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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




The MIGF Memorial Garbage Food and Garbage Political Analysis Thread

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My Imaginary BF
Jun 3, 2016

by zen death robot

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Squizzle posted:

The MIGF Memorial Garbage Food and Garbage Political Analysis Thread




Ugh. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/07/17/reports-baton-rouge-police-officers-shot/87218884/

quote:

A witness told WBRZ-TV that a man was dressed in black with his face covered shooting indiscriminately when he walked out between a convenience store and car wash across from Hammond Air Plaza. Police closed the streets between the police department’s headquarters and Interstate 12.

My Imaginary BF
Jun 3, 2016

by zen death robot

My Imaginary BF
Jun 3, 2016

by zen death robot
What do ISIS and BLM have in common?


Both are tax protests given form by socioeconomic factors

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
dadchat comes home to roost

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

MaxNV posted:

Reports saying 3 cops shot in Louisiana.

3 dead, 7 shot

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/17/us/baton-route-police-shooting/index.html

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

MaxNV posted:

Reports saying 3 cops shot in Louisiana.

last i heard, 7 cops shot, 3 dead

remember, guns are allowed at the convention

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Vertical Lime posted:

remember, guns are allowed at the convention

Only kind of but not really.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Al! posted:

I wonder how many of them are banging the congressman they're interning for

I'm pretty sure that's in the job description. There was a fiasco a while back where one of them had a blog about all the men she slept with for money because the job didn't pay enough. It pays OK, but not enough to put you in the nicest areas of the greater DC area and eating at the nicest places and wearing the nicest clothes. I've dealt with a lot of them and if you think politicians are insufferable assholes you haven't seen the people who work for them!

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Vertical Lime posted:

last i heard, 7 cops shot, 3 dead

remember, guns are allowed at the convention

Ugg 2016

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

EugeneJ posted:

Has Warren ever directly addressed the "used her shaky Native American heritage to get a free ride" criticism, or does she just handwave it away

That's very Hillary of her

She has never received anything because of it, but has anyone ever proved that it was shaky or not actually true?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
better ban guns until we can figure out what's going on

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





You should all go see The Purge: Election Year. Hits the nerve of the time pretty well.

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Al! posted:

better ban guns until we can figure out what's going on

Guns are protected by the constitution but immigration is not.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

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https://twitter.com/ScottBaio/status/752324486276403200

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


mlmp08 posted:

Pork Tenderloin sandwich. Pretty tasty, if bad for you.

Does it still qualify as a sandwich when there's less meat between the bread than outside it?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Vladimir Putin posted:

Guns are protected by the constitution but immigration is not.

oh too bad. i guess we can't do anything about mass shootings then

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


charles in charge of misogyny

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Lord Hydronium posted:

Does it still qualify as a sandwich when there's less meat between the bread than outside it?

I didn't even post one of the absurd ones. The bread is really just a less greasy handle so you can shove a schnitzel in your face.



Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i know a pocket pussy when i see one

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

makes you think

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
The Hispanics love me!

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/754707265068728320

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Is putting tomatoes in a Caesar salad some extremely weird Queens thing?

Guessing: no, that's not how you make a Caesar salad where he's from.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





I have some real questions about the jowls on B. Clinton, there.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Joementum posted:

Is putting tomatoes in a Caesar salad some extremely weird Queens thing?

Guessing: no, that's not how you make a Caesar salad where he's from.

Tsar Salad

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
It's good leadership to storm into a kitchen and scream about salad. It shows strength.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Kaiser Salad

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Czar Salad

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/754708273375375360

Oh yeah, this is fine. Not going to be any problems this week, no sir!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
either way he's never cooked a thing in his life

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I checked and Chilis does not have a Caesar salad on the menu.

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Drunkboxer posted:

It's good leadership to storm into a kitchen and scream about salad. It shows strength.

idk, I know you're being sarcastic but I'd vote for Gordon Ramsay for Prez

edit: if he were eligible to serve

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Joementum posted:

Is putting tomatoes in a Caesar salad some extremely weird Queens thing?

Guessing: no, that's not how you make a Caesar salad where he's from.

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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/754708273375375360

Oh yeah, this is fine. Not going to be any problems this week, no sir!

Honestly it's still kind of surprising to me that gunslinging hasn't been a normal part of the RNC before.

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