulsar Lost Colony has procedurally generated galaxies, 5 player classes and 3 playable factions. Star Citizen doesn't have any of that, but it has an innovative 'afterburner'
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Jul 6, 2016 23:35
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Did Robberts write the Wig Commander novels? I would legit read them to see what we're in for in S42 if that's the case
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Jul 6, 2016 23:38
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SomethingJones posted:"Afterburner" is a feature listed on the Star Citizen Features list. You can also buy brown shoes
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Jul 6, 2016 23:39
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I mean I have to hand it to CIG this is the first time you can buy a baseball cap in a spaceship game set 900 years in the future.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:41
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Ahem, actually the enemy's gate is down
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Jul 6, 2016 23:41
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I am ded
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Jul 6, 2016 23:42
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MoMA I'm just going to the fridge here to grab another beer, so if I might not see any replies for a few minutes Just a bit of basic courtesy there MoMA, I like to win friends and influence people. Sandi is my role model after all.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:46
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Barn Folk posted:Real businesses will need to have a presence in Star Citizen if they want to compete in the marketplace! Like Second Life, but better! My favorite "businesses in Second Life" story ended with some higher-up at Nintendo getting e-molested while he was AFK, and the footage being played while he was giving his presentation E3 seems kind of weaksauce compared to that
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Jul 6, 2016 23:48
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Foo Diddley posted:My favorite "businesses in Second Life" story ended with some higher-up at Nintendo getting e-molested while he was AFK, and the footage being played while he was giving his presentation You really need to post links to this sort of stuff.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:49
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MarcusSA posted:You really need to post links to this sort of stuff. I'm looking for it, dammit A-ha! http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=22495.0 Also, the place I originally saw it was right here on the forums, apparently: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=2886637&pagenumber=8#post345639523 Foo Diddley fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jul 6, 2016 |
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Jul 6, 2016 23:51
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Ken Major Tom.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:54
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https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/750817938932920320
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Jul 6, 2016 23:57
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No you see, they forgot a comma so it should read, Invalid , Is a feature. So all the reports are really features. paarp
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Jul 6, 2016 23:58
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Lime Tonics posted:No you see, they forgot a comma so it should read, Yeah I am marking them as invalid reports because they are game features  I am helping!
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That's a big one.
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