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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN LIST TRUMP

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
#TBT

http://www.popmodal.com/video/7654/John-Lithgow-gives-Newt-Gingrichs-press-release-a-dramatic-reading

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/mattklewis/status/751165966239739904

To which every reporter on twitter is responding "Jeff Flake is like the nicest guy in the Senate"

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





what about his sheriff son in law as vp? that not an option?

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/SeanMcElwee/status/751063296086769664

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Explains a lot.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


:dogbutton:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

mike12345 posted:

what about his sheriff son in law as vp? that not an option?

The puppetmaster prefers to remain hidden.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/mattklewis/status/751165966239739904

To which every reporter on twitter is responding "Jeff Flake is like the nicest guy in the Senate"

manafort responds on flake

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/751168682357776384

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

You know who else thought the media was out to get him...

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Well I'm pretty sure Trump reading mein kampf in bed every night was reported by his ex wife.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Trump's Jewish Friend Speaks Out: "What? I'm not Jewish"

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

prefect posted:

I feel the need... the need for speed.

Coming this fall: Crank 3, starring Donald Trump.

Pls photoshop trumps face on this

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:

Trump hesitated. "Who told you that?"

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Lemming posted:

utah lmao

So what we are to conclude from this is that Mitt Romney controls the state of Utah.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

an entire room of GOP congressmen now feel like Paul Ryan did last month, lol

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012


If trump could take cnn down with him that'd be great

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Old news.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
We have gone from "Trump cannot be stumped" to "Trump is stumped multiple times on a daily basis, often by himself"

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

paranoid randroid posted:

god doesnt love us enough for it to be newt

But I still hope...

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the guy who tells Paul Ryan what Trump just did is putting in overtime today

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Venom Snake posted:

We have gone from "Trump cannot be stumped" to "Trump is stumped multiple times on a daily basis, often by himself"

Yeah it owns

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

didn't see this posted

quote:

In his discussion with senators, Trump claimed that he had inside intelligence about Hillary Clinton’s vetting process for Supreme Court vacancies and that he knew the names of two people the presumptive Democratic nominee is considering nominating, two Republican officials said. But Trump would not reveal those names.

i wonder how many of them believed that, or that he had some insider knowledge

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
At the debate Trump will attempt to shoot his own dick off, but miss and murder a half black half hispanic orphan with cancer

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Shageletic posted:



He is the Ur-Cruz, with a skeevier personal history.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Venom Snake posted:

At the debate Trump will attempt to shoot his own dick off, but miss and murder a half black half hispanic orphan with cancer

who's also a sheriff, descended from a holocaust victim

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Newt is canon now

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trumps black approval rating hit's -10% as former black leaders rise from the dead to vote against him

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Venom Snake posted:

At the debate Trump will attempt to shoot his own dick off, but miss and murder a half black half hispanic orphan with cancer

a half black half hispanic orphan sheriff with cancer

efb god dammit

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Trump gets 255% of the black vote after under flowing his support

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Death to the Pure Breeds

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Louisgod posted:

a half black half hispanic orphan sheriff with cancer

efb god dammit

i'm your god now :unsmigghh:

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


It's just SO WEIRD how Trump and his campaign keep getting associated with bigots... through no fault of Trump, of course.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
trump down by twenty points with mudbloods

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

trump down by twenty points with mudbloods

They lack the mental wherewithal to engage in politics intelligently, as you can see from this cranial chart, note the low sloping forehead of the Mossel-man

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


This is the Comey testimony today:

Mob: SHE IS A WITCH!!!! BURN HER!!!!
Supposed witch: I am not.
Inquisitor: Well, how do you know she is a witch?
Mob: SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE. SHE IS DRESSED LIKE A WITCH!!!! BURN HER!!!!!
Supposed Witch: I am not a witch and they dressed me up like a witch.
Inquisitor: Is this true? Did you dress her up like a witch?
Mob: NO! NO! NO!.....well, yes, yes we did. BUT SHE DOES HAVE A WART!!!! BURN HER!!!!!!!!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hindoostanis, mosulmen, and hottentots present challenge for trump campaign

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/751089043945971712

didn't want to do a wall of embedded tweets but they are good

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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Pretty sad that all the true believer Trumpists here have given up

Understandable, considering the hilarious dumpster fire that is the Trump campaign, but still sad

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