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Pick the winner, number of games, and score of the last game Jersey City Jobbers @ Genoa Janus in 6 9-4
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 11:13 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 13:04 |
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Someone please pick the Jobbers, I can't handle this level of confidence in my team.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 11:37 |
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IMAGE ARTIFACTS ARE MY TRIGGER CraigK fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Jul 16, 2016 |
# ? Jul 16, 2016 12:51 |
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CraigK posted:IMAGE ARTIFACTS ARE MY TRIGGER Didn't bother to edit out the @dril and replace with me, smdh
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 13:12 |
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Pick 'em: That Famous Event We All Know And Even Watch For Some Reason This Sunday Probably At Like 4:00 Eastern! Pick the winner, number of games, and score of the last game Genoa Janus 5 games, 5-1
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 13:18 |
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That joke would work better if we actually spent money on the SL.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 13:19 |
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FairGame posted:Didn't bother to edit out the @dril and replace with me, smdh gently caress HOLD ON
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 13:25 |
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~ Kozmic Space Fish Guest Obituary, By Yaya ~Pander posted:That joke would work better if we actually spent money on the SL. i'm quite sure mcfreeze doesn't pay for sl-ref with hugs and lollipops :| CraigK fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Jul 16, 2016 |
# ? Jul 16, 2016 13:32 |
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Pick E'm Jobbers in 7, 5-1
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 14:38 |
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Pick 'em: That Famous Event We All Know And Even Watch For Some Reason This Sunday Probably At Like 4:00 Eastern! Jersey City Jobbers in 6, 3-2
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 15:17 |
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Super-League XIX, Dynamo League Championship Series: Mitchell Kernels vs. Sindhi Sheikhs Sing, muses, sing of the Kernels, team of CFBalla, that brought countless ills upon the Dynamo League. Many a brave team did they send hurrying down to the Sub-Par League, and many a owner did it yield a prey to despair and destruction, for so was the defensive prowess of the Masked Shortstop that turned hits to outs and hopes to naught. Sing, muses, sing of the former two-time Tag Team Champions, sing of four-time reigning Memento Mori Division Champions, sing of the reigning Dynamo League Champions, sing of the reigning and defending Super-League Champions of this world. Sing, muses, sing now of the Sheikhs, team of Beet, who came down furious from the summits of Sindh, with MACHINE and power bats, and rattled dingers off their foes with the rage that trembled with them. For CFBalla had dishonored them in the past, in that they used the Envelope upon them, therefore, the MACHINE sat ready to send evils upon the Kernels. Sing, muses, sing of the three-time reigning and defending Tag Team Champions, sing of the reigning Sic Transit Vir Division champions, sing of the defending Canadian, European, Hardcore, Intercontinental, Larkin-Downing, Television, and United States Champions. Sing, muses of the final battle between mask and machine, wherein endless war gave way to inescapable fate. Sing of the end. The Epic Cycle posted:Thus the Kernels in Mitchell, scared like fawns, wiped the sweat from off them, and drank to quench their thirst, leaning against the goodly bleachers, while the Sheikhs, with their bats laid upon their shoulders drew close to the stadium. But stern fate bade the Masked Shortstop stay where he was before the Kernels' gate. Team Status Report Sindhi Sheikhs Injuries -None- Pitcher Rest Phil Douglas (OK!) Jack Chesbro (1 Day Out) Jack Chesbro (2 Days Out) Slim Sallee (OK!) South Bolton Eazy W's Injuries Rob Dibble (RP) (5 Days/Out until Game 5) Scott Rolen (3B) (215 Days/Out for Finals) Jack McDowell (SP) (43 Days/Out for Finals) Duke Snider (OF) (71 Days/Out for Finals Pitcher Rest Cy Young (OK!) Pete Alexander (OK!) Wanderlei Bolton (OK!) Steve Carlton (OK!) Pick 'em: FINALS! Pick the Winner, Number of Games (best of seven), and Score of Final Game The W's have home field advantage Sindhi Sheikhs vs. South Bolton Eazy W's
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 19:14 |
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See you around, Balla. edit: Both the Burnt Doritos and Kernels died via bullpen blowing the 9th inning so if you're a new owner, don't let anybody ever tell you bullpens aren't important. Yaya fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jul 16, 2016 |
# ? Jul 16, 2016 19:32 |
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That's Dr. Balla, to you. Years of education and unethical medical experiments, he will return to the league with a revived Masked Shortstop. Then it will be dark times. Darker than now, since these are already pretty dark times. Super dark times ahead!
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 19:40 |
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Pick 'em: FINALS! Pick the Winner, Number of Games (best of seven), and Score of Final Game The W's have home field advantage Sindhi Sheikhs vs. South Bolton Eazy W's in 6, 4-2
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 20:15 |
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Pick 'em! W's in 7, 9-1.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 20:28 |
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Pick'em Sheikhs in 6. Final Score 5-2
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 20:50 |
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I will miss Balla, he is a good friend and one of the nicest people I've met On Line. The Mitchell Kernels however, and the Nine's lifetime 15-58 record against them, I think I will live without
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 20:51 |
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Monicro posted:I will miss Balla, he is a good friend and one of the nicest people I've met On Line. Same. Have fun becoming a doctor and don't forget to stop in and say hi now and again, friend.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 21:03 |
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Balla officiated my first EC, with the team that remains my favorite, so that was pretty cool. Good luck with med school, man.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 21:25 |
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Balla I hope you fail out of med school real quick so you can return to doing something meaningful with your life.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 21:59 |
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Yaya posted:See you around, Balla. I would agree with this, but for the fact that the Burnt Doritos bullpen was good (both in tag and in theory), and the Kernels bullpen was effective the entire season. Oh well. Congrats Beet, and good luck in the next round. It was fun competing against you for the past several seasons. Thanks y'all, for making this so fun. And thank you Smasher, for running this league and gifting us with your incredible writing. I'll see you on the other side.
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CFBalla posted:I would agree with this, but for the fact that the Burnt Doritos bullpen was good (both in tag and in theory), and the Kernels bullpen was effective the entire season. Clearly, the real lesson to be learned is "don't actually bother building a great bullpen, it will only make the betrayal more painful".
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 22:16 |
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As for me, I will say the famous joke, "The Balla is inert." Thank you.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 22:49 |
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Bellhorn to 3B (of course) Good luck to both teams, may the best team win!
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 22:59 |
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Go W's!
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 04:23 |
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HulkaMatt posted:Go W's! Way to kill TMS, hulkamatt. Or should I say SMASHER. Don't know how we'll ever know if it's the real you anymore.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 04:24 |
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Rooting hard for Beet so that the Machine can disappear in the same season as the Masked SS.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 05:28 |
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Pander posted:Way to kill TMS, hulkamatt. Or should I say SMASHER. that would be a hell of a swerve
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 05:38 |
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Don't forget about the most important live stream on the whole internet tomorrow. Probably about 15 hours from this post or so. At this! https://www.twitch.tv/coolmcfreeze
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 05:47 |
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Mornacale posted:Rooting hard for Beet so that the Machine can disappear in the same season as the Masked SS. I want to give every member of your new division a created player that is totally unfair just because I can.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 05:52 |
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Mornacale posted:Rooting hard for Beet so that the Machine can disappear in the same season as the Masked SS. Beet saved the Machine once. He'll save him again. Smasher would probably be better served taking Buck Leonard. He doesn't need two ridiculous SSs
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 06:12 |
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The Macho Men could claim a player but wouldn't they still stick around since Beet is tag champ?
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 06:17 |
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Yaya posted:The Macho Men could claim a player but wouldn't they still stick around since Beet is tag champ? It'd be the same as what happened to the kernals. They live until they lose the tag team championship. Ditto for losing a player. Forgot they won.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 06:24 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:I want to give every member of your new division a created player that is totally unfair just because I can. If you put him in my division, I want Octane McBane from Ken Griffey Jr Baseball.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 06:35 |
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Pander posted:Beet saved the Machine once. He'll save him again. The MACHINE is also a capable 2B. Buck Leonard is one of the longest-tenured players in the league, playing in 14 of the last 16 seasons of the Super League, including ten straight seasons as a member of the Pirates/Sheikhs. That's a piece of history that the league would be poorer without. In any case, I'm not sure what more I can say that hasn't already been said. These playoffs have had some of the most varied and interesting write-ups in the history of the league. From all the delightfully off-beat stuff that encompassed the series I didn't have a personal stake in, to the epic adaptations that culminated in The Masked Shortstop vs. The MACHINE outside the walls of Furthermore, It's also given a true sense of finality to my rivalry with CFBalla, after inadvertently creating that monster so many seasons ago when I traded him the Piracy Note for Mike Piazza of all things. That first incarnation of the Kernels lost 100 games, and I figured that Balla was yet another in a long line of dead-end owners who would never learn how to navigate the waters of the Super League and at best produce a long line of one-and-done teams like so many others. It turns out that what I had done, instead, was given the most promising new owner in the Super League a tool to become the biggest obstacle to my dominance of the Dynamo League for the next several seasons. I will miss you, CFBalla, you came out of nowhere to reshape the league with your savvy for five seasons. Now, to matters of the present. The series with the Ws looms large. For a third time, I face the Ws in the finals. I'm pretty sure that's a record for two owners facing each other in the finals. So that's cool. And once again, the Ws have home field advantage for no reason other than the sheer vagaries of fate. At least this time, our teams are more evenly matched in terms of talent and record. Will this finally be the time I best the Ws and claim my reward from Smasher's esteemed Macho Men on schedule? I suppose we'll find out on Monday. I will make a lineup post in a couple of hours, before the sun breaks upon the shining waters of Lake Michigan. Beet fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Jul 17, 2016 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:I want to give every member of your new division a created player that is totally unfair just because I can. Yeah, and it would make him totally mad to give one to the Mexicutioners too I bet!
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 08:20 |
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Pick 'em: FINALS! South Bolton Eazy W's in 5, 7-3
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 16:17 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:I want to give every member of your new division a created player that is totally unfair just because I can. Just put him in the SG and guarantee that a Mon gets demoted!
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 17:40 |
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Pick 'em: That Famous Event We All Know And Even Watch For Some Reason This Sunday Probably At Like 4:00 Eastern! Pick the winner, number of games, and score of the last game Genoa Janus 6 games, 8-5
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# ? May 26, 2024 13:04 |
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We will be starting in a little while. Here is the link again! Also, give me some money. http://twitch.tv/coolmcfreeze
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:33 |