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I'm going to write a 150 page novella telling the tale of the man not being allowed to go downtown. Spoilers: it will refer to both the hip part of his small midwestern city and taking the next step in his coming of age.
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Jul 13, 2016 15:12
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My husband [34M] bought a house without telling me [27F] and now expects us to live in it
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Jul 13, 2016 15:33
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I've had enough of his bullshit patriarchal values.
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Jul 13, 2016 15:38
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:My husband [34M] bought a house without telling me [27F] and now expects us to live in it I remember this subplot from The Office
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Jul 13, 2016 15:42
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No but seriously I hope she's just angsting about moving out of the big city, because with her in her late 20s and him in his mid 30s that kind of makes sense If it's not that then yeah that is the most white-person problem I've ever heard e: come to think of it it's the most white-person problem I've ever heard in either case. "waaaah, I'm a property owner now  "
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Jul 13, 2016 15:44
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loquacius posted:No but seriously I hope she's just angsting about moving out of the big city, because with her in her late 20s and him in his mid 30s that kind of makes sense It is insanely hosed up to make what is likely a six figure purchase, probably via a mortgage i.e. a thirty year debt obligation, without consulting your spouse. It's not like a thoughtful husband picked up a cute little house on his way home from work and his picky bitch of a wife didn't like the color.
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Jul 13, 2016 15:54
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loquacius posted:No but seriously I hope she's just angsting about moving out of the big city, because with her in her late 20s and him in his mid 30s that kind of makes sense 
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Jul 13, 2016 16:32
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:If my wife decided to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on a place she expected me to live in, I'd expect to at least be consulted on the matter before the papers are signed. She didn't even get to look. The (too boring to post) OP says the house seems lovely and is going to create tons of work for her and he kept it from her because he knew she'd be opposed to it. That's a huge insane dealbreaker to me. If I were her I wouldn't move in, they can eat the closing costs and sell it immediately instead. I, too, remember this subplot from Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
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Jul 13, 2016 16:37
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Did I marry a fat pedo? Throwaway for very obvoius reasons... We live in a decent neighborhood in Tucson, AZ. We've never had any issues until last night two police with the neighbor showed up at our door demanding to talk to my husband. The short of it is, thier daughter (15 or 16) had a pool party yesterday and they claim that they repeatedly caught my husband peering over the wall at them. They even very obviously got him on an iPhone pic just as he was ducking down after supposedly looking at them for several minutes. The police showed is the pic and it's pretty damning. My husband claims that he was trimming our bushes and was moving all over the yard, not just staying in one spot. He showed the police the branches he'd trimmed that he'd stacked in the side yard. The police more or less believed his story but left with a stern warning that they better not have to come out on this again. The neighbor was not so convinced and they said they would be contacting our HOA tomorrow (now today). This is the problem, my husband is extremely overweight and since he lost his job 18 months ago he hasn't lifted a finger to help me with the house, much less the yard. In fact I would suspect except for yesterday he hasn't been in our backyard in a year. He did trim some branches yesterday but there was no cohenernt plan to his work, in fact it looks like he cut off enough to make his excuse plausible. The police and neighbor did not ask for my opinion on the matter since I wasn't a witness and I didn't speak up to say that his explanation isn't very plausible but even if I did I think the legality on this is he really didn't do anything legally wrong because thier yard is in line of sight of our yard and (God forbid) he didn't take any pictures or expose himself. So this is totally a relationship question. We had great times and every time I think of leaving him, I think back to the sweet, smart athletic guy I met in college. Not who he has become in the last two years. What happened yesterday is pretty damning and my head tells me that this should be it. Although he denies any accusation yesterday He's been repeating over and over that this is the event that he needs to change as he doesn't want to be the creepy fat guy in the neighborhood even if he didn't do it. And he wants to start trying to have kids which has been my dream since we got together but he never wanted to until last night. There are so many red flags here and I don't want to be stupid but my heart and head are telling me different things. Which is why I'm here. tl;dr: Husband was accused of peeping at our teenage neighbor yesterday. His explanation is very unlikely and i don't know what I should do as far as our relationship goes.
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Jul 13, 2016 20:37
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husband's lucky he didn't trim his boner while he was rush cutting the bushes
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Jul 13, 2016 20:43
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loquacius posted:No but seriously I hope she's just angsting about moving out of the big city, because with her in her late 20s and him in his mid 30s that kind of makes sense The house apparently has to be completely gutted, and she already told him she didn't want to live in a reno. So he basically purposefully did this while she was away so she couldn't object. Kinda hosed up imo.
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Jul 13, 2016 20:50
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I suppose in my mental image of that post's backstory I was assuming that the husband had some idea of how to purchase property which in retrospect is not an assumption I should have madeLoG posted:Did I marry a fat pedo? ok which of you is this
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Jul 13, 2016 20:52
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LoG posted:We had great times and every time I think of leaving him, I think back to the sweet, smart athletic guy I met in college. Not who he has become in the last two years. What happened yesterday is pretty damning and my head tells me that this should be it. Although he denies any accusation yesterday He's been repeating over and over that this is the event that he needs to change as he doesn't want to be the creepy fat guy in the neighborhood even if he didn't do it. And he wants to start trying to have kids which has been my dream since we got together but he never wanted to until last night.
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Jul 13, 2016 20:59
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loquacius posted:ok which of you is this lol if you think anyone in gbs was athletic in college or really at any point
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Jul 13, 2016 21:01
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loquacius posted:ok which of you is this
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Jul 13, 2016 21:04
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LoG posted:Did I marry a fat pedo? This is why you don't marry a chad 
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Jul 13, 2016 21:05
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Everything was really good before this. We have been living together for about two years now and we dated for ayers before that. We've been wanting to get married soon and we went and picked out an engagement ring together but I don't know if he's bought it yet or when he plans to propose. Since this he's decided to start "testing" me to see if I will be a good wife and mom. His little tests are completely ridiculous and I don't feel that they are at all indicative of what kind of partner I am or parent I will be. Some examples: He glued my toothpaste tube shut to see if I would brush my teeth at night and hid my floss to see how long it would take me to ask about where it is. I have perfect teeth and I take really good care of them so I don't know why he fixates on this. He purposely leaves stuff behind and is testing if I saw what he left and got it for him/reminded him. If I didn't see he left something he says I'm going to forget our kid one day. I watched him put his phone on the picnic table and when we walked away he had his eyes on it so I didn't say anything and then he gave me trouble for it. He asked me to make breakfast but then when I gave it to him he said "didn't you notice that the milk expires today? Are you going to give your kids expired milk? I can't eat this." He knew the expiration date and knew it was all the milk we had but sill decided to ask me to make him scrambled eggs using it just so he could test me. Also it wasn't even expired yet. When I took a sick day from work he hid the HDMI to see if I would ask him for it then told me I was being lazy for watching tv which means I'll be a lazy mom and wife. He tests me sexually as well. I've always had sex with him even if I'm not in the mood but now he's trying to push me into BDSM type stuff without discussing it first and he tells me if I won't do it with him someone else will, which is probably true. I could go on forever but I hope you get the picture. He does several of these tests a day. How do I get him to stop? Telling him how annoying and rude it is has gotten me nowhere. tl;dr: my boyfriend does things to test me several times a day to assess if I will be a good wife and mom.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:07
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Story aside, I'm trying to imagine how you can get "pretty damning evidence" out of a single still-frame photo of someone who has most of their body obscured by a fence.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:09
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Gaunab posted:This is why you don't marry a chad that man need some pokemango in his rountine
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Jul 13, 2016 21:09
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Chomp8645 posted:Story aside, I'm trying to imagine how you can get "pretty damning evidence" out of a single still-frame photo of someone who has most of their body obscured by a fence. From the story it made it seem like the police had a copy of the photo the husband took somehow? Or maybe they were like 'well let's see your phone then' and there's a clear creeper photo on there of some 16 year old girls?
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Jul 13, 2016 21:11
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Everything was really good before this. We have been living together for about two years now and we dated for ayers before that. We've been wanting to get married soon and we went and picked out an engagement ring together but I don't know if he's bought it yet or when he plans to propose. Since this he's decided to start "testing" me to see if I will be a good wife and mom. His little tests are completely ridiculous and I don't feel that they are at all indicative of what kind of partner I am or parent I will be. lmao Not flossing every night? Bad mom. Using milk past the printed date? Bad mom. Watch TV on a day off? Bad mom. Won't consent to being bound and gagged? Bad mom.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:12
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Moridin920 posted:From the story it made it seem like the police had a copy of the photo the husband took somehow? Or maybe they were like 'well let's see your phone then' and there's a clear creeper photo on there of some 16 year old girls? The husband didn't take a photo, the neighbors did. Although if he had taken a photo that would've made the story alot more compelling.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:12
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LoG posted:Did I marry a fat pedo? So how many Redditors jumped in with an "actually he would be an ephebophile  "?
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Jul 13, 2016 21:23
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It strikes me that the majority of relationship-dilemma posts where the SO is doing something stupid and won't stop when asked can be answered with "you need to sit down, take some time, and honestly assess whether this is a deal-breaker, and if it is, do what must be done" like, you could C&P that into basically anything and it'd be the right answer 99% of the time, from le meme girl to Trump guy to fat lazy kidpeeper husband to S&M Test guy
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Jul 13, 2016 21:28
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loquacius posted:It strikes me that the majority of relationship-dilemma posts where the SO is doing something stupid and won't stop when asked can be answered with "you need to sit down, take some time, and honestly assess whether this is a deal-breaker, and if it is, do what must be done" I mean, if they feel the need to post about it on the internet, that's a pretty good benchmark of a hosed up relationship. Normal people in healthy relationships don't post on redditand expectto have a problem fixed.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:41
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Mordja posted:So how many Redditors jumped in with an "actually he would be an ephebophile Sorry, I added that line in myself. The original title was not as funny.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:43
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Gaunab posted:that's a lot to write with just one hand Goddamn, I just started this thread, and I'm six pages late, but I doubled over with laughter at this.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:44
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loquacius posted:It strikes me that the majority of relationship-dilemma posts where the SO is doing something stupid and won't stop when asked can be answered with "you need to sit down, take some time, and honestly assess whether this is a deal-breaker, and if it is, do what must be done"
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Jul 13, 2016 21:46
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LoG posted:Sorry, I added that line in myself. The original title was not as funny. Sure, but still.
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lolquote:- He glued my toothpaste tube shut to see if I would brush my teeth at night and hid my floss to see how long it would take me to ask about where it is. I have perfect teeth and I take really good care of them so I don't know why he fixates on this. girl have some self respect and dignity and dump that bitch
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Jul 13, 2016 21:52
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Dreddout posted:I mean, if they feel the need to post about it on the internet, that's a pretty good benchmark of a hosed up relationship. I think most people who do posts are just looking for validation in situations where it might feel embarrassing to admit to real world friends how you've been wronged or what you've put up with for so long, a lot of goons making fun of these people basically laugh at them for having no self respect and I think the people posting these stories are aware of that and are too ashamed to talk to friends/families about being a total doormat.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:53
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Awesome find, moridin!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Awesome find, moridin! you bitch
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Alright:quote:My dad [48M] asked me [13F] if he could see my breasts? quote:Then, last night, my dad asked me if he could take a look at my boobs because he thought something was wrong. I don't know why he would think that. I do have one minor breast issue, but I already discussed that with my mom and found out it was just normal. Which means my sister must of told him I had that problem because I never tell him anything personal. lol Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jul 13, 2016 |
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Jul 13, 2016 21:56
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Moridin920 posted:Alright: moridin leave your daughter alone
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Jul 13, 2016 22:01
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Everything was really good before this. We have been living together for about two years now and we dated for ayers before that. We've been wanting to get married soon and we went and picked out an engagement ring together but I don't know if he's bought it yet or when he plans to propose. Since this he's decided to start "testing" me to see if I will be a good wife and mom. His little tests are completely ridiculous and I don't feel that they are at all indicative of what kind of partner I am or parent I will be. Jesus goddamn christ. You'd think at the end of typing this out, one would have the inclination to say, "welp I guess this person is a psychopath. Better not marry him/her"
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Jul 13, 2016 22:09
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el B posted:Jesus goddamn christ. You'd think at the end of typing this out, one would have the inclination to say, "welp I guess this person is a psychopath. Better not marry him/her" *glues your toothpaste shut*
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Jul 13, 2016 22:11
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indian jonpop spotted (OP is not Indian it bears mentioning) quote:My[23m] Indian[23m] friend freaked out when I brought an Indian girl[21f] home saying that men like me are causing all of the problems in Indian households. quote:That night we all went back to Raj's apartment after the bars closed, and I rbought back Sathi. We go inside the apartment things are pretty chill, Sathi is pretty close to me and is rubbing my chest. We all start talking and this is where Raj starts to get upset.
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quote:I [18F] am deathly allergic to my younger brother [5M] kitten. Think his Dad [40sM] is encouraging him to poison me.
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