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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
From the OSHA thread, made me laugh for a good 30 seconds. Couldn't stop thinking about the people in the control room going, "Why is the pressure dropping in line 3? Go check it out."

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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


He's not trying to pull himself up and confused, he's actively spinning that wheel.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Krinkle posted:

He's not trying to pull himself up and confused, he's actively spinning that wheel.

Don't question Engineer Sloth.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
The the most precious Osha/PYF mascot

Decorus
Aug 26, 2015
That facility is lucky to have an Engi on staff.

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


Where's this OSHA thread at?

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Oxyclean posted:

Where's this OSHA thread at?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763899

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
What does OSHA stand for??

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Non Serviam posted:

What does OSHA stand for??

Occupational Safety and Health Administration. I.e., workplace safety.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

I would have gone with Only Sloths Have Authority (to open that valve)

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos_h264...pBtCtFrVjb2G9Qx







TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Not sure about the accuracy of the site, but it does indeed say there are 69 dickbutts in America.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Etoniichuan
Oct 27, 2005

TheBigAristotle posted:

Not sure about the accuracy of the site, but it does indeed say there are 69 dickbutts in America.

I went to school with a guy named Richard Rump, which is pretty close.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway







MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.



I don't get it. What's funny about frogs?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

MichiganCubbie posted:

I don't get it. What's funny about frogs?

:perfect:

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

MichiganCubbie posted:

I don't get it. What's funny about frogs?

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
:boom:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

MichiganCubbie posted:

I don't get it. What's funny about frogs?

:five:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Long live the king

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






Bears have discovered armor. Soon, they will slaughter us all.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



MichiganCubbie posted:

I don't get it. What's funny about frogs?

They sent a poet.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Kenning posted:

They sent a poet.

Oh, I get it now! :eyepop: I don't know why this post specifically made me realize it but go figure.

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I don't get it, I guess I should :frogout:

VV For some reason I just thought about the frog when I saw the first post and didn't get Acne Rain's joke first, I'm dumb :downs:

Hugoon Chavez has a new favorite as of 08:44 on Jul 8, 2016

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkfU1JqmkHM

I don't know how you've managed to avoid Michigan J. Frog this long.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://i.imgur.com/LdtWzNN.mp4

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Table didn't break. I want my money back.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
It didn't break because it's not the Spanish announcers' table.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Android Bicyclist posted:

It didn't break because the cat doing the headlock is Randy Orton

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



E : ignore this post

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

I can honestly say I've never seen a cat put anything in a wrestling lock before

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Ignimbrite posted:

I don't know how you've managed to avoid Michigan J. Frog this long.

especially considering someone makes the same loving joke every single time a frog is posted and everyone goes apeshit like it's the most clever thing ever

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Cumslut1895 posted:

I can honestly say I've never seen a cat put anything in a wrestling lock before

The other cat seems just as surprised moments before he's slammed onto the table.

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Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

The little shake when the cat hits the table makes it.

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