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Captain Yossarian posted:Yeah OP how heavy is everyone involved here? do you mean, how heavily are they involved, or how heavy are they? how is that relevant?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:24 |
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insufficient guns posted:idgi op, do you not have any irl friends you can talk to about sex? coming to a forum full of nerds to brag about having sex seems a little desperate not everyone "gets" open relationships so no I don't talk to many people irl about it at all
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:25 |
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echinopsis posted:do you mean, how heavily are they involved, or how heavy are they? how is that relevant? Its asking are you banging a bunch of fatties
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:03 |
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saying all women love being deep throated is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:14 |
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just wnat to chime in and say keep doin yoiu echi and bein positive bunch of cynical goons in here, so I wanted to balance it out
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:17 |
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Troposphere posted:saying all women love being deep throated is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen yea if you take it literally.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:18 |
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KoRMaK posted:yea if you take it literally. it is dumb no matter how you take it
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:21 |
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"All/most the women I've been with" is how I read it. Cuz I dont think echi actually means everyone in the world, even the ones he hasnt dild his deez
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:25 |
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Troposphere posted:saying all women love being deep throated is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen No way you love being deep throated, you just don't know it yet
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:33 |
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echinopsis posted:do you mean, how heavily are they involved, or how heavy are they? how is that relevant? Well. If they are fat they are probably more likely to gently caress weird small penis men, so it would explain how you suddenly went from not even being able to please your wife to having sex with lots of women.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:37 |
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echinopsis posted:I feel sleazy writing details so this is a way to do that? Look, mate, if you aren't going to write sexy then the only one getting off here is you.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:41 |
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Nirvikalpa posted:No way you love being deep throated, you just don't know it yet when I was trying real hard to be straight giving blowjobs was one of the worst things I've ever experienced tbh
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:46 |
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mm yeah baby I love when my tmj makes my jaw cramp up keep goin
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:47 |
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Carmant posted:Well. If they are fat they are probably more likely to gently caress weird small penis men, so it would explain how you suddenly went from not even being able to please your wife to having sex with lots of women. Deets?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:49 |
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Sorry but Im going to have to hijack this thread because there are a LOT of poorly supported "facts" flying around here and Im not going to relax until we figure out the accurate percentage of women who enjoy deep throating, and how much childhood trauma they suffered
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:07 |
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God forbid this wonderful beacon of a quality thread get hijacked
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:12 |
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After reviewing the evidence of the thread, there are many viewpoints, such as: all women hate blowjobs and possibly are broken in the head, and another that cant tell the difference between a girl and an oreck commercial, and well, as the wise creators of south park often say, maybe the truth is in the middle, minus the one girl who says she doesnt like blowjobs either so I think this puts us at a solid 49%
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:16 |
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Troposphere posted:God forbid this wonderful beacon of a quality thread get hijacked You don't think this thread is incredibly informative?
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 01:03 |
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How much you and your wife tilt that scale op? Substantiation adds post value.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 01:43 |
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Nirvikalpa posted:You don't think this thread is incredibly informative? it is informing me how insufferable I find most people who are in open relationships
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 01:45 |
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Nirvikalpa posted:You don't think this thread is incredibly informative? It's great. People always get weird about this stuff, so it's good to see that echi is actually willing to talk about it without it getting too weird. I admire his openness and enthusiasm. God forbid someone has an E/N thread that's more about the E than the N.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 01:49 |
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I don't even know what E/N means anymore but yeah some of you guys (basically everyone in this thread that I don't know)... show some respect for the humans involved would ya!
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:07 |
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echinopsis posted:I don't even know what E/N means anymore En boils down to the lack of good sex.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:10 |
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lmao you loser
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:23 |
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Darth123123 posted:How much you and your wife tilt that scale op? Substantiation adds post value.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 02:53 |
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look mate I'm not gonna take your bait. poo poo's irrelevant. go ahead and assume what you want but you'll probably be wrong
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 03:01 |
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echinopsis posted:I don't even know what E/N means anymore Haha okay youre right tell us more about these hotties my man
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 03:24 |
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well generally they're open minded and have to be concerned and completely aware that I am committed to someone else
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 03:32 |
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so in general that doesn't leave boatloads of people around.. but they're all interesting people. all pretty well adjusted, normal social people. just sweet open minds about sex, probably sick of average sex from randoms but not in a place to commit to a long term relationship. heaps of these people are just out of long relationships with average dudes, probably dudes much like the terrible posters in this thread
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 03:40 |
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echinopsis posted:so in general that doesn't leave boatloads of people around.. but they're all interesting people. all pretty well adjusted, normal social people. just sweet open minds about sex, probably sick of average sex from randoms but not in a place to commit to a long term relationship. heaps of these people are just out of long relationships with average dudes, probably dudes much like the terrible posters in this thread Lol
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 03:43 |
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condemn this guy to the thunderdome and force him to write better erotic fiction tia
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 05:51 |
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Troposphere posted:saying all women love being deep throated is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen I've been keeping statistics on this for years and have several large hard drives filled with video evidence, but unfortunately I've heard no responses back from any of the scientific journals I've contacted. Big Pharma doesn't want everyone to know the benefits of open relationships and deepthroating.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 06:05 |
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BooLoo posted:Brace yourself, my torpedo is rapidly closing in on your harbour! gettin strafed by the RAF to a harrowing climax
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 07:21 |
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echinopsis posted:so in general that doesn't leave boatloads of people around.. but they're all interesting people. all pretty well adjusted, normal social people. just sweet open minds about sex, probably sick of average sex from randoms but not in a place to commit to a long term relationship. heaps of these people are just out of long relationships with average dudes, probably dudes much like the terrible posters in this thread lmao so being poly or w/e gives you sexual superpowers, okay
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 10:58 |
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correlation not causation mate
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 11:23 |
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insufficient guns posted:lmao so being poly or w/e gives you sexual superpowers, okay so does being queer, its true
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 11:30 |
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echi keep doing gods work by spreading that above average sexual healing and also gently caress the haterz. you have fun m8.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 11:34 |
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Going to refer to all sex ever from now on as "my harrowing climax." You keep doing you echi, you're infinitely happier than about 98% of the broken little inhabitants in this subforum.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 12:15 |
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gonna combine powers with echi to form a god drat sexual voltron
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 12:34 |
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echinopsis posted:correlation not causation mate who's more insufferable, poly peeps or vegans? I just don't know anymore
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