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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Yeah but it was terribly built every time they close the basement door the shades on the wall sconces become askew.

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Germstore posted:

Al Bundy had a nice house with a poo poo job because he bought it in the 70s when average people could actually own decent houses.

Now THAT was a good show. Can we make this the Married with Children thread? I think that's sensible.


Hector Beerlioz posted:

One time aliens stole Al's socks

Not the high point of the show, but still better than Voyager.


criscodisco posted:

Also Peggy played the grim reaper once but she wore her Jasmine wig from when she was doing amateur nights at the nudie bar The Jiggly Room.

She was so hot as death.

Al: "Of course."

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I bet some Trek fans would wanna get married with children

Haha jokes

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I bet some Trek fans would wanna get married with children

Haha jokes

You're thinking of Aatrek, not Star Trek.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
It was such a gloriously misogynist show that if it aired today women would be charging their TVs like confused and angry rhinos.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015



Also Peggy's maiden name was Wanker,

Baka-nin fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Jul 14, 2016

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I bet some Trek fans would wanna get married with children

Haha jokes

:eyepop:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
but the misogyny was satirical

but people don't get satire anymore so yeah probably

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
In the first season Peggy cooked and kept house regularly, but was just lousy at it and always looking for excuses not to.

Tomorrow morning at 5:30 TBS is restarting their run of the series from the pilot on, I think this entire thread should watch as homework.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


That part I remember.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Baka-nin posted:



Also Peggy's maiden name was Wanker,

Peggy's father was Tim Conway.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Peggy Wanker, don't bother to thank her.
Connie Bender, bring a friend it won't offend her.

Truer words were never spoken.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


criscodisco posted:

It was such a gloriously misogynist show that if it aired today women would be charging their TVs like confused and angry rhinos.

The scene where Peggy was begging Al not to repeatedly bang her over the picnic table in the back yard was played for comedy you prude. There was a laugh track and everything!

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

criscodisco posted:

Peggy Wanker, don't bother to thank her.
Connie Bender, bring a friend it won't offend her.

Truer words were never spoken.

I wasn't sure what to think of you, with your Whaleatar, and your twenty-posts-per-page style, but I think anyone who assigns watching Married... With Children as homework, and quotes burns from the show, has to be pretty OK.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

shadow puppet of a posted:

Marcy was not a teller.

And make the thread crisco you are a good poster and that show was my jam.

(And by jam I mean only sexual outlet via antenna TV)

She gets demoted to teller at least five times. Then promoted back to whatever she did when she wasn't demoted.

Also she got hired out to give bad news to companies because she's a squirter.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
She also had a lesbo identical cousin with fake titties, which makes me think Amanda Bearse's relationship with her own sexuality was very complicated.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
The lesbo cousin also had bad hair and wore mom jeans which was how I knew Bearse had directed the episode because it was so accurate.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015



My favourite episode.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Baka-nin posted:



My favourite episode.

*audience cheers*

e: no streaming service has this drat show, but I could buy all the episodes on amazon for $230.

Germstore fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jul 14, 2016

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
ST has its own version of MWC, but instead of Al & Peggy it stars Miles and Keiko

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Simian_Prime posted:

ST has its own version of MWC, but instead of Al & Peggy it stars Miles and Keiko

Morn is Norm from Cheers

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Nog is Alf.

Rom is that neighbor from Empty Nest.

Jake is Ben Seaver.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
His name was Charlie Dietz played by the irascible David Leisure, you noob.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


If we are playing Empty Nest trivia then you need to name the porn star that Richard Mullian married during EN's filming years.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

shadow puppet of a posted:

Nog is Alf.

Rom is that neighbor from Empty Nest.

Jake is Ben Seaver.

That neighbor from Empty Nest? That neighbor from Empty Nest? You Philistine. I'll have you know you're speaking of David Leisure, the man who brought to life Joe Isuzu, the sleaziest and also most charming pitchman ever to sell me a car; the man who moved our grandmothers to tears as Reverend Grace on General Hospital; the man who satisfied our grandmas' lust for justice as D.A. Woods on Days of Our Lives; the man who epitomized insincere, loser game show hosts (like Chuck Woolery) as Bink Winkleman on, that's right, Married... With Children.

He was also that neighbor from Empty Nest.

Edit:

criscodisco posted:

His name was Charlie Dietz played by the irascible David Leisure, you noob.

Dammit. I let my passion get the better of me, and took too long to get there.

Centripetal Horse fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Jul 14, 2016

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
That's OK, I used "noob" because I couldn't remember the word Philistine.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
So now I'm through 2:2 "Initiations." Is that the same kid that played Nog in DS9?

I didn't even know season 1 had ended until Netflix told me that "The 37s" was season 2, episode 1. That ("Learning Curve" -- I had to look it up) was a super-duper lame season finale. And that was a short season 1 -- sixteen episodes. Did they have to cut it short? I just kind of expected a cliffhanger finale.

When the gently caress does 7 of 9 show up?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Lincoln posted:

When the gently caress does 7 of 9 show up?

Long after you've lost all hope.

Akoochemoya.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Yeah, that's Nog

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Start drinking rubbing alcohol because you got to season 4 til the rotary sander shows up.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
I love that episode where Al gets tied to the chair by all the fatties.

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Oct 30, 2009

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No ma'am

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I het Al would work on the bottom deck of voyager where no one ever did anything

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Crowsbeak posted:

I love that episode where Al gets tied to the chair by all the fatties.

That is, in fact, two episodes. The fat women torture Al until he tells a SOB story about having been obese as a child, then they let him go.

I like the one when Marcy and her girls storm the No Ma'am church. Al calls on Brother Archimedes, but Marcy calls on multiple-time arm wrestling champion and all-around monster of a lady, Dot Jones .

Brother Archimedes: "drat. You a lotta woman."

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Love that episode where Marcy gets Psycho Dad canceled and they protest.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Or when No Ma'am takes Jerry Springer hostage.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Was there ever a bad episode? I mean, I watch it on TBS before heading into work and maybe it's because I'm still waking up, but every one is comedy gold.

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There were bad episodes towards the series end imo

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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Yeah it sort of went off the rails near the end. While it wasn't fair to end the show as unceremoniously as they did, it was definitely time. Occasionally I'll open the channel guide and see that the episode I'm watching aired well after I graduated high school and I think "wtf? How was this still on then?"

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
The fantasy episodes were really bad, and I'm not sure if the show ever really recovered after the season where Peggy was pregnant and Bud was "Grandmaster B", and it all turned out to be a fantasy season after Katey Segal miscarried IRL.

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