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Control Volume posted:I think you meant three guys, and possibly more also p deuce
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Graff posted:p deuce lomarf
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i'm in a committed relationship with Five Guys if that counts
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Trig Discipline posted:i'm in a committed relationship with Five Guys if that counts double meat with a chocolate shake HOLLA
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Trig Discipline posted:i'm in a committed relationship with Five Guys if that counts oosh
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echinopsis posted:just chatting to a woman recently seperated.. discussing some of the stuff we enjoy... purely out of the blue guess what she tells me she likes? that's basically just a thing ladies on the hunt say to get someone titillated. It might also be true, but its mere utterance doesn't necessarily mean specifically that's their one thing, rather than advertising I LIKE TO gently caress AND LIKE GIVING ACTIVITIES.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:that's basically just a thing ladies on the hunt say to get someone titillated. It might also be true, but its mere utterance doesn't necessarily mean specifically that's their one thing, rather than advertising I LIKE TO gently caress AND LIKE GIVING ACTIVITIES. all women lie to get the d, it is true
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update : no threesome this weekend. illness came upon our family I did manage to get an evening in with a lady though then come home to cuddle my wife. feels sweet my friends
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did anyone ever find out how fat op is
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yo, echi - see if any of these people also wanna rove around and play pokemon go with you it would be like realizing a childhood dream. get drunk, take over a gym, then gently caress.
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jackyl posted:did anyone ever find out how fat op is the amazing tale of echinopsis, or as we call it in yospos, the echinomricon, cannot be related through a simple implication of fatness. the "echi is fat" story is a king size reese's cup. the true one is a never emptying golden corral chocolate fountain
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Jonny 290 posted:the amazing tale of echinopsis, or as we call it in yospos, the echinomricon, cannot be related through a simple implication of fatness. idgi
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I think he's trying to say that my weight is infinite? regardless, the op isn't that fat and regardless, how would it even matter here. fact is bro I am getting lad on the regular with different partners and every time is like a god drat ceremony. nah not quite but you know, you get dressed nicely, you do your hair.. this ain't netflix and chill.. gently caress that noise. chill is for lamers and youths. this is mature god drat amazing sex with intimacy and caring. I mean I ain't looking for an endless stream of girls to have sex with.. at all. just a solid crew of maybe 2.. and we all talk about this. this is how they talk about wanting guys. a solid crew. everyone just wants a solid crew of friends with benefits. when are they going to make a mainstream movie about this. love actually 2.. love harder
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echinopsis posted:I think he's trying to say that my weight is infinite im not really getting the whole weight thing tbh. seems weird.
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well losers who don't get action also somehow manage to create these so called standards as a way of deflecting their lonely misery onto some sense of superiority, "I'm only not getting laid because I don't want to gently caress huge people" angle regardless, I wouldn't have sex with someone I didn't find attractive and isn't that also an important factor.. I guess not?
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Jul 18, 2016 09:57
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all sex-enjoyers are riddled with chocolate cake and AIDS
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Jul 18, 2016 11:08
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Awia posted:all women lie to get the d, it is true i'm not saying she's lying. you can love deepthroating, and be in the move for it, and it doesn't reflect more about you than you're in the mood for some deep throating. i wouldn't read too deeply into it as being indicative of anything special. if someone says something like that to you, usually they're letting YOU know they're in the mood for some of X activity with you. the mystique of women. she is a confusing beast.
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like sometimes i say to my partner, hey i want to give you a blowjob, and it's not because i'm some crazy blowjob whore, it's because I know he loves it and even just hearing me say that makes him perk up, which is cute as heck. it sets the mood going.
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why does op go out and look for women when theres a whole thread right here full of yospos ppl ready to blow him at a moments notice
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Jul 18, 2016 20:28
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logistics my main man plus there is a satisfaction in the pursuit. another dude wanted to introduce me to a woman he had met who was looking for other dudes to bone.. there was no thrill of the chase, of trying to be appealing..
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Jul 18, 2016 20:55
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echinopsis posted:fact is bro I am getting lad on the regular ooooh the plot thickens and lengthens, and becomes much firmer
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Jul 18, 2016 21:17
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ew no, no blowjobs for internet men. i was just explaining how women use titillating language to set the mood and get things going, like how you promise your dog walkies to see his ears go up and watch him do that dumb silly walkies-dance at the door. you might be kinda tired and it might not be your favourite thing, but drat is he cute when he gets all worked up for it.
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and let's be clear here, it has to be sincere, if you do that and there are no walkies YOU ARE A MONSTER
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Jul 18, 2016 21:48
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StrangersInTheNight posted:ew no, no blowjobs for internet men. i was just explaining how women use titillating language to set the mood and get things going, like how you promise your dog walkies to see his ears go up and watch him do that dumb silly walkies-dance at the door. you might be kinda tired and it might not be your favourite thing, but drat is he cute when he gets all worked up for it. seems accurate
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Jul 18, 2016 23:17
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yeah whenever blow jobs are mentioned my penis starts wagging uncontrollably
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Jul 18, 2016 23:26
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Trig Discipline posted:yeah whenever blow jobs are mentioned my penis starts wagging uncontrollably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3PMSmI9Jk
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Jul 18, 2016 23:36
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echinopsis posted:some people have lots of money and buy sick rigs and have 8 monitors and play elite dangerous in their parents basement I'm just doing the same but with sex. You pay people to have sex with you in your parents basement?
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echinopsis posted:plus there is a satisfaction in the pursuit. another dude wanted to introduce me to a woman he had met who was looking for other dudes to bone.. there was no thrill of the chase, of trying to be appealing.. echinopsis posted:. this is mature god drat amazing sex with intimacy and caring.
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i like nice words
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Nothing is more intimate than having sex with lots of different people while you tell each other and anyone else who will listen how amazing open relationships are, and then fart and smell your own farts.
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Jul 19, 2016 03:24
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echinopsis posted:I think he's trying to say that my weight is infinite? I'm a huge fan of all of the really gay poo poo that you post
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yeah i have two partners... yeah they're skinny girls with pendulous breasts that have uneven ptosis... yeah, dude, they totally have piercings and come from lovely family situations... so did I man, so did I
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sports posted:yeah i have two partners... yeah they're skinny girls with pendulous breasts that have uneven ptosis... yeah, dude, they totally have piercings and come from lovely family situations... so did I man, so did I ?
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echinopsis posted:Don't read it then bro, but I haven't made up a single fact. "Don't rain on my parade," he says.
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*in outrageous french accent* you americans are all so prude, you don't know anything about amour *looks disapprovingly while taking a drag from gauloises cigarette
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a dog from hell posted:OP has taken such great care to communicate to us how thoughtful and considerate he is toward his ladies, but is utterly shameless about the describing licentiousness in his marriage and feels no shame in posting about deepthroating 4s while his children sleep in another room. yeah I'd rather you didn't
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hypothesis: this thread is making people think of their patents loving, causing extreme responses
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when your kids start studying health at school and they realise their parents shave their pubes 
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echinopsis posted:when your kids start studying health at school and they realise their parents shave their pubes lol
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is this the thread where we talk about our penises and how cool we are for being sexhavers
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