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Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

Brocialist posted:

My cause was gently caress the rich.

I don't know what everyone else did it for, but it suited my needs.

My cause was all of them, but mainly healthcare and education. Too many literal and figurative deaths in my life that could've been prevented.

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I still like Bernie but I was in it for healthcare and environmental reform. Also Flint is still hosed.

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I still like Bernie but I was in it for healthcare and environmental reform. Also Flint is still hosed.

I was in it for the dank memes.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
my cause was misogyny

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

a messed up horse posted:

my cause was misogyny

hosed up if false

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

a messed up horse posted:

my cause was misogyny

Well yeah, that's just assumed really.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I supported the Sanders campaign because I fantasize about being slowly devoured by giant lizards

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

Goetta posted:

I supported the Sanders campaign because I fantasize about being slowly devoured by giant lizards

:eyepop:

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
I supported Sanders because I wanted to see Zack de la Rocha make another album with Rage.

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT
I supported Sanders cuz I wanted to harvest democrat tears.

I've almost topped off the tank!
*quietly installs a second tank*

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
I like Bernie because he's unlikely to bring about armaggedon. I can't say the same about any of the other candidate.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dalael posted:

I like Bernie because he's unlikely to bring about armaggedon. I can't say the same about any of the other candidate.

lol you idiot berny sucked so much and would be terrible

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx

Baloogan posted:

lol you idiot berny sucked so much and would be terrible

what? no.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

u will find that actually yes

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

holy poo poo im not trolling but "The most easily trolled thread on the forums" is very loving apt

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
man, i discussed politics rain or shine, on berneys bad days and his good. especially his good. i guess i won the discussion, i talked about this day for MONTHS

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014
I'm beginning to think some people don't know what trolling is.

NumberLast has issued a correction as of 07:24 on Jul 14, 2016

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bernie needs to follow in Ted Cruz's footsteps and announce his VP pick.

I suggest Subcomandante Marcos.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Rand alPaul posted:

Bernie needs to follow in Ted Cruz's footsteps and announce his VP pick.

I suggest Subcomandante Marcos.

Gotta admit, even as a Hillary guy this would be really funny and I'd like to see it if just to watch the pundit class react

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

Gotta admit, even as a Hillary guy this would be really funny and I'd like to see it if just to watch the pundit class react

If Trump announces his cabinet then Sanders needs to name Mumia Abu-Jamal as his pick for attorney general.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


a messed up horse posted:

my cause was misogyny

Calling Out A Predator

quote:

Every night across America there are women crying themselves to sleep at Bernie Sanders’ repeated attacks on Hillary Clinton.

Strangelet Wave
Nov 6, 2004

Surely you're joking!

It's high time for Bernie to publicly repudiate his long-held support for sexual assault.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


Whoa there buddy how about a trigger warning next time?

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

:wtc:

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005


I think that one piece that complained about Bernie's policies just not making sense and that's why the author just had to vote for Hillary - before someone did a cursory google search and found out she was a piece of poo poo corporate lawyer - finally got topped.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


The ladies on Medium dot com really give the boys at S4P a run for their money. I wish I had known this before the primary was over.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum
We have spent a decade educating ourselves about sexual assaults (which Bernie has written about with glee), but we are more reticent about these daily micro-aggressions that serve the same goal: to keep women in our place. How much more in our place do we need to be? Of the over 2,000 governors who have served in this country, only 37 of them have been women. At the rate we are going, we might achieve gender equality in government in 500 years. Despite recent advances in medical science, this is certainly not within my lifetime, nor in the lifetimes of my daughter, her daughter, or her daughter.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Laphroaig posted:

We have spent a decade educating ourselves about sexual assaults (which Bernie has written about with glee), but we are more reticent about these daily micro-aggressions that serve the same goal: to keep women in our place. How much more in our place do we need to be? Of the over 2,000 governors who have served in this country, only 37 of them have been women. At the rate we are going, we might achieve gender equality in government in 500 years. Despite recent advances in medical science, this is certainly not within my lifetime, nor in the lifetimes of my daughter, her daughter, or her daughter.

True progressives wish to see non binary genders for office.

Biden however typo'd and is really into Trains.
Which are cool I guess

But trains are a race, not gender.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

ThndrShk2k posted:

True progressives wish to see non binary genders for office.

Biden however typo'd and is really into Trains.
Which are cool I guess

But trains are a race, not gender.

Bernie identifies as a sexual Tyranasourus

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

pokemon go out and vote!

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Laphroaig posted:

We have spent a decade educating ourselves about sexual assaults (which Bernie has written about with glee), but we are more reticent about these daily micro-aggressions that serve the same goal: to keep women in our place. How much more in our place do we need to be? Of the over 2,000 governors who have served in this country, only 37 of them have been women. At the rate we are going, we might achieve gender equality in government in 500 years. Despite recent advances in medical science, this is certainly not within my lifetime, nor in the lifetimes of my daughter, her daughter, or her daughter.

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Yes what we need is a woman bombing the poor brown people instead of a man. That will fix everything!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
hey those "poor brown people" are really REALLY sexist and actually it might do more good

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Error 404 posted:

Yes what we need is a woman bombing the poor brown people instead of a man. That will fix everything!

There's no way that this isn't some hardcore second-wave feminist that believes women are incapable of declaring wars.

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Probably Magic posted:

There's no way that this isn't some hardcore second-wave feminist that believes women are incapable of declaring wars.

Might even be a first-waver, tbh

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Which reminds me, Gloria Steinem utterly embarrassing herself on behalf of Hillary of all people is one of the sadder things to come out of this election season.

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Error 404 posted:

Yes what we need is a woman bombing the poor brown people instead of a man. That will fix everything!

Throwing around the phrase "poor brown people" isn't condescending or common to imperialists at all.

:greenangel:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
the preferred term is "radical islamic terrorists"

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Princess Di posted:

Throwing around the phrase "poor brown people" isn't condescending or common to imperialists at all.

:greenangel:

And flights of f35s sing thee to thy rest

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Why are those 'refugee' hordes approaching?

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