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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Real talk, how long have you been setting that up?

Specifically, "Oh, the huge monies"

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Jul 17, 2016

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

heiy hunks. i've a genue in a bottle parody.

If you want a corned dog
baby theres a price to pay
1.50 a piece
and yotu gotta eat them right away

huff

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

wrong Website. Sorry

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Moving on

Darth, Jesus those are great. Little Darth during through the night at all?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Which qb hopped up on hgh is gonna be Tetsuo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxh-IjxG2KY

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Brocialist posted:

Moving on

Darth, Jesus those are great. Little Darth during through the night at all?

Little Darth found a binkie that he likes and is happy. He still in sleep, poop, eat, poop, poop some more then sleep mode, repeating every two hours.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Darth Brooks posted:

Little Darth found a binkie that he likes and is happy. He still in sleep, poop, eat, poop, poop some more then sleep mode, repeating every two hours.

Sounds like a goon-in-training.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Silly Burrito posted:

Sounds like a goon-in-training.

What would constitute a goon marathon, 26.2 hour session binge watching Dragonball Z, masturbating, and posting about how Bulma works to repress Vegeta as a strong male character so she should just keep her whore mouth shut?

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Eating the 8lb pulled pork sandwich at the barbecue place near UConn I'm at rn

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Brocialist posted:

Eating the 8lb pulled pork sandwich at the barbecue place near UConn I'm at rn

Do you get a t shirt if you finish it

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Brocialist posted:

Eating the 8lb pulled pork sandwich at the barbecue place near UConn I'm at rn

Pics

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Brocialist posted:

Eating the 8lb pulled pork sandwich at the barbecue place near UConn I'm at rn

I can only imagine the post sandwich toilet agony.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Silly Burrito posted:

I can only imagine the post sandwich toilet agony.

I think after 8lbs of pulled pork, you've ascended beyond the need to use a toilet.

I.e. your bowel falls straight through you.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


oh, I didn't eat it, I just thought it'd be the perfect "goon marathon"

sorry if that was unclear. It's at this place here

e. barely finished the 1/2lb. one. it's good but gat drat I can't eat fatty poo poo like I used to

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Cavauro posted:

hey man glad to be here. In my opinion, do a comic about qbs licking their fangers.

YOUR WILL IS DONE. SORT OF

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/you-dont-know-where-those-hands-have-been/

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Mods change my name to Adjustment Noises.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Fantastic.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


you just reminded me of Jake Delhomme and how that motherfucker would take big ol' slobberin licks of both hands before every single goddamn snap

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Mods change my name to Adjustment Noises.

Beat me to it, you fucker. :saddowns:

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Alaois posted:

you just reminded me of Jake Delhomme and how that motherfucker would take big ol' slobberin licks of both hands before every single goddamn snap

Well he got his

gently caress Delhomme

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Arian Foster Dolphins Jokez

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/arian-foster-joins-the-dolphins/

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008


not trying to tell you how to do your job but there were only a few panels of licking which is disappointing to most normal people and average peoople. normal joe's. so, keep that in mind, for the next one

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Five more. If you ever want to mess with a sports fan, just tell him that there was a team in the NFL called the Boston Yanks.









A couple of patriots letterheads, one from 1973 one from 2000's, I would guess. It would be interesting to post a team's progression of letterheads, just to see how they change.




I'm up to 101.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I'm going to get poo poo for this, but that 1973 Pats one is really cool.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Probably Magic posted:

I'm going to get poo poo for this, but that 1973 Pats one is really cool.

It really is though :allears:

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/rip-dennis-green/

Thanks for this. Denny was fun and I wish that he had more success, not only in 98 but also later. The man cared deeply about football and the players that he coached.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Can't believe I'm saying this as a Broncos fan but gently caress Gary Anderson

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



sam bradford lmao posted:

but gently caress Gary Anderson

:same:






:smithicide:

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

sam bradford lmao posted:

Can't believe I'm saying this as a Broncos fan but gently caress Gary Anderson

I really think the Vikings would've beaten the Broncos that year. It probably would have been a though and one of the best SBs in history.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Amazing comic Febreeze.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

sam bradford lmao posted:

gently caress Gary Anderson

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Games should not come down to one field goal

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Games should not come down to one field goal

gently caress the Vikings, he bitched out on the Badgers and for that gently caress him.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
The Vikings deserve it. Worship pagans, get hosed by the Holy Trinity.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I am having difficulty coming up with a joke today

tell me your comic ideas, Farthousians

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

I am having difficulty coming up with a joke today

tell me your comic ideas, Farthousians

Titans training camp starts, something incredibly dumb happens, punchline is someone says well this is a load of mularkey with a panel of the coach being sad

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
An AFCW team that's not the Broncos is eating lunch at the team's facility when all of a sudden all of the players become violently ill. Pan over to me in the kitchen laughing maniacally.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Febreeze posted:

I am having difficulty coming up with a joke today

tell me your comic ideas, Farthousians

Josh Gordon got simultaneously re-instated and suspended. Surely there's some material there.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

Titans training camp starts, something incredibly dumb happens, punchline is someone says well this is a load of mularkey with a panel of the coach being sad

yeah, there's a softball.

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Josh Gordon gets a parking ticket on his way out of the NFLs meeting giving him the "good news he's reinstated" and by the time he gets home ESPN has a banner showing that he's up to no good again and Goodell is at a press conference announcing that Gordon is being forced to retire for brand new multiple violations of conduct

With Aldon Smith still being free and clear allowed to play after the dui and new weed Twitter poo poo

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