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I beat trojan man because I'm awesome in bed. Wait, does that mean I'm gonna get pregnant?  In other news, my facebook feed was pretty great today, because of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koURIg2-2Es http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/baby-beaver-kit-calgary-1.3668965 
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Kaluza-Klein posted:Being born on the 31st is a sin.  hail satan
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:Ohhh, hang on now! I'm not American, I don't even even know what "Bob's Burgers" is, we don't have that chain here. I certainly didn't realise that's a child - it looks like a cartoon woman to me. Look at the face, that's not a child face (I don't reckon so anyway). Oh, poo poo... that's my bad... it didn't even occur to me to check first, like a background check, to see who the pic was actually about - 'coz I saw nothing amiss, I didn't see a child there. go back to posting this poo poo on your timeline
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That gimmick might be funny if it wasn't so long winded.
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Jul 8, 2016 11:40
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That gimmick might be funny if it didn't actually exist and something funny existed instead.
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Jul 8, 2016 17:06
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Jul 8, 2016 17:09
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Jul 8, 2016 17:45
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What the gently caress facial expression is that? What could possibly happen to illicit that loving face?
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Jul 8, 2016 18:34
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When the bat keeps guessing and you've already solved the riddle
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Jul 8, 2016 18:37
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oh dope posted:What the gently caress facial expression is that? What could possibly happen to illicit that loving face? Trying to look sexy at the exact moment you learned that your dad died?
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oh dope posted:What the gently caress facial expression is that? What could possibly happen to illicit that loving face? they pay jim carrey 20 million dollars to make stupid faces in movies that's what he does
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oh dope posted:What the gently caress facial expression is that? What could possibly happen to illicit that loving face? Bringing yourself to climax at an orgy at the exact same moment you realize they are your immediate family.
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Jul 8, 2016 19:25
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Wife's friend is still milking the Fort Mac fire from every angle she can think of. Convenient photo
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Some white girl I know posted a video after the St Paul shooting where she was bawling and talking about how horrible it all was, etc. I mean, I think she was sincere, but come on, that just seems like a really lovely way to draw attention to yourself.
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Arian_Samurai posted:
dang thats mo'loving epic has anyone said comey island hot dogs yet? beccause that's a thing I would say Harald fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jul 9, 2016 |
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Jul 9, 2016 02:54
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Wife's friend is still milking the Fort Mac fire from every angle she can think of. Convenient photo The Gollum of Fort Mac.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:When the bat keeps guessing and you've already solved the riddle This made me lol
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KiteAuraan posted:The Gollum of Fort Mac. 
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I thought "whoa, which one if my friends likes the share zone?" https://imgur.com/a/qMWWS
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Wife's friend is still milking the Fort Mac fire from every angle she can think of. Convenient photo That woman just looks like she's a little worried about some overdue bills.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Wife's friend is still milking the Fort Mac fire from every angle she can think of. Convenient photo 'Oh it was such a tragedy, here I am looking overwhelmed oh by the way did you notice my wedding ring?'
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notZaar posted:Bringing yourself to climax at an orgy at the exact same moment you realize they are your immediate family. Lol yes that's perfect
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OctoberBlues posted:Some white girl I know posted a video after the St Paul shooting where she was bawling and talking about how horrible it all was, etc. I mean, I think she was sincere, but come on, that just seems like a really lovely way to draw attention to yourself. facebook.png - a real lovely way to draw attention to yourself Wee Stubby Nublet posted:Ohhh, hang on now! I'm not American, You don't say.
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Jul 9, 2016 15:37
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"MAEN" ""SHARE
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I like money
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Jul 10, 2016 02:09
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I wish my god granted money wishes.
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CannedMacabre posted:
That isn't even one lod.
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Jul 10, 2016 03:20
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I don't want to be a drug dealer tho
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CannedMacabre posted:I wish my god granted money wishes. Stop worshipping the wrong god, problem solved.
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Fresh from one of my aunts on facebook: Seriously, why do they love talking about wine so much? I drink a lot of diet pepsi, but I don't post about it. Except, just now. poo poo.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Fresh from one of my aunts on facebook: Ecchos of the suburban mom thread: wine is a classy, acceptable form of alcoholic beverage to get smashed on.
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It's not like they're drinking liquor or beer! That's for women with loose morals and drinking problems! *drains half a box of wine watching Lifetime movies by herself*
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Facebook Aunt posted:Fresh from one of my aunts on facebook:  It's an easy way to add character and personality to an individual who bases her entire sense of self on the things she consumes.Pvt.Scott posted:*drains half a box of wine watching Lifetime movies by herself* Don't dox my grandmother, rear end in a top hat!
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Jul 11, 2016 07:58
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Facebook Aunt posted:Fresh from one of my aunts on facebook:
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a hole-y ghost posted:I'm guessing it's the auntie equivalent of GBS people saying Im' Gay and using memes like Suck my fuckman, they're doing it to show all the other aunties they're "cool" with them That makes sense! You fuckman.
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