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Prokhor Zakharov posted:found snyder's inspiration brb, off to Google... something.
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Lodin posted:Found these pieces of tat after a quick search. This one is somewhere around $1,200: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgT7SYEWM_M ... but it's the videogame version, not the movie version.
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 15:25 |
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Sunswipe posted:
The book's name is "Jack Fish" by J. Milligan, if you're wondering.
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 15:32 |
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Ooooh finally. New York Dolls action figures!
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 16:01 |
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Young Freud posted:The book's name is "Jack Fish" by J. Milligan, if you're wondering. Already found it. Think that's on the pile next time I order some books. Might be poo poo, but I'm willing to pay a couple of quid to add context to that page.
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 16:03 |
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I watched this movie for the first time last night(extended/ultimate edition). It was 2 hours and 40 minutes or so of bullshit, and like 5 minutes of Batman actually fighting Superman.
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 16:17 |
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Double pisss
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 16:19 |
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Ultimode edish is fuxkin rad though my gf left the room when MARTHA!!!!!!!! happened
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:09 |
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full on batgasm
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 18:14 |
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100 pages of making GBS threads on this movie. I'm so proud.
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:18 |
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jake wasn't nominated for nightcrawler? that's an easy rear end win let alone nom.
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:22 |
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I just realized during the chase sequence where Batman is killing people left and right, a guy aims a Javelin missile launcher at the batmobile, and Batman ducks behind a civilian car with people in it as cover. There really isn't much of a difference between Snyder's Batman and the Joker.
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:40 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:found snyder's inspiration Mods, please change my name to "Full on Batgasm"
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:47 |
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'Well that's definitely the bat-signal - but it seems to be directing a hose? No...'
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 23:14 |
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Mods, please change my name to "Full on Batgasm" Superman V Batman 2: Full On Batgasm
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 23:42 |
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crabcakes66 posted:I watched this movie for the first time last night(extended/ultimate edition). It was 2 hours and 40 minutes or so of bullshit, and like 5 minutes of Batman actually fighting Superman. Isn't it funny that in a almost three hour movie called Batman vs Superman there's only like six minutes of them actually fighting?
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 23:47 |
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I just realized during the chase sequence where Batman is killing people left and right, a guy aims a Javelin missile launcher at the batmobile, and Batman ducks behind a civilian car with people in it as cover. hahahaha happy one hundred pages everyone! we did it!
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 00:08 |
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Jonny_Rocket posted:Isn't it funny that in a almost three hour movie called Batman vs Superman there's only like six minutes of them actually fighting? It wasn't terrible or anything. They just tried to shoehorn like 3 different movies into one. The one thing that triggered my sperg is how superman didn't know his mother was in danger. I'm not hugely invested in these fictional characters and what they can do but the movie(and Man of Steel) already set the precedent that Supes could sense someone in danger over extreme distances and appear quickly to save them. Like not even a previous version of the character. THIS loving superman can do that. I can almost give a pass to him being distracted and not noticing right away that one of the two people on the planet he seriously gives a drat about is in danger. So Lex must have his mom in some special lead lined hyper dungeon. Nope she was in a warehouse apparently not that far away. The very moment that Lex started blabbing and he realised his mom was in danger he could have been at that warehouse and incapacitated those thugs in about 10 seconds. But no let's spend 20 minutes playing Lex Luthor's game and then send Batman who barely makes it because hurrrrr.
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 00:29 |
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crabcakes66 posted:It wasn't terrible false
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 00:47 |
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 03:20 |
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Oh man, what if people, like, found a few film critics they liked the style and observations of and then checked out the critics' thoughts on a new movie if they weren't quite sure if they wanted to see it or not? What if people even had a couple critics on their list that usually didn't like their favorite kind of movie but often reviewed flicks that exposed them to new genres and ideas and actually intelligently critiqued movies that the person might not examine very closely otherwise, due to those movies being part of a favorite thing? That would be weird. I think people should only read reviews from critics that reinforce their worldviews 100%.
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 03:39 |
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Not a bad early effort, CineD, but your memes need to be less wordy than your posts to be effective. Again, though, nice start.
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 03:41 |
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crabcakes66 posted:It wasn't terrible or anything. They just tried to shoehorn like 3 different movies into one. The funniest is when batman tosses a smoke grenade and superman actually has to move through it because how else is he supposed to see through a wall of smoke?
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 04:56 |
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i wonder if there are people out there who like the watchmen movie but can't get through the comic
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 05:49 |
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Away all Goats posted:The funniest is when batman tosses a smoke grenade and superman actually has to move through it because how else is he supposed to see through a wall of smoke? crabcakes66 posted:The one thing that triggered my sperg is how superman didn't know his mother was in danger. I'm not hugely invested in these fictional characters and what they can do but the movie(and Man of Steel) already set the precedent that Supes could sense someone in danger over extreme distances and appear quickly to save them. Like not even a previous version of the character. THIS loving superman can do that. I can almost give a pass to him being distracted and not noticing right away that one of the two people on the planet he seriously gives a drat about is in danger.
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 05:53 |
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Legitimate question: Can he see through kryptonite stuff or is that more just "this poo poo fucks him up if he comes into contact with it.?"
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:11 |
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Fonzarelli posted:i wonder if there are people out there who like the watchmen movie but can't get through the comic People are garbage brains, I'd bet my house that 90% of the people who own Watchmen merchandise and/or the hardcover edition of the comic have never bothered with the text sections at the end of each issue (that are crucial to a proper reading of the story).
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:16 |
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i thought what was done with the characters in b v s and their arcs at least in the ultimate edition were a decent attempt at adapting some of the deconstructions that have been done on those chatacters in comics and i thought some of the shots were really pretty and the large scale action was done very well and felt very visceral and good and as i said before i would gently caress a lot of the actors in this hate on me nerds though admittedly it was only when seeing the ultimate edition so i knew the complete arc and could fit the scenes into that that the film wasn't jarring and confusing
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:35 |
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also i liked the watchmen film but preferred miracleman to the comic of moore superhero deconstructions. also pissed he never got to do twilight of the superheroes, kingdom come sucked
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 06:40 |
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crabcakes66 posted:So Lex must have his mom in some special lead lined hyper dungeon. Nope she was in a warehouse apparently not that far away. The very moment that Lex started blabbing and he realised his mom was in danger he could have been at that warehouse and incapacitated those thugs in about 10 seconds. But no let's spend 20 minutes playing Lex Luthor's game and then send Batman who barely makes it because hurrrrr. Also if Batman hadn't beat up those guys then he would have ended the movie by nearly killing Superman but wussing out because of his mommy issues and then running around scared and ducking behind debris during the Doomsday fight. They needed a minor threat away from the main action at the end of the movie so he could get a scene where he looked cool and not totally ineffectual, there was literally no other point for most of those guys to be there except to get beaten up by Batman.
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:06 |
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oh im sure a few of them would have raped batman if snyder had had total artistic authority
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:21 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also if Batman hadn't beat up those guys then he would have ended the movie by nearly killing Superman but wussing out because of his mommy issues and then running around scared and ducking behind debris during the Doomsday fight. They needed a minor threat away from the main action at the end of the movie so he could get a scene where he looked cool and not totally ineffectual, there was literally no other point for most of those guys to be there except to get beaten up by Batman. If Luthor had just littered the entire kidnap base with Kryptonite, Superman could have rushed into rescuing her like he did Lois at the start of the film, except this time everyone could have just beat the ever living hell out of Superman in front of his mom. Then Batman could have shown up to rescue him by beating up those guys.
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:25 |
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watchmen sucked rear end. it's kind of amazing how bad Snyder whiffed on so many of the comics themes. that hallelujah sex scene is almost unwatchable.
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 11:08 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also if Batman hadn't beat up those guys then he would have ended the movie by nearly killing Superman but wussing out because of his mommy issues and then running around scared and ducking behind debris during the Doomsday fight. They needed a minor threat away from the main action at the end of the movie so he could get a scene where he looked cool and not totally ineffectual, there was literally no other point for most of those guys to be there except to get beaten up by Batman. makes me wonder how they are gonna do a jl movie, have everyone fighting like supermonsters and give them human henchmen for batman to punch? behold an artefact of the old internet http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/batman.htm
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 11:15 |
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Otisburg posted:makes me wonder how they are gonna do a jl movie, have everyone fighting like supermonsters and give them human henchmen for batman to punch? Wasn't that how Civil War did it anyway where Hawkeye fought Black Widow instead of, say, Vision?
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 11:18 |
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But every MCU movie is better than Watchmen. Hell, if you cut out the Jennifer Garner bits that old Daredevil movie is better than Watchmen. I mean the only way to maybe force it to work is by knowing the source material, and then filling in all the gaps in Snyders poor grasp of the material with the power of your own imagination.
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Neurosis posted:also i liked the watchmen film but preferred miracleman to the comic of moore superhero deconstructions. also pissed he never got to do twilight of the superheroes, kingdom come sucked
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 12:32 |
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Watchmen was ok The characters were unnatural and stiff tho Only the comedian even seemed human
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 12:59 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:Wasn't that how Civil War did it anyway where Hawkeye fought Black Widow instead of, say, Vision? How is Jeremy Renner in these movies again? It's like "hi I'm your unmarried uncle who is a middle manager at an accounting firm and maybe I did some bicep curls and I just wandered into this superhero group and they haven't made me leave yet"
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# ? Jul 13, 2016 15:55 |
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lol "this real bad movie received a lot of bad reviews, while all these somewhat adequate movies received a lot of good reviews. wake up sheeple!"
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