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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

I just hope medical science can cure me.

Oh, Nastier Nate, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?

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DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

Oh, Nastier Nate, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?

Well, we're up to 15!

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

TMMadman posted:

Oh, Nastier Nate, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?

DizzyBum posted:

Well, we're up to 15!

♪To your spic-and-span infirmary,
Where all our wounds are healed,
Hail to thee Kamp Krusty!♪

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

MrSlam posted:

♪To your spic-and-span infirmary,
Where all our wounds are healed,
Hail to thee Kamp Krusty!♪

Don't worry MrSlam, America's healthcare system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain.... well, all of Europe, but you can thank your lucky stars that we don't live in Paraguay.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Baka-nin posted:

Don't worry MrSlam, America's healthcare system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain.... well, all of Europe, but you can thank your lucky stars that we don't live in Paraguay.

Baka-nin, anyone could miss Canada...all tucked away down there.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

DizzyBum posted:

I'm afraid it's now $40,000.

Remember when I said we'd have to send to NASA to calculate your bar tab? Well the results came back today.



You owe me 70 billion dollars.

No, wait, that's for the Voyager Spacecraft.




Your tab is 14 billion dollars.

Root Bear fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Jul 14, 2016

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

Oh, Nastier Nate, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?

I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. PS, please alter my pants as fashion dictates.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MrSlam posted:

♪To your spic-and-span infirmary,
Where all our wounds are healed,
Hail to thee Kamp Krusty!♪

Get this kid a magazine. STAT.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. PS, please alter my pants as fashion dictates.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

TMMadman posted:

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Nobody likes Milhouse! :argh:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Mister Kingdom posted:

Nobody likes Milhouse! :argh:

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003


Oh, Milhouse doesn't count.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011




I think I'll write your performance evaluation now, Root Bear. :mad:

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

York_M_Chan posted:

Oh, Milhouse doesn't count.

Is Millhouse okay?




Uh.... I'll be right back.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Nobody likes Milhouse! :argh:

Listen, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but we both want to stop Do over Ham from posting a quote.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

IMJack posted:

Get this kid a magazine. STAT.

It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

After The War posted:

It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time.

If you don't start making more sense, After The War, we're going to have to put you in a home!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

JohnnyCanuck posted:

If you don't start making more sense, After The War, we're going to have to put you in a home!

You already put After the War in a home.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

TMMadman posted:

You already put After the War in a home.

"Latex Condo". Boy, I'd like to live in one of those!

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

TMMadman posted:

You already put After the War in a home.

Then we'll put him in that crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

JohnnyCanuck posted:

If you don't start making more sense, After The War, we're going to have to put you in a home!

Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on, TMMadman, let's go home.

TMMadman posted:

You already put After the War in a home.

That was fast. :sigh:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Then we'll put him in that crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!

You didn't build this house. You won it in a crooked '50s game show.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

TMMadman posted:

You didn't build this house. You won it in a crooked '50s game show.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Class3KillStorm posted:

I think I'll write your performance evaluation now, Root Bear. :mad:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011




Aw, that's it. You can't insult this guy! You call him a moron and he sits there, grinning moron-ally.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

TMMadman posted:

You didn't build this house. You won it in a crooked '50s game show.

I ratted on everybody and got off scott-free!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Class3KillStorm posted:

Aw, that's it. You can't insult this guy! You call him a moron and he sits there, grinning moron-ally.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I ratted on everybody and got off scott-free!

Somebody in this thread... is a squealer!

We've got it narrowed down to Class3TightLips, and Neddy the Squealer.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

After The War posted:

Somebody in this thread... is a squealer!

We've got it narrowed down to Class3TightLips, and Neddy the Squealer.

Neddy, you did the right thing. KillStorm, come with me for punishment! :mad:

You too, Snitchy. :mad:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

IMJack posted:

Neddy, you did the right thing. KillStorm, come with me for punishment! :mad:

You too, Snitchy. :mad:

You've got to squeal to every moderator and grown-up you can find! Coming to me was a good start.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I hope everyone had their Kippers this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXIkdokAptA

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

After The War posted:

Somebody in this thread... is a squealer!

We've got it narrowed down to Class3TightLips, and Neddy the Squealer.

IMJack posted:

Neddy, you did the right thing. KillStorm, come with me for punishment! :mad:

You too, Snitchy. :mad:





Did you know IMJack's real name is Marion?

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I hope everyone had their Kippers this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXIkdokAptA



Is it St. Swithin's Day alreadY?

AuntHelga
Jul 15, 2016

MrSlam posted:

Is it St. Swithin's Day alreadY?

TIS!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Neddy Seagoon posted:



Did you know IMJack's real name is Marion?

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Neddy Seagoon posted:



Did you know IMJack's real name is Marion?

Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal. This police radio entertains me with other people's miseries. We get a free funeral for Jerusalem, God forbid, and I can run background checks on whomever I want, Momar.

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Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

TMMadman posted:

Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal. This police radio entertains me with other people's miseries. We get a free funeral for Jerusalem, God forbid, and I can run background checks on whomever I want, Momar.

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