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Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Weren't a lot of them from her actual body guards?

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Yeah, I really don't think you should trust books called "The Truth About Hillary," "American Evita" and "Dereliction of Duty."

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Where else would you find out the Truth about Hillary? :colbert:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Number 8 sounds rad as hell, I wanna vote for Hillary twice now.

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

KiteAuraan posted:

My Grandma is grasping at straws. So going off this, the worst thing Hillary has done is make some swears. Also, big Citation loving Needed on all those sources, since they're pretty much all hit pieces by right wing poo poo heads.

So Veep is basically a documentary.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
Wouldn't conservatives consider quote #1 a good thing? She's so patriotic that she got very angry that a flag wasn't being flown!

blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).

ponzicar posted:

Wouldn't conservatives consider quote #1 a good thing? She's so patriotic that she got very angry that a flag wasn't being flown!

Yeah. That's a plus.

Actually, all of these things make me like her slightly more. She sounds like a bit of a diva, but she don't take people's poo poo.

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



blackmet posted:

Yeah. That's a plus.

Actually, all of these things make me like her slightly more. She sounds like a bit of a diva, but she don't take people's poo poo.

I guess you like it if your leader demands you advert your eyes in her presence, or spends 10 thousand dollars in fuel and wages to pick up a pair of sunglasses or screams like a child when she doesn't get her way?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit



http://imgur.com/gallery/3VHqlxD

http://imgur.com/gallery/XsKhT

I'm pretty sure the last one is written by a cop, and that imgur people are illiterate.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



This appeared on my FB feed this morning.

I'm not even interested in pointing and laughing at the content itself, just the poor photoshop effort

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

MrChupon posted:

This appeared on my FB feed this morning.

I'm not even interested in pointing and laughing at the content itself, just the poor photoshop effort



That's because it was made from this website: http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

blackmet posted:

Yeah. That's a plus.

Actually, all of these things make me like her slightly more. She sounds like a bit of a diva, but she don't take people's poo poo.

Insulting people who work for you is not admirable. It's the same principle as shouting at the waiter- if you're only nice to people who can do things for you, then you're not a good person. Fortunately, these quotes are almost certainly false.

Throwing Turtles
May 3, 2015

Defenestration posted:




Gun murders are as inevitable as gravity :(

We do a lot of things to make gravity safer, handrails, safety tethers on construction workers, hell even parachutes.

Do they have anything recent bitching about OSHA?

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Jurgan posted:

Insulting people who work for you is not admirable. It's the same principle as shouting at the waiter- if you're only nice to people who can do things for you, then you're not a good person. Fortunately, these quotes are almost certainly false.

I expect there's a nugget of truth behind each one (except the avert their gaze thing, that's a c/p from an Obama chain mail), but they probably did something to piss her off. She was a politically active woman, unlike the usual first ladies.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Nitrousoxide posted:

I guess you like it if your leader demands you advert your eyes in her presence, or spends 10 thousand dollars in fuel and wages to pick up a pair of sunglasses or screams like a child when she doesn't get her way?

good news, i have some prepper meals on sale so you can weather out the coming collapse with nutritious, high energy meals with a 25 year shelf life! pm me your bank info and address

blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).

Nitrousoxide posted:

I guess you like it if your leader demands you advert your eyes in her presence, or spends 10 thousand dollars in fuel and wages to pick up a pair of sunglasses or screams like a child when she doesn't get her way?

I kind of expect a certain amount of poo poo like that from a person in power. I also don't think she's any worse than anyone else in her position, even if this is true. Kennedy, LBJ, Nixon, Bill...all of them were pretty egocentric and demanding people in private.

Hillary is no different...she's just a woman, so it looks slightly worse on her.

That's if this stuff is true. I think it's an exaggeration at best. I can see her losing her poo poo over sunglasses and secret service people making her claustrophobic. I doubt she made the guy in the helicopter turn back around.

EDIT: I can also see her getting pissed at a driver that loses his way. And Bill...if he had recently banged another woman, I get why she's being mean to him. I don't think either are easy to live with people. I'm sure Chelsea's book after they both pass away will be a fascinating read.

blackmet fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jul 10, 2016

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
I've seen goons express appreciation for social media not existing when we were teenagers because our insufferable dorkiness could have been preserved forever. This poor child on the other hand: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oI08BKgT8MI
This is being shared around my bf's dumb friends. What a gross little girl. Maybe she'll grow up and realize that her fathers words aren't as intelligent as she thinks they are now, but ew.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Bast Relief posted:

I've seen goons express appreciation for social media not existing when we were teenagers because our insufferable dorkiness could have been preserved forever. This poor child on the other hand: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oI08BKgT8MI
This is being shared around my bf's dumb friends. What a gross little girl. Maybe she'll grow up and realize that her fathers words aren't as intelligent as she thinks they are now, but ew.

I'm not gonna bother with that clap trap. Can I ask for a summary of what poo poo she spewed as fact?

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

Rick_Hunter posted:

I'm not gonna bother with that clap trap. Can I ask for a summary of what poo poo she spewed as fact?

Nothing. It's worth watching the last 15 seconds or so where she quotes her father who wished Hillarys mother would have swallowed. This girl reminds me of every nasty little bully I've ever dealt with. (I'm a teacher, there's always one each year. No I don't let them get away with it.)

Comments on the video applaud her for being on point. I didn't see any points. Just a request to analy stimulate oneself, the phrase "vagina needs" and the swallowing things. These people are rude and sick and if you call them on it they bite back about safe spaces and freedom of speech.

Bast Relief fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jul 10, 2016

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Bast Relief posted:

Nothing. It's worth watching the last 15 seconds or so where she quotes her father who wished Hillarys mother would have swallowed. This girl reminds me of every nasty little bully I've ever dealt with. (I'm a teacher, there's always one each year. No I don't let them get away with it.)

Glad you do that. My friend who's a teacher in Indiana consistently butts heads with the admin because some trailer park spawn starts giving their parents' opinions on the blacks and mexicans and she tells them that's it's not appropriate for class. Next thing you know she's in trouble because it's not their job as teachers to control speech but to teach the basics. She's tried to teach them some empathy through 'To Kill A Mockingbird' or other books but it always falls flat and they resort to their parents MO.

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

A little change of pace from the usual stuff posted here.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

A little change of pace from the usual stuff posted here.



Whenever I think about who is a music legend, I think of the greats: Mozart, Elvis, Bowie, guy from Hootie and the Blowfish.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

Forceholy posted:

Whenever I think about who is a music legend, I think of the greats: Mozart, Elvis, Bowie, guy from Hootie and the Blowfish.

Darius Rucker is a good County Musician and I like him.

I still would probably not call him a Music Legend. I give him lots of props for being a black guy who managed to make it in Country Music though.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Forceholy posted:

Whenever I think about who is a music legend, I think of the greats: Mozart, Elvis, Bowie, guy from Hootie and the Blowfish.

And I certainly think of the guy from Hootie when I think of prominent anarchists.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy


the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

The post with all the false quotes about Hillary makes me want to write a series of books. Not long ones. A few pages, tops. So, a pamphlet I guess.

Title it something like: "Completely Legitimate Things That (Insert Politician Here) Has Absolutely Said*"
Small print on the inside cover - *They have never said any of this. Ever. Or if they did, the author sure as hell has no proof of it.

And then just run pages of obviously bullshit quotes like
"I sure do hate the blacks!"
"I don't care, I said I wanted to eat a baby, now you go back to that maternity ward and get me a fresh one!"
"I am completely against everything that honest americans like."

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011




"So what I got from that was you say this sort of poo poo but you're not racist?"

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.

Bast Relief posted:

I've seen goons express appreciation for social media not existing when we were teenagers because our insufferable dorkiness could have been preserved forever. This poor child on the other hand: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oI08BKgT8MI
This is being shared around my bf's dumb friends. What a gross little girl. Maybe she'll grow up and realize that her fathers words aren't as intelligent as she thinks they are now, but ew.

John Fox (wowmedic1981) posted:

This is a very powerful video. I am i wrong to be turned on by watching this? Your video is very pationate and direct. I am curious to see your reaction to FBI Director James Comey not recommending an incitement on former secretary of state Hillary Clinton.
I would also like to thank you for supporting my fellow troops and me who has fought in both Iraq and Afghanistan.

:stonk:

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004












Nyarai
Jul 19, 2012

Jenn here.

1. 620,000 is the death toll for the entire Civil War, so about half that number died doing the exact opposite of what the macro says.

2. Not everyone who died on the Union side was white.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

But I thought the Civil War was about STATES RIGHTS!!1! and not Slavery.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Taerkar posted:

But I thought the Civil War was about STATES RIGHTS!!1! and not Slavery.

No, it was about our white caretakers bettering the lives of noble but simple darkies.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

1: So the only problem is that protesters today don't wear suits? So if they were wearing suits, you'd agree with all their grievances?

2: Is this real? Is Wyoming actually attempting nullification? I love the idea that Obama is raging at how they've defeated him, as though this flagrantly illegal scheme would have a chance in hell of working.

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT
The best part is that in the movie Gandalf goes and proves that he does, in fact , have power here.

When states attempt nullification, the feds win. AGC

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Yeah I've seen that civil war one posted in this very thread before, it's insanely stupid even among the usual garbage you find here. I have noticed alot of revisionist horseshit recently trying to paint the confederacy as heroes of... something. More than usual at least, I think that public shaming and subsequent removal of the confederate flag from both public property and alot of private retailers has made them really upset and more determined than ever to pretend the confederacy wasn't just a despotic racist backstabbing hate nation. it was.

E: And of course it doesn't matter what meaningless state laws Wyoming passes, nullification is infact a thing and any attempted subverting of federal authority would not go well for Wyoming. That law is just feel good nonsense for idiots who don't understand how the government works.



Axetrain fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jul 11, 2016

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Holy poo poo. This is some of the worst scene cherrypicking I have ever, EVER seen. Did they forget what happened to Theoden five seconds after he said that line? Or Saruman? Or Grima Wormtongue?

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Redeye Flight posted:

Holy poo poo. This is some of the worst scene cherrypicking I have ever, EVER seen. Did they forget what happened to Theoden five seconds after he said that line? Or Saruman? Or Grima Wormtongue?

They won and then went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner? :shrug:

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Good to see Jay Leno is keeping busy.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

torn. on the one hand, no, drug testing is proven wasteful and terrible. on the other hand lol at doing it to congress


and doing things that require apology


banality + horror = horror


violence against people that disagree with you.


noted?


I mean, then there's 12 other memes you posted about not trusting government as a whole so I think this would fall under that


Free to not die in a routine traffic stop


America is pretty united, so basically a theocracy?


Conservatives: everything that makes me uncomfortable should be banned. Guns are the only human right.


something redundant about the phrase "dead pool list"


Lots of socialism


lots and lots of socialism


(I got these all from one article, which I didn't read but you get the gist)

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Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
Radical idea: mandatory drug testing only for Congress. Lawmaking is such a serious business we can't permit it to be tainted by drugs of any sort.

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