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MeinPanzer posted:http://www.slashfilm.com/the-force-awakens-alternate-opening/ I can see it now..... Force Awakens opens to the Vader v. Luke duel on Cloud City. Literally just reusing the footage from Empire. Then Vader cuts off Luke's hand, the camera zooms past Luke and follows the severed hand down the shaft like Gandalf following the Balrog. As it falls into the open air, cut, next scene hand is floating through space. Some goofy alien CGI character finds it "whooahaha meesa likah diss" or some such and he pockets it. Cue Rey scenes.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 17:36 |
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Phi230 posted:Some goofy alien CGI character finds it "whooahaha meesa likah diss" Then looks into the end of the lightsaber and turns it on.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 17:46 |
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Phi230 posted:As it falls into the open air, cut, next scene hand is floating through space. Some goofy alien CGI character finds it "whooahaha meesa likah diss" or some such and he pockets it. Cue Rey scenes. This would make sense since he is the most powerful Sith Lord there is.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:49 |
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Phi230 posted:THATS WHY THERE ARE 3 MAIN CHARACTERS WHOAOOAOAOAOAAAHAHH I would not mind a Star Wars reenactment of Three the Hard Way.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:58 |
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I hope they use de-aging on Hamill to reveal that Vader had additional Big Twist lines between I am your father and Luke jumping off, they just weren't important until now.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:22 |
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Electromax posted:I hope they use de-aging on Hamill to reveal that Vader had additional Big Twist lines between I am your father and Luke jumping off, they just weren't important until now. "I am your father" "What, get out of here!" "The radiation from lightsabers causes testicular cancer" "That's crazy talk, man" "There will be a remake of Ghostbusters with an all-female main cast!" "NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" *jumps*
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:28 |
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Forest Whitaker in Rogue One is playing a character from the Clone Wars cartoon. http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/22/star-wars-rogue-one-forest-whitaker-character
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 22:40 |
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The MSJ posted:Forest Whitaker in Rogue One is playing a character from the Clone Wars cartoon. I hope Truman Capote the Hutt appears in a Major Motion Picture now.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 00:28 |
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egon_beeblebrox posted:I hope Truman Capote the Hutt appears in a Major Motion Picture now. Truman Capote the Hutt is dead, shot through the heart by his ex-lover and current Jabba's Palace singer Sy Snootles.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 00:43 |
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KiteAuraan posted:Truman Capote the Hutt is dead, shot through the heart by his ex-lover and current Jabba's Palace singer Sy Snootles. Life finds a way.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 00:47 |
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He might be still alive in the Han Solo movie.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 00:58 |
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egon_beeblebrox posted:Life uh finds a way.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:17 |
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:03 |
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Fuzz posted:This would make sense since he is the most powerful Sith Lord there is. My favorite thing is the legions of nerds who actually thought Jar Jar was intentionally the main bad guy in star wars and believed it with fanatic fervor.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:12 |
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ChickenMedium posted:"I am your father" I swear this was a joke on Family Guy or Robot Chicken like ten years ago.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 03:35 |
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Phi230 posted:What makes you guys tgink that EP 8 is even going to be leaked in any way It's not even being made, that's how tight security is.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 05:14 |
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Phi230 posted:My favorite thing is the legions of nerds who actually thought Jar Jar was intentionally the main bad guy in star wars and believed it with fanatic fervor. This is a fun theory in Phantom Menace but I'm surprised even the most dedicated nerds really clung to it like it was going to happen. Like of course Jar Jar is the fool in Phantom Menace's wushu flick band of good guys, so the part about him being super good with the force in an unknowing and lucky way as a counterpart to Obi-Wan being a devout monk and Qui-Gonn basically being the guy the other jedi buy weed from makes sense and is cool, but did people for real unjokingly think he was going to be the big bad?
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 06:38 |
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Timby posted:I swear this was a joke on Family Guy or Robot Chicken like ten years ago. Robot Chicken, with Mark Hamill no less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbkN9vb__8
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 07:00 |
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McSpanky posted:It's not even being made, that's how tight security is. Nah, man. They're filming 200 different scenes and then an AI is going to edit them into a film. No one will see it before it is wide-released in theaters.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 07:01 |
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ChickenMedium posted:Nah, man. They're filming 200 different scenes and then an AI is going to edit them into a film. No one will see it before it is wide-released in theaters. Didn't realize Lucas was involved in Ep8. Cool.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 14:19 |
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In-universe action figure spotted.
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 01:08 |
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"TK-241, point to where Vader chocked you."
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 18:46 |
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drunkill posted:"TK-241, point to where Vader chocked you." ...so... much... wrong...
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 19:49 |
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A full length Rogue One trailer is being released on July 15th.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 07:51 |
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Gonz posted:A full length Rogue One trailer is being released on July 15th. 100% more jokes I bet!
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:45 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:100% more jokes I bet! Disney intentionally cut a trailer with "more Laffs". Laffs with a capital L.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:10 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:100% more jokes I bet! Two jokes!
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:13 |
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this has to be the one that shows Darth Vader is in it, right? they're going to use that as a major marketing push at some point
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:24 |
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If they're going to use it, you use it in Trailer 1, not to be confused with the Teaser or Trailer 2.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 03:14 |
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drat, this movie looks hot.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 04:12 |
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The current trailer isn't trailery enough?
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 10:54 |
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McSpanky posted:The current trailer isn't trailery enough? Its just a teaser
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 17:34 |
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I think I'll avoid the future trailers then, this one's already whetted my appetite quite effectively. (he said in the spoilerama thread )
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 17:42 |
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So is it true the dark side was created by a tree?
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 03:42 |
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Noam Chomsky posted:So is it true the dark side was created by a tree? Yes, and The first lightsabers were actually logging tools.
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 17:48 |
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DandyLion posted:Yes, and The first lightsabers were actually logging tools. Why else would all Jedi grow those awesome lumberjack beards?
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 19:31 |
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This explains the evolution of Ysalamiri.
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 20:01 |
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Description of the new (actual) trailer which was screened at celebration but we won't be seeing for some time?? http://collider.com/rogue-one-new-trailer-description/ quote:The trailer opens up with a few shots of what looks to be a young Jyn Erso running as an Imperial ship soars above before cutting to Felicity Jones as voice over plays; “There isn’t much time. Every day, we grow weaker. While the day grows grimmer, we still have a chance … to make a real difference.” The music begins to ramp up as we catch glimpses of handcuffed rebels being walked through the streets and shots from the first trailer and from the Star Wars Celebration reel including Stormtroopers walking through Scarif, the Shoretroopers, a shot of Orson Krennic flanked by Death Troopers walking across a terrain that looks a lot like the grassy area we see the young Jyn running through at the beginning of the piece.
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# ? Jul 15, 2016 18:25 |
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drunkill posted:Description of the new (actual) trailer which was screened at celebration but we won't be seeing for some time?? https://vid.me/nUmJ Click if you want to be frustrated. The guy films only the upper right corner of the screen for most of the trailer and almost all the shots we do see are recycled from the first teaser. I assume that a high quality version will be put up tonight or tomorrow. In case anyone was wondering where the promised "three-minute trailer" is, it was actually a sizzle reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUb_zpdyDpU
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That BTS looks great. Also nice to see some returning background aliens, since TFA went totally knew for all the aliens, save for the returning characters.
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