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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Facebook Aunt posted:

That makes sense!


You fuckman.



e:uh-oh I think I messed something up

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
"What I learned about life by being turned into a cat by Christopher Walken" - Kevin Spacey

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

I'm guessing it's the auntie equivalent of GBS people saying Im' Gay and using memes like Suck my fuckman, they're doing it to show all the other aunties they're "cool" with them

lol

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Facebook Aunt posted:

Fresh from one of my aunts on facebook:



Seriously, why do they love talking about wine so much? I drink a lot of diet pepsi, but I don't post about it. Except, just now. poo poo.

Diet Pepsi is nasty now that they went to the Splenda-based sweetener.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012






DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


I want to be a hypnotist that turns people retarded

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




vyst posted:

Diet Pepsi is nasty now that they went to the Splenda-based sweetener.

In Canada it's made with Aspartame. :canada: Maybe Trump can make america's diet pepsi great again.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Drad_Bert posted:



e:uh-oh I think I messed something up

:same:

HASSAN CHOP!
Jul 5, 2016
NSFW NSFW

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

stay safe roller coaster ghost

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

I'm sure this person with the funny Simpsons picture is being completely earnest

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mustached5thGrader posted:

I'm sure this person with the funny Simpsons picture is being completely earnest

I put that in there ding dong! I assure you he's 100% serious

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Wicker Man posted:

Ecchos of the suburban mom thread: wine is a classy, acceptable form of alcoholic beverage to get smashed on.

Cause we get older and beer suddenly makes us bloated and fart a lot. At least that's my story.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Howard Beale posted:

stay safe roller coaster ghost

It was at this moment that Walt Gisnep knew he hosed up.

5er
Jun 1, 2000



RIP Chyna

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

OctoberBlues posted:

I put that in there ding dong! I assure you he's 100% serious

So wait, he's referring to his dog as his son? LOL

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

5er posted:

RIP Chyna

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

notZaar posted:

Bringing yourself to climax at an orgy

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I wonder how people will react to my "Wine is the Suck My Dick, You Fuckman of Facebook for Moms" meme

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Anderron Shi posted:

So wait, he's referring to his dog as his son? LOL

Yes, he later shared pictures of the birth of his "son" which showed the baby dog sucking on its mother's teat.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

1st: Click "LIKE"

2nd: COMMENT "R.I.P."

3th: Football isn't an art and music isn't a competitive sport goddamn it Shelley we've talked about this.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

1st: Click "LIKE"

2nd: COMMENT "R.I.P."

3th: Football isn't an art and music isn't a competitive sport goddamn it Shelley we've talked about this.
Steroids are banned in wrestling too. And the government got all butthurt when they weren't.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

So, what did your wife do?

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

SEX BURRITO posted:

So, what did your wife do?

2/10. I'd rate this joke higher but the idea of a goon being married is implausible.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Drad_Bert posted:



e:uh-oh I think I messed something up

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i laughed really hard at this (the image)

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

This really makes me think


about banging this hot blonde girl.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Tricky D posted:

This really makes me think


about banging this hot blonde girl.

It makes me think about having to live out an entire life married to a beautiful woman like that while trying and failing in earnest to sound non-condescending.

"Wow honey, that's pretty funny! I think you might be onto something there, y'know?-! Maybe you should post that idea up on facebook and see what all your friends think!" :nallears:

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

It makes me think about having to live out an entire life married to a beautiful woman like that while trying and failing in earnest to sound non-condescending.

"Wow honey, that's pretty funny! I think you might be onto something there, y'know?-! Maybe you should post that idea up on facebook and see what all your friends think!" :nallears:

I'm going to go on a limb here and suggest that the girl in the meme is not the person who authored it.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

That picture of my virile manhood is copyright and stuff. I expect my royalty check in the mail, posthaste. Call me, lonely goons.

cnut
May 3, 2016

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/11/10/362788BA00000578-3684197-image-a-41_1468229203067.jpg

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Jesus christ, is this real? That woman should be staying far away from children.

Im no vagina expert but I thought the size of the pussy flaps was independent of how much sex the girl has had?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



As an expert on my daughter's vagina, I would just like to say...

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Jesus christ, is this real? That woman should be staying far away from children.

Im no vagina expert but I thought the size of the pussy flaps was independent of how much sex the girl has had?

Hahahah holy poo poo it is real.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Im no vagina expert but I thought the size of the pussy flaps was independent of how much sex the girl has had?

Yeah, that's right. This should be used as a before and after vaginoplasty pic. Better yet, leave the pussy alone! (except for sex)

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I can say with certainty that Taylor Swift's vag does not represent the left.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



would still chow on tswizz

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

T Swizzle is actually a virgin.

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