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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Seriously cant believe that ppl are really in favor of no ports besides Lightning. It's already criminal how Apple basically sells 8GB of internal flash for $100, on top of having no SD card, and they keep trimming the battery down for no reason so they can sell you charger cases, but somehow its a good thing that now you need to buy a bunch of Apple brand bluetooth stuff or adaptor dongles just to use freaking audio output.

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MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
becuase the lightning adapter will be connected to the headphones

in practice, nothing will change for my use case

it'll be annoying if they don't include an adapter though

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

MeruFM posted:

becuase the lightning adapter will be connected to the headphones

in practice, nothing will change for my use case

it'll be annoying if they don't include an adapter though

probably a $15 thing because they will bundle lightning earbuds and want you to buy Official Lightning Headphones™

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Im betting the headphones are going to be super uncomfortable with a thick rear end lightning spec cable instead of your typical hair-thin 3.5mm cables where the sheathing is the biggest part

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Or they will bundle bluetooth headphones and the iPhone prices will rise another $100, except the headphones are extremely bad $20 amazon pair quality and will break constantly and have horrible battery life

Toady
Jan 12, 2009

the steady march of progress terrifies and confuses nerds. "what do you mean, there's one port instead of two? what if i inexplicably have many things to plug in?"

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Larry Parrish posted:

Im betting the headphones are going to be super uncomfortable with a thick rear end lightning spec cable instead of your typical hair-thin 3.5mm cables where the sheathing is the biggest part

lol what reality do you live in

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Toady posted:

the steady march of progress terrifies and confuses nerds. "what do you mean, there's one port instead of two? what if i inexplicably have many things to plug in?"

It's 2 things, headphones and a charger that everyone and their mom have and use regularly. "Progress" will instead make people carry around some kind of y-adaptor, increasing the number of things to plug in. This has nothing to do with "nerds" and you have AIDS.

Toady
Jan 12, 2009

neurotypicals would just keep the adapter connected to the headphones, and everything would be the same as before

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Toady
Jan 12, 2009

this yospos nerd meltdown is almost as bad as when apple announced larger phone screens

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Toady posted:

neurotypicals would just keep the adapter connected to the headphones, and everything would be the same as before

How the hell do you, of all people, presume to know anything about anything remotely "neurotypical" when you are the most fail-infested MegaCorp White Knight in YOSPOS?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I bought one of the very first android telephones ever made, the HTC Magic, which had no headphone jack -- only a mini-USB port. You needed to use a little bundled adapter for headphones, just like what Apple is purportedly going to do. it loving sucked, everyone complained about it (even the spergoids and nerds who bought the first androids) and no HTC phone since has done this stupid adapter thing.

but you know, Apple 2016::android 2008 so

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
so what was so bad about it

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



MeruFM posted:

so what was so bad about it


Sagebrush posted:

I bought one of the very first android telephones ever made

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

MeruFM posted:

so what was so bad about it

It was just as annoying as every other dongle ever, i.e., a useless piece of hardware that should be designed out of existence if the designer's any good

in this case it added weight to the end of the headphone cable, gave an extra point in the line where the thing couldn't bend, something to get hung up on your pockets as you pulled the phone in and out, if you wanted to play music at a party or car or whatever and you forgot the dongle you're out of luck, on and on


also that, but that was independent of the dongle

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
people put up with a lot of garbage connector ideas like usb A being symmetrical outside and asymmetrical inside.

people hate it when things don't work after plugging them in though. if that was the main complaint about the android dongle, then the comparison is invalid.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Toady posted:

this yospos nerd meltdown is almost as bad as when apple announced larger phone screens

The bigger screens are good, though.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

MeruFM posted:


people hate it when things don't work after plugging them in though. if that was the main complaint about the android dongle, then the comparison is invalid.

that wasn't the problem at all. the dongle worked fine. you just made that up right now for no reason.

brap
Aug 23, 2004

Grimey Drawer
yeah making phones thinner instead of having longer lasting batteries or other good stuff is stupid

also there's still no new mbp. goddamn Apple.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

apple phone is very good

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

BONGHITZ posted:

apple phone is very good

Nah

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

It's not good but it's definitely the least bad

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

error1 posted:

It's not good but it's definitely the least bad

Nah. It sucks.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
There's a lot of insanely cheap and bad Android phones on the market so its not the worst. But it's basically a windows phone with a worse UI somehow and more apps. Also you pay twice the price for a logo and increasingly worse battery life every generation

Its not like this is the iPod days where it really is the best product on the market when most other MP3 players don't even have pixel displays and use lovely (compared to today) flash memory.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
android is still very bad. my favorite thing is that on the nexus 5x, a "small" android phone, it is impossible to reach touch targets on the upper left/right when holding the phone one handed because even a small android is bigger than the iPhone 6

also there's no reachability to bring it down

android is a mess! sad!

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Personally I think maybe an inch or two wider than the non-Plus iPhone screen size is ideal... My sausage thumbs cannot stretch much further than that. And I'll be damned if I'm using my phone with two hands without a stylus.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Donald Trump will ban phones that tiny hand ppl can't use

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
reachability was apple's tacit admission that they had made the phone too large to use

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
4" is far too small given how phone usage evolved and Apple waited too long to introduce reasonably sized phones, losing craploads of market share. Get over it.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012



two things became available to the public in 2002-2003

1. mobile internet access, allowing people to browse porn with their phone
2. camera phones, allowing people to make porn with their phone

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

goddamn cat chewed my Lightning to 3.5mm audio dongle

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

loving cat chewed up my $35 Lightning earbuds that only work with one device

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Toady posted:

this yospos nerd meltdown is almost as bad as when apple announced larger phone screens

but they released the iphone se because they realized 4 inches is the correct size

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



my se got stolen and i'm really upset about that.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

zen death robot posted:

thats just what they tell you so you don't feel inadequate

IT NOT THE SIZE OF THE SHIP, ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN THAT MATTERS :mad:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

mishaq posted:

IT NOT THE SIZE OF THE SHIP, ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN THAT MATTERS :mad:

i always knew you you were a sovcit

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
remember, the angrier nerds get, the better an apple product does.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
example:

https://twitter.com/asymco/status/753650961026015232

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Apr 18, 2007

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uncurable mlady posted:

android is still very bad. my favorite thing is that on the nexus 5x, a "small" android phone, it is impossible to reach touch targets on the upper left/right when holding the phone one handed because even a small android is bigger than the iPhone 6

also there's no reachability to bring it down

android is a mess! sad!

That makes me think you have tiny hands and the last line basically confirms it

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