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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/753700602614456320

Well this is interesting, click on the tweet for the whole story.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Jumpingmanjim posted:

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/753700602614456320

Well this is interesting, click on the tweet for the whole story.
So they were either going to standoff with CPS, or do something to a Syrian refugee family. At least before they settled on Oregon. The refugee thing is creepy, hopefully they get more charges brought against them for say, stalking.

Nihilarian
Oct 2, 2013


They also considered interfering with CPS

EDIT: whoops

Nihilarian has issued a correction as of 00:49 on Jul 15, 2016

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Oh, the OregonLive article on Fry's outburst also said he has expressed a desire to be reincarnated as a woman. He wants this because he think it would "be easier". Not that Fry was at all popular with these guys already but more or less declaring that you're a transexual isn't making him any more popular.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Jumpingmanjim posted:

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/753700602614456320

Well this is interesting, click on the tweet for the whole story.

JJ McNab is great.

deep space nein
Aug 25, 2011

Casimir Radon posted:

Oh, the OregonLive article on Fry's outburst also said he has expressed a desire to be reincarnated as a woman. He wants this because he think it would "be easier". Not that Fry was at all popular with these guys already but more or less declaring that you're a transexual isn't making him any more popular.

He doesn't want to be a woman, he just wants the free dinners and undeserved jobs and the feeling of running the world by being part of the matriarchy.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


deep space nein posted:

He doesn't want to be a woman, he just wants the free dinners and undeserved jobs and the feeling of running the world by being part of the matriarchy.
I think a lot of the "transexuals" we're seeing right about now are really just incels who think being a woman is a magical ticket to not having to actually work towards anything. Of course that's not true but by the point they figure it out they've painted themselves into a corner. I don't think acknowledging gender dysphoria as a mental problem is inherently transphobic, but some would say otherwise.

Edit: I'm not saying all transexuals are mentally ill or failsons like Fry. Just that there seems to be a recent trend of people like him deciding that they're trans. Sort of like when every dipshit you knew was self-diagnosing themselves with aspergers 10 years ago.

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Jumpingmanjim posted:

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/753700602614456320

Well this is interesting, click on the tweet for the whole story.
Mother of god.

Casimir Radon posted:

I think a lot of the "transexuals" we're seeing right about now are really just incels who think being a woman is a magical ticket to not having to actually work towards anything. Of course that's not true but by the point they figure it out they've painted themselves into a corner. I don't think acknowledging gender dysphoria as a mental problem is inherently transphobic, but some would say otherwise.

Edit: I'm not saying all transexuals are mentally ill or failsons like Fry. Just that there seems to be a recent trend of people like him deciding that they're trans. Sort of like when every dipshit you knew was self-diagnosing themselves with aspergers 10 years ago.
I kinda doubt that because people don't get beaten to near death on the suspicion that they have aspergers.

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Casimir Radon posted:

I think a lot of the "transexuals" we're seeing right about now are really just incels who think being a woman is a magical ticket to not having to actually work towards anything. Of course that's not true but by the point they figure it out they've painted themselves into a corner. I don't think acknowledging gender dysphoria as a mental problem is inherently transphobic, but some would say otherwise.

Edit: I'm not saying all transexuals are mentally ill or failsons like Fry. Just that there seems to be a recent trend of people like him deciding that they're trans. Sort of like when every dipshit you knew was self-diagnosing themselves with aspergers 10 years ago.

what in the motherfuck am i reading

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Jumpingmanjim posted:

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/753700602614456320

Well this is interesting, click on the tweet for the whole story.

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/753749793650855936


hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jumpingmanjim posted:

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/753700602614456320

Well this is interesting, click on the tweet for the whole story.

Good lord this poo poo

Imagine the faces of the FBI when they stumbled on that no-warrant-needed gem of a thousand slam dunk guilty verdicts

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Knight posted:

I kinda doubt that because people don't get beaten to near death on the suspicion that they have aspergers.
That has nothing to do with anything. Fry wants to be a lady because he's failed at life as a man, and he thinks women don't do anything. The trend 10 years ago for people like him was to self-diagnose with aspergers, now it's to decide that they're actually pretty ladies.

See: ChrisChan or SA's own Fire.

Ran Mad Dog
Aug 15, 2006
Algeapea and noodles - I will take your udon!

Casimir Radon posted:

That has nothing to do with anything. Fry wants to be a lady because he's failed at life as a man, and he thinks women don't do anything. The trend 10 years ago for people like him was to self-diagnose with aspergers, now it's to decide that they're actually pretty ladies.

See: ChrisChan or SA's own Fire.

Whoa did you come up with this amazingly well thought out hot take on your own, or is it something you're parroting from right-wing talk radio my racist grandpa listens to daily

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Ran Mad Dog posted:

Whoa did you come up with this amazingly well thought out hot take on your own, or is it something you're parroting from right-wing talk radio my racist grandpa listens to daily
I didn't say all of them. But Fry, ChrisChan, Fire, and a number of other examples would seem to indicate that it does happen. Nobody is going to argue that Fry isn't insane, and perhaps this is part of his illness. Nothing more.

Casimir Radon has issued a correction as of 06:04 on Jul 15, 2016

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Welp see y'all in three pages or so

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Anyway let's just forget any of that poo poo just happened.

One of Fry's reasons for wanting pretrial release is that he has a 15 year old dog who probably won't live too much longer, and wants to be able to spend time with it. This is really the only thing that makes me feel for him at all. Of course this begs the question of where the dog was when he ran off to touch dicks with LaVoy, and the rest of the family was on vacation.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

SocketWrench posted:

That's beautiful. You know, ignoring they'd need to make use of every inch of land and then some, need some sort of harbor for their importing/exporting, and the fact that it's pretty much surrounded by territory where their shipping is dependent on good standing with at least one major power and taxes to pass (you know, not to mention water, electric, and other utilities that would have to be bought from/supplied by a foreign power), This plan could work....

I wonder if they think a major manufacturing factory could be the size of a small house or that a sewage treatment plant would be the size of a refridgerator box because lol if they think Belle Isle would be anything but a few buildings to work in and a few to live in. That is if they just don't go all futuristic 1900's and just make everyone live in the factory too
*takes monorail tour on a dual rail train*
Ayup, no utilities figured in, but loving high rise buildings all over (certainly the best for manufacturing goods is the top floor) because foundations aren't an issue and no residences of any stripe. One lane roads abound...this plan can't fail!
How long before pornography becomes its main export?

Eastern Michiganders would throw a fit if they tried to develop bell Isle.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Man can you imagine if these dipshits had tried to kidnap a sitting US Senator? They couldn't sit in a building for a couple days without loving it up, let alone something of that magnitude.

Does Ritzy every say who he would have gone after?

Haystack
Jan 23, 2005





My money would be on Reid.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Haystack posted:

My money would be on Reid.

That would have been hilarious given Reid's history with the mob.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
I can totally see Reid pulling a True Romance/Dennis Hopper level taunt to these guys. Rather glad they didn't go for it though.

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010
On one hand, these guys probably consider themselves the kind of rugged individualists who went out and tamed the wild west, and probably view themselves the same way. With an added layer of MURICA and CONSTITUTION on top of it. :freep:

On the other hand, they end up doing a lot of the same lovely things said wild western settlers did too. But they're too busy :bahgawd:ing at the government to realize that, as bad as they're going to get it from the feds, they would have been been simply strung up or shot in the wilderness ages ago in that particular time period. Partly for being so useless. But mostly because they tended to not tolerate cattle rustlers, claim jumpers or water thieves. :clint:






Casimir Radon posted:

I think a lot of the "transexuals" we're seeing right about now are really just incels who think being a woman is a magical ticket to not having to actually work towards anything. There seems to be a recent trend of people like him deciding that they're trans. Sort of like when every dipshit you knew was self-diagnosing themselves with aspergers 10 years ago.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Man can you imagine if these dipshits had tried to kidnap a sitting US Senator? They couldn't sit in a building for a couple days without loving it up, let alone something of that magnitude.

Does Ritzy every say who he would have gone after?

He was going to go after Senator Debbie Stabenow of Michigan. The principle reason being that she voted for the Iran Nuclear Deal. The other factors as he saw them were his group's close ties with the Michigan Militia, and Michigan's lax gun laws. That last bit sounds especially bad, but he mitigated it a bit by informing local law enforcement of what he planned to do, and they told him that he'd better not. The whole things sounds like his attempt to act tough but not really do anything.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Casimir Radon posted:

He was going to go after Senator Debbie Stabenow of Michigan. The principle reason being that she voted for the Iran Nuclear Deal. The other factors as he saw them were his group's close ties with the Michigan Militia, and Michigan's lax gun laws. That last bit sounds especially bad, but he mitigated it a bit by informing local law enforcement of what he planned to do, and they told him that he'd better not. The whole things sounds like his attempt to act tough but not really do anything.

....:what:

They're...they're not too bright, are they?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Maybe this is like that episode of Trailer Park Boys where J-Roc pretends to go to prison to build street cred. Ritzheimer will just hide under a trailer for a bit and after a few weeks, which is like usually how long you go to jail for threatening to kidnap government officials, he'll crawl out and talk about how he's harder than those bitch rear end Oathkeepers.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


OAquinas posted:

....:what:

They're...they're not too bright, are they?
Most of the time what Ritzy and his buddies do is the revolutionary equivalent of the whole Real Life Superhero phenomenon. They'll dress up, open carry in front of a mosque, and make a bunch of threats. But, they can't really handle the discomfort that being the next Tim McVeigh or Eric Rudolph would entail. Of course that doesn't mean they're not a bunch of dangerous idiots who could snap at any time, but most of the time they're just playing a demented version of dress up.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Casimir Radon posted:

Most of the time what Ritzy and his buddies do is the revolutionary equivalent of the whole Real Life Superhero phenomenon. They'll dress up, open carry in front of a mosque, and make a bunch of threats. But, they can't really handle the discomfort that being the next Tim McVeigh or Eric Rudolph would entail. Of course that doesn't mean they're not a bunch of dangerous idiots who could snap at any time, but most of the time they're just playing a demented version of dress up.

So Ritzy is a lovely cosplayer?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Rick_Hunter posted:

So Ritzy is a lovely cosplayer?
Basically. He likes to invoke his status as a "STAFF SERGEANT OF MARINES!!1", in reality he was gas pumper.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Rick_Hunter posted:

So Ritzy is a lovely cosplayer?

Except with actual weapons and far more detachment from reality.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Crowsbeak posted:

Eastern Michiganders would throw a fit if they tried to develop bell Isle.

I'm pretty sure we would, if only because within five years it would be Detroit II and we'd have yet another shitfest to haul up

Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:

On one hand, these guys probably consider themselves the kind of rugged individualists who went out and tamed the wild west, and probably view themselves the same way. With an added layer of MURICA and CONSTITUTION on top of it. :freep:

On the other hand, they end up doing a lot of the same lovely things said wild western settlers did too. But they're too busy :bahgawd:ing at the government to realize that, as bad as they're going to get it from the feds, they would have been been simply strung up or shot in the wilderness ages ago in that particular time period. Partly for being so useless. But mostly because they tended to not tolerate cattle rustlers, claim jumpers or water thieves. :clint:

Well, yeah, but at least settlers of the past went out supplied in some fashion unlike Ammon's Camp for Retarded Fuckers

SocketWrench has issued a correction as of 16:32 on Jul 16, 2016

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Casimir Radon posted:

Michigan Militia

Are totally useless as anything other than a footnote in history. Hell, law enforcement even catches whiff of them planning a barbecue and they come in with SWAT teams ready to level the place.

"Michigan's lax gun laws"

Not sure how that would have anything for him unless he wasn't planning on arming himself till the day he planned on doing anything, and he'd still have to fill out paperwork to obtain those weapons. The only big difference between us and most other places is we allow SBRs

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


SocketWrench posted:

Are totally useless as anything other than a footnote in history. Hell, law enforcement even catches whiff of them planning a barbecue and they come in with SWAT teams ready to level the place.

"Michigan's lax gun laws"

Not sure how that would have anything for him unless he wasn't planning on arming himself till the day he planned on doing anything, and he'd still have to fill out paperwork to obtain those weapons. The only big difference between us and most other places is we allow SBRs
Ritzy isn't exactly smart.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Casimir Radon posted:

He was going to go after Senator Debbie Stabenow of Michigan. The principle reason being that she voted for the Iran Nuclear Deal. The other factors as he saw them were his group's close ties with the Michigan Militia, and Michigan's lax gun laws. That last bit sounds especially bad, but he mitigated it a bit by informing local law enforcement of what he planned to do, and they told him that he'd better not. The whole things sounds like his attempt to act tough but not really do anything.

Haha I still remember the horrendous "Debbie Spend-it-Now" commercials.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
As per standard doctrine when it comes to Sovcits and reading comprehension, I assume they didn't read a damned thing about the nuke deal and how it lowers Iran's ability to make any weapons grade uranium to pretty much zero without involving them becoming another tin can to kick around and incite more bullshit.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Haha I still remember the horrendous "Debbie Spend-it-Now" commercials.

Were those the ones where they had an "Asian looking" girl bike up to the camera and thank Debbie on behalf of China?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

OAquinas posted:

Were those the ones where they had an "Asian looking" girl bike up to the camera and thank Debbie on behalf of China?

Ahhhh poo poo I had forgotten all about that.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

OAquinas posted:

Were those the ones where they had an "Asian looking" girl bike up to the camera and thank Debbie on behalf of China?

shiksa posted:

Ahhhh poo poo I had forgotten all about that.

So had I. Meanwhile, Debbie is still in the Senate and probably will be for a while. The only powerful right-wing people in Michigan are on the west coast and they're going to have their hands full with Snyder and 2018 when they have to explain how Flint doesn't matter or why sales tax on Amazon isn't a tax increase.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


e: nevermind!

Krinkle has issued a correction as of 21:43 on Jul 17, 2016

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

So had I. Meanwhile, Debbie is still in the Senate and probably will be for a while. The only powerful right-wing people in Michigan are on the west coast and they're going to have their hands full with Snyder and 2018 when they have to explain how Flint doesn't matter or why sales tax on Amazon isn't a tax increase.

When they're not trying to stamp out the gays over there, anyways

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One Legged Cat
Aug 31, 2004

DAY I GOT COOKIE
Hoo boy, looks like the most recent cop shooter was a sovcit. This should get interesting.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/baton-rouge-police-shooting-former-marine-gavin-long-sovereign-citizen-domestic-threat/

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