Combat Camera/MilPics: The missile knows where it is.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > Combat Camera/MilPics: The missile knows where it is.

«‹›224 »

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

# ? Jul 8, 2016 20:25

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 10, 2024 06:28

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Godholio posted:

That's lube isn't it?

# ? Jul 8, 2016 21:54

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hand sanitizer. Which is only marginally less ridiculous.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 22:20

Cabbage Disrespect: Apr 24, 2009; ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss; Soiled Meat

https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/751523747308376064

# ? Jul 8, 2016 22:24

Henry Kissinger: May 17, 2016; by Shine

Anyone have a link to the video with police knife training, then some funny music comes on when an asian guy is cutting the hell out of the air?

# ? Jul 9, 2016 00:14

Henry Kissinger: May 17, 2016; by Shine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0

Found it.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 00:17

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Henry Kissinger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0

Found it.

Everything is a knife. See that dog? Probably a knife. That baby? Knife. Think thats a soda? WHA-BAM! Knife.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 01:14

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Mr. Showtime posted:

https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/751523747308376064

Was seriously expecting it to just start firing everything.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 01:22

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Phanatic posted:

Was seriously expecting it to just start firing everything.

Or crash land. Seems like every Helo Pilot Showing Off video ends that way.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 01:32

Diabeesting: Apr 29, 2006; turn right to escape

Ka52s are so much cooler than AH64s.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 02:24

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Henry Kissinger posted:

Anyone have a link to the video with police knife training, then some funny music comes on when an asian guy is cutting the hell out of the air?

This actually reminds me of a video I've been trying to re-find for a while... it's of this super fat guy making fun of that knife/sword youtube nerd and he always started with like "SO I'M OVER HERE..." or "SO THERE I WAS..." or some poo poo like that - referencing about how fast you could close the distance between someone in a knife/sword/whatever fight.

It was loving hilarious seeing the fat guy run all the way across the field after the catchphrase.

Holy poo poo I explained that so terribly.

Mad Dragon posted:

Or crash land.

Same; was totally expecting a ~~lawn~~sea dart'ing.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 02:44

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Duke Chin posted:

This actually reminds me of a video I've been trying to re-find for a while... it's of this super fat guy making fun of that knife/sword youtube nerd and he always started with like "SO I'M OVER HERE..." or "SO THERE I WAS..." or some poo poo like that - referencing about how fast you could close the distance between someone in a knife/sword/whatever fight.

It was loving hilarious seeing the fat guy run all the way across the field after the catchphrase.

Holy poo poo I explained that so terribly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bmrqIsP8

# ? Jul 9, 2016 02:48

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Holy poo poo that was fast. :golfclap:

Thanks to that it reminded me of the original video he was making fun of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk59imFr6yI

# ? Jul 9, 2016 02:54

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Henry Kissinger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0

Found it.

"And this is why we just shoot everyone!"

# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:13

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

I enjoy wearing fishhook earrings and pants along with my razorblade ballcap.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:56

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

# ? Jul 9, 2016 05:11

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

Munnin The Crab posted:

Yo does anyone have that warning poster where the Marines/Army/Whoever strapped a bunch of claymores to the front of their humvee's bumper "in case they were ambushed" and basically had a live bomb pointing at their whole convoy for like a week?

Please post the dumbest warning posters you've seen, not including the "Private tries to unjam M2 by beating it with a .50 round" demolished hand please

# ? Jul 9, 2016 09:42

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94

# ? Jul 9, 2016 09:45

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

davecrazy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94

gently caress me. I bet that was fun* for the guys in the back.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 11:12

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

davecrazy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94

# ? Jul 9, 2016 11:25

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

that's why they go full throttle when they hit the cable right? incase that happens?

# ? Jul 9, 2016 11:31

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Duke Chin posted:

Holy poo poo that was fast.

Thanks to that it reminded me of the original video he was making fun of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk59imFr6yI

im glad to see this autist is still making videos about his knives. shine on you crazy diamond you

# ? Jul 9, 2016 13:18

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

davecrazy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94

The more I watch it the more I wonder why we catapult E-2's because I don't think it needs it now

# ? Jul 9, 2016 13:23

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

davecrazy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94

gently caress me the wait to see if it comes back up is intense. Everybody cheers at the end.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 15:37

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

that's why they go full throttle when they hit the cable right? incase that happens?

Yep.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 18:04

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

I wonder how much hitting that cable at full throttle actually contributes to the cable wearing out.

:ironicat:

# ? Jul 9, 2016 18:46

kill me now: Sep 14, 2003; Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!

Its more for when you miss all 4 cables with the hook. Bolters are far more common than snapping the cable and more often than not when a cable snaps the plane ends up in the water.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 18:58