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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Would Cruz endorsing Trump do anything to hurt his chances of getting the GOP nomination when they ratfuck Trump at the convention?

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DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Boosted_C5 posted:

This is why I love him.

I wish I could have been in the room to see the looks of shock on their faces when Trump shat all over them.

Probably a lot like the stupid looks on the faces of the media propagandists when he refuses to play their game or back down.

Nice fantasy. Here's what actually happened:

quote:

Flake stood up to Trump by urging him to stop attacking Mexicans. Trump predicted that Flake would lose his reelection, at which point Flake informed Trump that he was not on the ballot this year,

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Pook Good Mook posted:

Oh my God.

From the article:

We did it, the dumpster fire meme has hit the big times

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Bunleigh posted:

Not too far off from the way Florida's been polling lately though

Guaranteed at LEAST 75% of those undecided voters are Bernie voters who will vote for Clinton or just not vote.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/751096522834579456

This Flake fellow gots moxie

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Pook Good Mook posted:

The Executive controls the FBI, beyond the power to call people into Congress to answer before a hearing Congress can only pass non-binding requests for proposed actions they want the Executive to take.

I mean they could withhold funding or something but lol at withholding funding from the largest federal law enforcement bureau because they want to go after the Clintons.

uhhh well Issa did just say we should shutdown the government until hillary is charged, soooo

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lol a reporter I follow on twitter just posted this:
https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/751096706456891393

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Omg they asking Comey if Clinton or LL told him to do this.

Comey became "visibly angry"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I'm just waiting for Trump to parrot republicans and claim Hillary is a lesbian.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

paranoid randroid posted:

yeah hes getting better, he only just spent a whole week trying to argue with the whole world that the antisemetic meme he retweeted from @kikestomper69 wasnt actually antisemetic

If it the tweet source were anti-semitic it'd be "@kikestomper88" obviously. :rolleyes:

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


isn't one of his kids in jail for animal cruelty

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Pook Good Mook posted:

You may want to review what "innocent until proven guilty" means.

Also separation of powers.

You may want to look up the difference between legal and factual guilt.

For example: OJ broke the law and murdered people, and we all know it. He was found legally not guilty.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/751094172564742144

The second number in your pass word is two you loving idiot

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

zoux posted:

Lol a reporter I follow on twitter just posted this:
https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/751096706456891393

C-SPAM > 2016 GOP Collapse: buttfuck buttfart Bernie Sanders

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/751094172564742144

The second number in your pass word is two you loving idiot

I wouldn't give anyone the password to my phone, don't know what that has to do with the presidency :shrug:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Oiled and Ready posted:

You may want to look up the difference between legal and factual guilt.

For example: OJ broke the law and murdered people, and we all know it. He was found legally not guilty.

If you are going to be sloppy with words don't get upset when people call you out on it

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/751094172564742144

The second number in your pass word is two you loving idiot

Two is a word.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
pictured - scott walkers phone

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Anyway Clinton was not factually guilty either as Comey has been explaining to idiots in congress.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

DaveWoo posted:

I wouldn't give anyone the password to my phone, don't know what that has to do with the presidency :shrug:

Passwords using only numbers 0 through 9.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

The gently caress?

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted
The convention is in ten days. Ten. Days.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Dogstoyevsky posted:

The convention is in ten days. Ten. Days.

i'm loving hype for it, it's gonna be great :woop:

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The gently caress?

trumptv boyeee

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Dogstoyevsky posted:

The convention is in ten days. Ten. Days.

I don't know if I can handle blue balls that long

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

paranoid randroid posted:

donald trump is from NYC, its possible he doesnt know anything at all about oregon. hes probably vaguely aware that portland exists, and that theres a lot of rain, but beyond that theres just "Here There Be Dragons" written in an old timey style

That's all I know about Oregon but I guess I'm not running for President.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

sharknado slashfic posted:

That's all I know about Oregon but I guess I'm not running for President.

Everyone knows Dragons have been extinct in Oregon since 1983

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx
I'd definitely like to see an up-to-date word cloud of mainstream Trump coverage to see how big "dumpster" and "fire" are.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Twelve Articles.

It won't matter. Nothing matters.

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

paranoid randroid posted:

donald trump is from NYC, its possible he doesnt know anything at all about oregon. hes probably vaguely aware that portland exists, and that theres a lot of rain, but beyond that theres just "Here There Be Dragons" written in an old timey style

Oregon was founded as a racist utopia sort of so it makes a kind of sense.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Dogstoyevsky posted:

Oregon was founded as a racist utopia sort of so it makes a kind of sense.

Donald Trump is going to campaign in Medford and, frankly, they deserve each other

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Flake is a "libertarian Republican" who has built up large parts of his career being a somewhat-less-obnoxious contrarian who still votes with team R. He's a Paul-Lite.

Speaking of Pauls, it's amazing what a nonentity Rand has become.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

the convention is going to be a clusterfuck

How many delegates will actually attend?

Who is speaking?

Will trump actually survive the convention?

I can't wait

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The gently caress?

You can get voted into office but refuse to take it. That was Sherman's entire "if nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve" (or something like that) rant. You can't be forced into government service (draft aside), but generally people aren't on the ballot to be elected unless they want to be.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




oregon has a county where people didn't want to pay higher taxes so they basically shut down police/fire/ambulance and let everybody out of jail. the sheriff was so mad he called the media to come watch them do it.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

magiccarpet posted:

oregon has a county where people didn't want to pay higher taxes so they basically shut down police/fire/ambulance and let everybody out of jail. the sheriff was so mad he called the media to come watch them do it.

Sounds like a socialist paradise.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

nachos posted:

Twelve Articles.

It won't matter. Nothing matters.

i love the two admendment

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Boosted_C5 posted:

Imagine Trump University. Except instead of stupid people it's other stupid countries. And instead of Trump University, it's AMERICA reaping the benefits.

#MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:

i love the two admendment

I love the amendments, they're all great. First, second, 50th, all of them.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Did any of them bring up that Comey was also the investigator on the Mark Rich pardon?

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