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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Yeah I'm afraid to google that

Civilized Fishbot posted:

I find it inconceivable that Mike Pence could be Trump's veep nominee, and you will too after reading my list of reasons

1. Mike Pence endorsed Ted Cruz
2. Mike Pence would have to give up the indiana governor election, which he has currently a 50/50 shot at winning according to prediction markets
3. Trump/Pence sounds loving terrible when you say it aloud
4. Mike Pence is boring and not famous
5. Kike Pence would be a potentially smart choice for vice president

6. It wouldn't nearly as funny as having loving Newt Gingrinch stomping across the national political landscape again

May I for the court introduce evidence #454667?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSb3kTA6vVI

EDIT:

rear end cobra posted:

Turn right Newt Nooooooo!

Hahaha

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
rahowa webinar

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

Where do I send the boxes of dildos?

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010


rofl look at this idiot who thinks he can take on the United states military

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

mods, namechange, tia

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Isn't Trump/pence obsolete English currency

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im updating the sharepoint with the new racewar runbooks

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Ostentatious posted:

rofl look at this idiot who thinks he can take on the United states military

He doesn't want to take on the military.....

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Is it OK if I am well versed in Soviet Motor Rifle tactics? Are those practical now?

gregday
May 23, 2003

zoux posted:

Guys look


Dan Balz

@danbalz

'Dan Balz'

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Shageletic posted:

He doesn't want to take on the military.....

oh poo poo!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Shageletic posted:

He doesn't want to take on the military.....

What I love about these guys is that they expect to be an entire army of armchair generals

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

rahowa webinar posted:

mods, namechange, tia

hahah that was quick

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
RAHOWA has broken out on twitter as a lot of people get mad online about having #AllLivesMatter tweeted at #BlueLivesMatter and requesting a review on the "turnabout" rule for next season.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
This is not "happenchance"

- Man with a gun

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
If they eat enough canned ravioli in their doomsday bunker, maybe they can gather a spirit bomb of farts together to destroy the black menace

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

hahah that was quick

drat, never seen that work before

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

rahowa webinar posted:

mods, namechange, tia

Nice

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Pence would be a good choice for VP but Trump's Law of Escalating Election Absurdity says it will be Gingrich.

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

rahowa webinar posted:

drat, never seen that work before

I prefer the new name, helps cancel out the stupid avatar.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

quote:

Sitting alone with 100,000 rounds of .223 is not going to save you,

So close.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Now that paranoid randroid's name and avatar are both changed how is anyone supposed to know it's him other than the good posts?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

folks mighty eager to do a war are weird on the head

imo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

rahowa webinar posted:

drat, never seen that work before


Behold, I tell you a mystery: We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Intel&Sebastian posted:

RAHOWA has broken out on twitter as a lot of people get mad online about having #AllLivesMatter tweeted at #BlueLivesMatter and requesting a review on the "turnabout" rule for next season.

That is some hot loving trolling.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

contrary to popular belief, war is generally neither cool and good

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mr. Pumroy posted:

folks mighty eager to do a war are weird on the head

imo

They are for the most part people who have never had a touch of discomfort in their life or who have been broken by being IN THE poo poo (like baloogan)

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

At first I thought it was rahowa winebar

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Ostentatious posted:

contrary to popular belief, war is generally neither cool and good

Actually, as a white person with a comfortable living that is not affected by war,

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

rahowa akbar

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I just turned on Rush... Caller asks "What if the sit in made it so BLM members were on no fly lists and couldn't get guns!?"

Rush shoots back "I bet they would get an exception, but *laughs* that would be some irony!"

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

At first I thought it was rahowa winebar

They don't stock any blends.

EDIT: We have white, and white, and white, but it's a little dry if you know what I mean

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Mr. Pumroy posted:

folks mighty eager to do a war are weird on the head

imo

Doomsday/Race War Prepper

What people think I do: eat unheated cans of chef boyardee and grease my guns

What I think I do: Preserve Freedom and Democracy for Real Americans while looking cool as poo poo with my guns

What I actually do: *fever dreams of blacks living next door and not being able to say fag and friend of the family out loud without repercussions*

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

At first I thought it was rahowa winebar

I'll have a glass of WHITE zinfandel.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Shageletic posted:

They don't stock any blends.

EDIT: We have white, and white, and white, but it's a little dry if you know what I mean

*orders the Eric Garnet red*

*lets it breathe*

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Baloogan posted:

*the sound of one hand clapping*

:pusheen:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

*orders the Eric Garnet red*

*lets it breathe*

Yeah we're going to hell

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
we recommend pairing this pinot grigio with an oil drum full of ak-47s, buried discreetly in a field under cover of darkness

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
is Appleton White available?

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

This merlot tastes watered down. Genetically.

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