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glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

prefect posted:

I liked the cartoon, but then Cornelius showed up and I loved it. :swoon:

Agreed. Last two panels, two great lines.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Much much better, got me to grin on a lovely news day to wake up to.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

I actually laughed out loud at "Now go to your room and do not use English again until I say it is okay." This is a Good Comic™.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
"Dance like there's nobody watching you pay seventeen dollars for a book that could have been three pages"

BitterAvatar
Jun 19, 2004

I do not miss the future

ManiacClown posted:

I actually laughed out loud at "Now go to your room and do not use English again until I say it is okay." This is a Good Comic™.

The last line really sells it.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Oh god it's real

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

My Lovely Horse posted:

That's big talk from someone who churns out romance novels for a living.

I wonder if Cornelius just publishes directly on Amazon these days.

Cornelius is Chuck Tingle.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
Chuck Tingle is a dispatch from the universe in which Ray Smuckles was the gay cat; not Beef, not Pat.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Thank God it's unabridged

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747





not made by me, but incredible regardless

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

I fully endorse any occurrence of Téodor getting put in his place

gently caress Téodor.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Excelzior posted:

I fully endorse any occurrence of Téodor getting put in his place

gently caress Téodor.

Teodor hitting too close to home, uh?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Mother of God, life is beyond parody.

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

I enjoyed this strip.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=b...+strayed+quotes

I like to read these to myself in a whiny lisp voice until my eyes cross.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
Teodor tries to catch the HAS LID magic, only to have I slip away between his fingers.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Wanderer posted:

Chuck Tingle is a dispatch from the universe in which Ray Smuckles was the gay cat; not Beef, not Pat.

Rocked In The Can By A Guy Rocking My Can

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Howard Beale posted:

Rocked In The Can By A Guy Rocking My Can

You about to get hit in the eyes with some cask-strength gay, brother.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007



I'm going to my room to smoke heated-up marijuana

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Pastry of the Year posted:

You about to get hit in the eyes with some cask-strength gay, brother.

This from the guy who signed The Sexual Homeboys

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

RZApublican posted:

This from the guy who signed The Sexual Homeboys

and Heartbeatz , the rapping dog who loves you.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



It's a shame Ray gave up on the Emergency Homeboys idea. I'd love to shoot the poo poo with "Garlic".

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

The Sphinxster posted:



I'm going to my room to smoke heated-up marijuana

I enjoy that Lyle is the only one in the house that regularly argues with Philippe

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!
I went to a fancy bar.

They have rooibois!
It's teeeaaa!

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
i have been to some very fancy bars, but that is still the fanciest looking menu of them all. you know you're in fancy town when they have to use apsotrophes around their kombucha varieties

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

The Pony Incident posted:

I enjoy that Lyle is the only one in the house that regularly argues with Philippe

Lyle may not be the only one who messes with Philippe's head (thanks, LB!) but he's the best at it

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Howard Beale posted:

Lyle may not be the only one who messes with Philippe's head (thanks, LB!) but he's the best at it


Lie Bot doesn't live in the house, though.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
:siren: New strip! :siren:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

code:
OH YES COURIER IS THE CALLIGRAPHY OF MY PEOPLE

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Good for Beef. He's making (a little) progress. :unsmith:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Ray is focused. Notice how he doesn't give up.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Beef and I have the same workaday and unexciting taste in fixed-width fonts :shobon:

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013
"the Howitzer of self-acceptance" is an insanely loving good line.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
We all have an unaccepting country bar in our mind. We have to learn to stay away from the bar

LordNagash
Dec 29, 2012
Hello. You are holding a parking ticket from Jesus.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


RZApublican posted:

code:
OH YES COURIER IS THE CALLIGRAPHY OF MY PEOPLE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Nothing anybody ever says is bad!" is perfect Ray philosophy :allears:

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Beef strikes me as the kind of programmer who still uses Windows Notepad.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


syntax highlighting is literally cheating

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Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

ColdPie posted:

Beef strikes me as the kind of programmer who still uses Windows Notepad.

You're thinking of vim.

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