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Boner Zone posted:I'm still in awe that she got away with claiming the one year old stuffed her own vagina full of pebbles because come the gently caress on You just don't remember what it was like to be a one year old. Pot of shoe does and it apparently involved cramming everything he could find into all possible holes both on himself and every available female relative.
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Jastiger posted:Girls is ok. Lena is the hottest tho and i wish you goons would be nicer about her. Jastiger posted:Its not a gimmick. Lena is hot as hell and if totally date her. This thread has given me +5 in my opiniom of her, thx. dude you are loving trolling me 2 deth here. stop it. just stop it with yoru terrible words
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Jastiger, would you gently caress Lena Dunham if there were pebbles pouring out of her cooch? I'm talking smooth, decent quality landscaping pathliners, not just some cement filling garbage from Home Depot.
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Maoist Pussy posted:Jastiger, would you gently caress Lena Dunham if there were pebbles pouring out of her cooch? I'm talking smooth, decent quality landscaping pathliners, not just some cement filling garbage from Home Depot. Obviously yes. WHy would you even question that.
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Jul 7, 2016 23:56
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I would gently caress any girl that could generate pussy stones
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FrankieGoes posted:You just don't remember what it was like to be a one year old. Pot of shoe does and it apparently involved cramming everything he could find into all possible holes both on himself and every available female relative. what if i told you i was a girl? what if i told you I was justin timberlake? would it freak your mind?
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Pot Of Shoe posted:what if i told you i was a girl? pretty sure everybody already knows justin timberlake is a girl
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Guys, Jastiger is from Iowa. That is how the women there look anyway.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Guys, Jastiger is from Iowa. That is how the women there look anyway. Yeah, I'm not sure why people don't get that. Embrace the fact that 90% of humanity is a hideous horror show of flyover state backwoods genetic mediocrity and that most people aren't going to be terribly attractive and your sex life will get way more lively. Jastiger is just ahead of the curve. Get you some fugg.
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Lena is literally hot, sorry ya'll can't see that.
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Its not just flyover states. I live in NYC and i see gross monstrosity dumpster women daily
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It's pretty cool you can actually tell roughly when jastiger's brain thing is acting up when he posts about lena dunham or iowa
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criscodisco posted:Weird boobs must be a Dunham family tradition. Mumpy Puffinz posted:they look good to me it's like two big tater tots some weird lovely titties
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Blacktoll posted:Its not just flyover states. I live in NYC and i see gross monstrosity dumpster women daily Sure. There's also plenty of incredibly pleasing women near me, and not in the Jastiger sense. I think people just forget that the vast press of humanity is just plain goddamned unattractive since all we see in books and movies and the Internet are generally curated pretty people. It's not just morbid obesity or whatever obvious ailment, a lot of people just have asymmetrical features or features set at weird loving angles, weird limbs, unpleasant body shapes, hair in strange places, lazy eyes,lovely skin, bald patches, blemishes and a billion other things. There's an even more insidious truth. A lot of people look relatively ok once they leave their late teens and might even become quite attractive in mid/late twenties. Unless you won the genetic lottery though, your pleasing form will quickly fall apart into nightmare of collapsing flesh and failing organs. Count yourself lucky if you even find yourself a woman to marry who could be generously called "handsome." Embrace oblivion. gently caress 4s
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lena dunham looks like the kid from Jurassic Park wearing a fat suit from an eddie murphy movie
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Lena Dunham is actually funny, talented, and very attractive and this is nothing more than goons putting down someone cuz the gbs hivemind thinks its funny or something.
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do pussy stones enhance the power of jo crystals
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I don't think she particularly attractive, but I say more power to Jastiger. I like guys with paunchy bellies, who am I to judge?
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I'm in my 30's and I'm a seven now, it's like I won the lottery. Had a pretty painful adolescence
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naem posted:I'm in my 30's and I'm a seven now, it's like I won the lottery. Had a pretty painful adolescence Swing for an eight but settle for a cool rear end five if you have to.
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Haha remember the time her rapey big sis stole all those jokes? haha!!
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gannyGrabber posted:Haha remember the time her rapey big sis stole all those jokes? haha!!
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Pvt.Scott posted:Sure. There's also plenty of incredibly pleasing women near me, and not in the Jastiger sense. I think people just forget that the vast press of humanity is just plain goddamned unattractive since all we see in books and movies and the Internet are generally curated pretty people. It's not just morbid obesity or whatever obvious ailment, a lot of people just have asymmetrical features or features set at weird loving angles, weird limbs, unpleasant body shapes, hair in strange places, lazy eyes,lovely skin, bald patches, blemishes and a billion other things. There's an even more insidious truth. A lot of people look relatively ok once they leave their late teens and might even become quite attractive in mid/late twenties. Unless you won the genetic lottery though, your pleasing form will quickly fall apart into nightmare of collapsing flesh and failing organs. Count yourself lucky if you even find yourself a woman to marry who could be generously called "handsome." Embrace oblivion. gently caress 4s pump your brakes goon
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gannyGrabber posted:Haha remember the time her rapey big sis stole all those jokes? haha!! No actually. I didn't know about Lena Dunham until far after the fact and know little more than she is a person who exists that finds rocks in the strangest of places. Who's lovely material did she steal? Was it the Dunham dude with the suicide bomber puppet? Toadvine posted:pump your brakes goon Too much valuable life advice in one post? I'd better save it for my tell-all book.
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nvm i am thinking of schumer. my bad, thread!!!!!!!
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amy schumer is hot, lena dunham is a troll
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if lena dunham lived in LA instead of new york she'd be stoned to death.
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I wonder if grace can achieve orgasm without her vag being absolutely jam packed full of rocks.
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amy schumer is the megan trainer of comedy
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I wonder if she's conditioned herself to hold more and more rocks in her vagina each year, like a squirrel saving for winter.
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vyst posted:I wonder if she's conditioned herself to hold more and more rocks in her vagina each year, like a squirrel saving for winter. like a competitive eater's stomach, her vagina is now horrifically distended to 4-5 times its original capacity
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Zzulu posted:Lena dunham is a
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