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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Jesus just shut up and introduce the man.

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/754336322182012929

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"That's more than Dwight D. Eisenhower. He won the second World War though. Pretty good."

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

ahahahah this is great

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Your message and people are indeed unbelievable, Donny

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Why the gently caress do stone and pense look like that? They look like they should be selling icecream or sitting on a ventriloquists lap

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

"Such loyal people!"

*sues former staffer for $10 million*

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i beat 17 people in unarmed combat in the primary arena, i have no equal

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So, how about that Mike Pence?

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.
As a hybrid miner and steel worker I am voting Trumppence

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

*totally not rapey voice* "They want these things to happen..."

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
rambling rambling rambling

oh poo poo yeah mention pence

rambling rambling rambling

wait why am I here again?

Star
Jul 15, 2005

Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.
Fallen Rib
Haha, "they're really smart" apropos the evangelicals

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.
People were surprised, they said "he's not perfect", but you know what... :smugdon:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Mike Pence will say radical islam. Now about those primary's. Also the way he inhales is loving disgusting

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
even the top mooslem leaders were in my office, believe it or not!

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
trump going theocrat today

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

he truly cannot stop talking about himself

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I seriously have no loving idea what he's talking about, most of the time I can kinda follow his ramblings but this is on a new level.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Mr. Pumroy posted:

he truly cannot stop talking about himself

Manafort has kept him locked in a closet the last couple days. He's got a lot of ground to make up.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Alright............ back to Mike Pence."

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.

Joementum posted:

"Alright............ back to Mike Pence."

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

"But back to Mike Pence..."

*continues to not talk about Mike Pence*

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

"picking mike pence finally let me figure out what the gently caress indiana is"

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Won't someone think of the theocrats? :cry:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Aliquid posted:

"picking mike pence finally let me figure out what the gently caress indiana is"

Its that state whose governor endorses Trump's primary rival

Star
Jul 15, 2005

Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.
Fallen Rib
He was so close to actually start talking about Pence but then he had to mention how he won Indiana

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
To start off this Mike Pence segment of the Mike Pence announcement, he's talking about how awful NAFTA is, which Mike Pence supported.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

This is loving ridiculous even by Trump standards.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I wonder if this is a symptom of wanting to switch from Pence to someone else

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

fsif posted:

"But back to Mike Pence..."

*continues to talk about something, anything but Mike Pence*

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Joementum posted:

"Alright............ back to Mike Pence."

Less than 10 seconds later he's talking about something else entirely

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/754337958359105536

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


Still getting used to the Republican nominee for president railing against NAFTA.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
I guess he still wants to delay the VP announcement til Monday.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Ok he's getting back on track I think

Edit: NOPE

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"This is the primary reason I wanted Mike......... other than he looks very good."

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Trump is familiar with the consequences of firing thousands of people, yes.

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.
incredible wife

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

oh my god hahaha

everybody knows what the consequences are, but i won't say them because i gotta talk about mike

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