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PopeCrunch posted:I'll stop going to gay bars once you find me a halfway decent drag show at a 'straight' bar, or a bartender at a 'straight' bar that known the proper way to make a martini (gin in shaker, shake, pour, glance at the bottle of vermouth, add olive). If you are drinking shaken gin martini's then you are doing it wrong. Edit: let's start a cocktail derail instead if this other...thing 
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Ride predictably, and don’t make sudden movements. And, under no circumstances, are you to deviate from your line. http://i.imgur.com/BAbQk0M.gifv
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MisterOblivious posted:Ride predictably, and don’t make sudden movements. And, under no circumstances, are you to deviate from your line. As a straight man, this is my strategy when I visit gay bars.
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Wee! http://i.imgur.com/iW0x9ZQ.mp4
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Some more Twitch schadenfreude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb7ZjO5WfGs For some good old fashion pain freude, why not bathe in nettles? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwzkPahsC9I edit x3 nettle olympics! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48E0H-WBuBY Tarantula has a new favorite as of 08:40 on Jul 11, 2016 |
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HOT WAX IN THE EYE!!!!!! Sweet Jesus I can't even process how much that must have hurt. Not even going to watch the rest of that, it can't possibly beat that.
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PopeCrunch posted:Okay, riddle me this one, batman. I'm bi. Where the gently caress am I supposed to drink. I dunno, Pope, that time you mained a bottle of scotch led to a lot of fights and tapdancing lessons. edit: What I'm trying to say is, you tried pulling a Highland skit at a Chippendales, I'm pretty sure any drinking institution would frown on that behaviour.
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Tarantula posted:For some good old fashion pain freude, why not bathe in nettles? In case people aren't familiar with nettles, they're covered in tiny tiny hollow stinging hairs:  ... which have tiny little bumps on the end which are brittle and will break off, injecting a cocktail of acetylcholine, histamine, 5-HT (serotonin), moroidin, leukotrienes, and possibly formic acid into your flesh:  .... which HURTS LIKE HELL and does this to your skin: 
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Unless you dive into a bunch of them naked, they're not that bad. Also you can make pretty tasty soup out of them.
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Stare-Out posted:Unless you dive into a bunch of them naked, they're not that bad. Also you can make pretty tasty soup out of them.
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Not like humans don't already have a habit of eating things that taste like pain, all those super-hot peppers we cultivate come to mind.
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Tarantula posted:I refuse to believe it tastes like anything other than pain. The boiling process gets rid of all the stinging bits. But for personal nettle-related schadenfreude; when I was a kid I fell in a bunch of them while riding a bike and the next thing I knew I was back at my friend's place with no memory of how I got there. Shock is fun!
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Stare-Out posted:The boiling process gets rid of all the stinging bits. If you want to win the annual Nettle Eating Championship you'll have to learn to enjoy them raw! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl0brrvOcmQ
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hey mister snake, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQPEhSs-Pjw
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Tarantula posted:Some more Twitch schadenfreude. What on earth was their plan with the microwave?
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Parts Kit posted:hey mister snake, This video is a good example of how most people end up bit (also lmao)
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200 new posts and not one mention of France losing Euro 2016, which they were hosting, despite taking out Portugal's best player early into the match.
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nexus6 posted:200 new posts and not one mention of France losing Euro 2016, which they were hosting, despite taking out Portugal's best player early into the match. https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/sqj4.mp4 That little boy is apparently Portugese fan
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SinineSiil posted:https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/sqj4.mp4  That is adorable and needs to be posted over here.
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Catnipped posted:This video is a good example of how most people end up bit (also lmao) If anyone hasn't clicked it's an idiot who deliberately touched a snake on the tail, then moved closer when it reared up. 
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she probably knew it wasn't venomous guys. it's not that hard to identify the three venomous snakes in North America, especially for someone from the country
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Stare-Out posted:The boiling process gets rid of all the stinging bits. But for personal nettle-related schadenfreude; when I was a kid I fell in a bunch of them while riding a bike and the next thing I knew I was back at my friend's place with no memory of how I got there. Shock is fun! High five, falling in nettles buddy. I was wearing shorts, and my thin t-shirt did nothing at all to protect me. I rolled down a hill which was covered in nettles and landed in a ditch which was full of nettles. gently caress nettles. Burn them all.
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radiatinglines posted:she probably knew it wasn't venomous guys. it's not that hard to identify the three venomous snakes in North America, especially for someone from the country In other snake freude there was a youtube video of some venomous snake obsessed person I saw that had a brief "this poo poo is dangerous, don't do it without training" section where one clip from another video looked like the dumbass was keeping his snakes in one of these plastic drawer deals: http://www.target.com/p/iris-3-drawer-wide-storage-cart/-/A-51146790 Dude opens the drawer and is immediately attacked by whatever snake was inside.  How loving stupid do you have to be to not just keep venomous snakes in your home but do it in those things? At least the guy who made the video I saw had something with loving lids on them
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radiatinglines posted:she probably knew it wasn't venomous guys. it's not that hard to identify the three venomous snakes in North America, especially for someone from the country Yeah but its also not hard to identify a pissed off snake you should leave alone. Seems clueless more than anything.
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https://twitter.com/Dunkademics/status/752342172305747968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw HOORAY I GOT A BLOCK oh wait
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Stex T posted:https://twitter.com/Dunkademics/status/752342172305747968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw 14's reaction to the guy on the ground is great
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loving around with snakes is a time honored rural tradition I used to go around turning over rocks and logs trying to catch and release snakes, because they're neat
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Traxis posted:As a straight man, this is my strategy when I visit gay bars. I secretly liked it when I was waiting outside a gay club for my gay gf and some boy came up to me and ran his hand through my hair and asked me what kind of product I used. I hadn't shampooed for a week and he had my head grease in his drunk fingers
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syscall girl posted:I secretly liked it when I was waiting outside a gay club for my gay gf and some boy came up to me and ran his hand through my hair and asked me what kind of product I used. One time I took a poo poo in a cigarette urn outside Studio 54
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radiatinglines posted:loving around with snakes is a time honored rural tradition Yeah, maybe if you live in a weird country with only three kinds of venomous snake. Fucks wrong with America, no deadly snakes or spiders but you have carnivorous megafauna like bears, cougars and moose while having no healthcare? What a country
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Pope Corky the IX posted:One time I took a poo poo in a cigarette urn outside Studio 54 Please post in this thread, tia.
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Korgan posted:Yeah, maybe if you live in a weird country with only three kinds of venomous snake. Fucks wrong with America, no deadly snakes or spiders but you have carnivorous megafauna like bears, cougars and moose while having no healthcare? What a country Moose.... aren't carnivorous.
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VanSandman posted:Moose.... aren't carnivorous. Sure they are. A moose bit my sister once. Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm8yjL-8FQs Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 17:43 on Jul 11, 2016 |
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Korgan posted:Yeah, maybe if you live in a weird country with only three kinds of venomous snake. Fucks wrong with America, no deadly snakes or spiders but you have carnivorous megafauna like bears, cougars and moose while having no healthcare? What a country Wikipedia's list of fatal snake bites has some good schadenfreude, like these dumbasses. quote:Thompson was found unresponsive in his car in a North Austin Lowes store parking lot. He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. A Monocled Cobra that he was known to own was missing and was later found dead nearby having been run over by a car [12] An autopsy was performed and his death was ruled a suicide.[13] quote:Hernandez-Hernandez became the first person to die in the United States from a fatal coral snake bite since 1967. He and Jesus Moreida, both of Bonita Springs, Florida, were bitten by a coral snake they tried to kill.[36]
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VanSandman posted:Moose.... aren't carnivorous. All ruminents secretly crave flesh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk
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VanSandman posted:Moose.... aren't carnivorous. Contrary to gradeschool science, even herbivores occasionally eat meat.
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Korgan posted:Yeah, maybe if you live in a weird country with only three kinds of venomous snake. Fucks wrong with America, no deadly snakes or spiders but you have carnivorous megafauna like bears, cougars and moose while having no healthcare? What a country I'd rather have deadly bears than deadly spiders.
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