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she'll be speaking on the "make america work again" night. she'll tell us all about how when trump is president he'll get america a modeling career just like he did with her!
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Joementum posted:According to the RNC schedule, nothing happened in Melania's life prior to her marriage. i had no idea she has a degree in architecture
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Jazerus posted:Secretary of Homeland Security Scott Baio Who is scott baio I hear about the idiot and trump all the time
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There's got to be some internal strife between recently graduating from a Sociology or Urban Studies program and then being expected to brag on your father Donald Trump at the RNC.
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How is Melania Trump's bio like 5x longer than Ben Carson's
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If you could time travel to early February and talk to Chris Christie: A. Would you tell him the truth, that if he destroys Marco Rubio at the debate he's going to end up the personal slave of Donald Trump and a national laughingstock and won't even get a Convention speech out of the deal? Or: B. Just let him do what he did and not change anything?
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Who says Trump sucks at self-reflection?
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I'd give him the time machine so he could go back and kill baby Hitler
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Winkie01 posted:Who is scott baio I hear about the idiot and trump all the time he was on some soap opera i hear. the rnc attracts a lot of people who are on soap operas
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Winkie01 posted:Who is scott baio I hear about the idiot and trump all the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1PuZFWdKYo
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thethreeman posted:https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/754786855623725056 How fuckin' badass would it be if Ben Carson, in his young, violent days, threatened his mother with an X-ray machine, a schoolbus, or a crane? 
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but what if he gets mesmerized by baby hitler's hypnotic gaze? then hitler has a time machine thats basically in here except it's about adult hitler so it makes more sense thx norm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgxX8Dw5-nQ&t=10s
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Needs More Ditka posted:i had no idea she has a degree in architecture You know who else studied design and architecture.............
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the more i think of it the more the theme represents how he wants women to treat him also he ruined happy days, not ted mcginley
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Trump's convention exemplifies what a brilliant and unorthodox campaign he's run. Instead of stacking the schedule with boring political insiders that the average Joe has no connection with, he's lined up personable down to earth Americans that we can all relate to like Czech billionaire housewife Meliana trump Italian star of Earth 2 Antonio Sabado Gigante Charles in Charge and more
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Winkie01 posted:Who is scott baio I hear about the idiot and trump all the time Chachi on Happy Days.
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Is there a betting pool for how many nights it takes for the streets to erupt into chaos? For if the convention gets shut down? Stay safe, scratched-camera goon, but please take a lot of pictures.
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I'm so hoping Joementum's right and Dr. Ben Carson is the keynote speaker of 2016. Ben Carson can barely even get a coherent complete sentence out of his mouth in the best of times, how is he going to speak for an hour on worldwide TV? Give a speech about the defining core values of the Republican Party broadcast on every major media outlet? By the way, my money's on the Democratic keynote speaker (a week from Tuesday) being Julian Castro. He won't be VP this time, but this will give him the opportunity to try to sink or swim on the public stage. (And probably sink, the guy is just not all that compelling)
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This convention is going to be the most amazingly entertaining train wreck.
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Patter Song posted:By the way, my money's on the Democratic keynote speaker (a week from Tuesday) being Julian Castro. He won't be VP this time, but this will give him the opportunity to try to sink or swim on the public stage. (And probably sink, the guy is just not all that compelling) They already announced the headlining speakers for the DNC. Tuesday night is Bill.
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I can't believe that in the same sitting I learned that Chachi called Hillary Clinton a oval office AND that he's speaking at the Republican Convention.
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Joementum posted:They already announced the headlining speakers for the DNC. Tuesday night is Bill. Hope he can pull some of that 2012 magic out of his hat.
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emfive posted:For real Warren should do one of those ancestry.com DNA kits. There's a significant (good) chance she's got a non-trivial Native American genetic background. Ages ago but, science doesn't work if it disagrees with Trump. Remember, he has the best people.
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i can't watch the convention at work, so i hope to see you all dedicate yourselves to liveposting this poo poo. i need my thrills, even if it's just vicarious, second-hand thrills
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:This convention is going to be the most amazingly entertaining train wreck. I'm really hoping it threads the needle between hilarious dumpster fire, and not having anyone get killed. I'd like for us to be able to laugh again after last week.
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Joementum posted:They already announced the headlining speakers for the DNC. Tuesday night is Bill. after bill clinton's last dnc speech i was at some bar and this guy was all psyched about the speech and beating those loving republicans. within the next five minutes he called serena williams an ape and said robert griffin iii needed to cut his hair i guess that doesnt really fit in this thread but whatever. just some context wrt the kind of people whose votes democrats need if they're going to avoid falling below 30% of the white vote, i guess! america!
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I like how all that matters to him is appearance. he is like one of those tiny lizards that makes itself look big to APPEAR threatening.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Hope he can pull some of that 2012 magic out of his hat. He hasn't been sounding too good this year, but then again he's a natural performer, so given a big stage he'll probably do well.
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Thundercracker posted:I'm really hoping it threads the needle between hilarious dumpster fire, and not having anyone get killed. I'd like for us to be able to laugh again after last week. I hope only bad guys die
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Watching Bill give the keynote is going to be fascinating. I think that for any other candidate he'd be a lock to deliver a crackerjack speech, but it seems like there's a part of him that 1) wants Hillary to fail 2) wants Hillary to succeed so badly it gets inside his head and fucks him up 3) both of those, at the same time.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Hope he can pull some of that 2012 magic out of his hat. the less visible he is the better imo, he does not look good
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Joementum posted:He hasn't been sounding too good this year, but then again he's a natural performer, so given a big stage he'll probably do well. I was hoping for Jimmy Carter to get a last ride.
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This is what happens when your paintball crew tries to do a Mass Effect theme and fucks it up.
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